Barbra Streisand is smart. I have been waiting for 48 hours since her assistant got arrested for possessing coke and meth and a dangerous weapon for Barbra to release a statement. She hasn't and so now I'm forced to speculate and to contemplate whether this is the time I should use Josh Brolin's phone number. I have been hanging onto it in case there is a Goonies 2. I want to be in it, what can I say. Anyway. This arrest is a big deal but everyone is afraid of making Barbra mad so they don't ask any questions. They just report the facts. That isn't gossip. Gossip is about speculating.
In case you didn't read about it or hear about it, Barbra sent her assistant to the post office to go mail something. This was on Saturday in Malibu. Well, the assistant was pulled over for having expired tags. That isn't a big deal. The ticket is like $10. But, of course, they asked her for her drivers license and it turns out her license was suspended. Hmmm. Now what to do. Well at some point during all of this, the officers discovered the coke and the meth and the weapon which was a sap. I know, you all thought a sap came out of a tree or how Paul McCartney felt when he realized what Heather Mills was really like.
Now, the first thing is that all the reports named the woman as Barbra's assistant when she got arrested. An hour later and she was a receptionist. Interesting, non? No one has said how long this woman has worked for Barbra. She is in her 50's. The woman was on probation and had her license suspended. If I am as paranoid as Barbra, I know she must have done a background check on this woman. Would you have hired her discovering all of this? No, of course not. So, I'm guessing she was hired prior to the probation and suspension of the license. If so, then wouldn't it be fair to say that Barbra knew that her license had been suspended and still sent her out running errands in her car? What if the woman had killed someone driving? There haven't been any reports she was under the influence. That is the thing. There have been no reports about this at all. The woman was bailed out of jail and then it is like one big shhhhhhh. Where is the digging? No one is doing any. Everyone is scared of Barbra. Why? Well she has money and isn't afraid to sue for one.