Kiefer Sutherland Saves The World - At Least In His Mind
I know Kiefer Sutherland says he is sober, but when you head-butt a guy while dressed in a tuxedo and you are not actually saving the world, it seems like maybe he had been drinking. By now, I'm sure you have seen the report that Monday night after the Costume Institute Gala, that Kiefer was stumbling down the street when he heard a noise. Jack Bauer, I mean Kiefer went and investigated and saw several terrorists surrounding what he thought was his long lost love Julia Roberts. It turns out it was Brooke Shields. When he approached the terrorists he noticed they had craftily departed leaving in their wake, only their leader. Women's clothes designer Jack McCollough. At some point Brooke was either pushed/fell/lost her balance/or ducked do to the flying bullets and ended up on the ground. Kiefer, wanting to defend her honor told Jack to apologize. Jack M, not Jack Bauer. I mean I guess he could have told himself to apologize but that would be kind of strange. Anyway, Jack M refused to apologize and pushed Kiefer. The trained operative came out in Kiefer and he head-butted Jack M who suffered a broken nose.
The aftermath to all of this has been the most interesting. I don't know if Brooke owes Jack M money or just wants free clothes, but her version of events appears to contradict everyone else's version of events. People are agreed that Brooke was shoved. Brooke says she wasn't. Kiefer said she ended up on the ground. Everyone also seems to agree Kiefer was drunk. But he saved the world.
Dear Kiefer, nothing is ever going to top the Christmas Tree incident, so you might as well stop trying.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE KEIFER...HE'S JACK !
ReplyDeletethat big tranny brooke could kick both their asses.
ReplyDeleteAwesome.
ReplyDeletenow that's a moment you wish had been Memorexed.
i love you Keifer !! Next time let him flatten Brooke though.
ReplyDeletesorry but i know people who have worked with Keifer and when he drinks, he is the biggest dick you will ever meet. he's a fuckin alchy who needs rehab AGAIN.
ReplyDeletenot smart for someone on probation.
Drunk or sober, how many guys would defend a woman these days? Good for you Keifer, now get your ass to Betty Ford.
ReplyDeleteWill a book come out of this story LOL.
ReplyDeleteMaybe be really was affected by the pathegon on the show or he was drunk. Either way, Keifer is still the man!
ReplyDeleteBrooke's like 6ft, she can handle herself...besides, did the guy deserve to be rushed to hospital and receive a headbutt over it?
ReplyDeleteIMO crime did not fit the punishment.
Kiefer is a violent prick who needs to learn a lesson once and for all.
it's funny but it's sad too. kiefer obviously isn't sober and needs another trip to the dry-out place.
ReplyDeletemaybe that guy was doing an elaine benes 'get OUT!!!' and kiefer misunderstood.
:)
I think it's all been blown out of proportion. This is what really happened:
ReplyDeleteBrooke: Keifer! Hey, buddy! Lookin' good!
Keifer: Gosh, thanks, Brooke. You too, babe. Hi, Jack.
Jack: Hi, Keif.
Keifer: Wow, GREAT shoes you have on there, Jack!
Jack: Thanks! I designed them myself.
Keifer (bending over): I need to get a closer look at those heels!
Keifer/Jack: OW!
Brooke (falling over with laughter): I'm outta here.
Jack (cupping bloody nose): Dude, I'm bleeding.
Keifer: Jack, we can NOT let people know that I accidentally broke your nose bending over to get a closer look to those killer heels you are wearing. It will ruin my reputation! OK if I tell people I head-butted you?
Jack: Whatever. You owe me.
Keifer: I'll have my attorney write you a check.
Jack: Works for me.
Keifer: And can you send me a pair of those heels, too? I can't wait to have my own pair! (clapping hands together excitedly)
Jack: Sure, I'll just bill you.
Keifer: Goody! Hey, Brookie! Can I come with you? Yoo hoo!!!!!
Nun, that was awesome.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Moosh the X-mas tree didn't complain & he way more then head butted it. ;)
It's ashame if he is drinking again
or if he never stopped.
I agree with nunaurbiz up until/after the check-writing biz. Keif wouldn't go THAT nuts over a pair of shoes, I don't think.
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