I Smell Bonnie & Clyde

Jessica Biel doesn't really care about her movie career. I think we discovered that last week when she said those statements about her beauty hurting her for roles. Well, another part of her problem is that besides being an absolutely awful actress she also picks bad roles. You can be a horrific actress as long as you find roles that suit you being awful. Jessica Alba has made quite the living with that whole comic book character thing. Lots of money and no acting skills required.

Well, now Jessica really wants to put the stamp of mediocrity on her career. In an interview with Parade Magazine, Jessica says that she would love to star in a movie with Justin Timberlake. Oh wow. That would be awful. I swear the first thing I thought of when I read it was that what this world really needs is another Bonnie & Clyde movie. Until Gigli came along, it seemed like everytime a famous couple wants to shoot a movie together they always find some new version of Bonnie & Clyde. It is always awful and the careers are never the same again. The only reason Alec Baldwin came back out alive from his foray into that world was that it was 20 years ago and he burned every copy.