I love these reality stars who become entertainment and industry experts overnight. They always remind me of the illegal immigrants in Bowfinger that have no idea how to do anything with cameras or film, but within weeks are dressing in a stereotypical Hollywood way and discussing the merits of various filmmakers throughout history.
Kelly Bensimon is exactly one of those people. Not the illegal part. Not as far as I know. Do you know something I don't? Because if you do, then maybe you should pass it along. OK, now that is out of the way. Kelly says, “It was a really, really fun process. For next season, I want people to see the real Kelly. So far, another season of New York is not locked for anybody yet, but I would love to be a part of the brand.”
Of course she wants to be back. It beats the hell out of whatever she was doing prior to becoming famous. It is very rare for anyone to walk away from this. They want to stay on the show. They become addicted to the fame. They are much worse divas than most actors and actresses. I love how she uses these buzz words like process and brand. Yeah, what that says is that even if New York doesn't want her, she would be willing to go be transplant Housewife in any of the other cities. Let her have a shot at Slade.
Oh, and in case you want her take on the whole Bethenny thing, she says she has never been in a cat fight her entire life and has no idea how that happened. She also says it was all Bethenny's fault because Bethenny wanted the air-time. She then stabs a knife in Bethenny's back and slowly twists it in with this comment.
“I’m the first person to say [Bethenny's] a great girl,” says Bensimon. “To be her age in New York [and] single is not easy. But she’s doing a great job enjoying her life.”
Oh, that is going to leave a mark.
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ReplyDeletethat's pretty funny considering kelly's only claim to fame is marrying a rich old man, spitting out 2 kids and thereby setting herself up for life.
ReplyDeleteat least bethenny is doing it on her own.
oh, and even funnier---kelly's older than bethenny.
who is this person ? Is she on a reality show ?
ReplyDeleteCanadaChick, she's on Real Housewives of NYC. The Real Housewives 'brand' finds nouveau-riche tacky fame whores and films them behaving like asses. I've watched bits of the different shows, and as far as I can tell, none of them are smart enough to realize that people are only watching them because they're such horrible train-wrecks.
ReplyDeleteTwo things, one: Kelly, if you stopped doing so much coke, your memory would be a lot clearer. And you wouldn't be as fidgety. Yeah, we can tell.
ReplyDeleteTwo: Um, you are older than Bethanny and single, so if it's not easy for her, it's gotta be torture for you. Nevermind the obviously gay guys you try to "convert" (you can't by the way), how are you going to find another sugar papa?
wow, she's a b*tch.
ReplyDeletestill tho, i'm on team Atlanta. now THEY'RE fun to watch.
Pookie, Atlanta is worth watching just for Kim's fright wig. I'm very hopeful about New Jersey. I think it's going to take things to a whole new level.
ReplyDeleteI'm on team Bethenny. She's funny and more quirky than the rest of the crew.
ReplyDeleteKelly is a petty middle school girl who may have actually been a petty middle school boy growing up?
Ramona facial surgery looks strange. She kind of has that Terry Hatcher half nose collapse. I think as time goes on gravity will not be her friend. And I think the botox is affecting her memory because she says the meanest things and never remembers even one.
The Countess is not a whole lot of fun. I think she, like Kelly, may have been a man. Now that the Count is history I think she needs another guy with a uniform like a ship captain or a pilot.
Jill looks like my neighbor from when I was little. The one who was always in a bathrobe and sipping booze at around 2:30 everyday. So Jill gets a pass because I can't distinguish her from Mrs. D.
The others, I have not seen their feature episodes so I will reserve judgement. tee hee
I don't care for reality shows, to me they are too phony.
ReplyDeleteMy faves change from episode to episode. I did like LouAnn, but her "call me countess" BS got old. I think she tries too hard to be young and doesn't seem to give a crap about her kids. Alex (and even Simon) have become more endearing and I almost feel sorry for them.
ReplyDeleteJill and Ramona crack me up.
As far as the coke comment, I think BOTH Kelly and Bethanny have a problem. They both know it about the other and have come so close to saying something during their little tiffs. What did Kelly mean when she said Bethanny was acting inappropriately? Hmmmm, I wonder?
It's kind of like the wig fight on Atlanta housewives. Once the can of wigs got opened during the reunion show, you could tell some of the ladies didn't want to discuss their weaves. Ya, some topics are sacred.
Oh Kelly, you poor delusional, rawhide-faced airhead....just shut up and look pretty...okay just shut up.
ReplyDeleteMooshki - Bring on the NJ Housewives! This is going to be good. My 17 yr old DD is even looking forward to it. My little sis could be in it....
ReplyDeleteI loved Bowfinger! A really underrated movie, particularly Eddie Murphy's double role as the arrogant, addled comic and his unfortunate cousin. Murphy should have won a supporting actor Oscar.
ReplyDeleteGotcha, suckers!
ReplyDeleteOMG the Jersey retards are going to be a hot mess.
ReplyDeleteOh I loved when Kelly was running in NYC traffic with several cars behind her. I was hoping the cab behind her would have accidently steped to hard on the gas but that didn't happen.
Damn, this chick looks BAKED. And I don't mean as in "high;" I mean as in LEATHERY.
ReplyDeleteI assume she's rich, whoever she is. Don't they have good skin cream where she lives?
God, I've got claws today.
Selena, there are times when she looks like she's just came from the dermatologist after a peel and she's all red and splotchy. I wouldn't water my yard looking like that.
ReplyDeleteTatum and Sporky, you are right on the money. Kelly, plain and simple, is an idiot. An idiot who lives in her own special little world. Remember when she said to Bethenny, "I'm up here and your're down here".. I guess that's code for getting high. You couldn't give me enough money to be her...
ReplyDeletewhat was even better is kelly denies she ever said that. remember what she said when bethenny brought it up? 'what are you TALKING about?'
ReplyDeletei think she's so self-involved, she doesn't even think about what she says and then just thinks denying it will work.
bethenny may be a lot of things but i don't think she's insincere. this bitch is.
Kelly should STEP AWAY FROM THE COKE! I think that's the reason for the different personalities(depending on whether she's coming down, did a bump, or had a little too much). I've been around and to me she seems to have a drug problem. Never-the-less I think all the NYC housewives are amazing women, and if any of you are reading: Keep doin your thang, don't listen to the haters...pass it on. I would like to see Kelly again on the show because I do think she was guarded and fake for the show.
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