Monday, May 25, 2009

Hayden Panettiere Gets A Blood Test


Every year when I am on vacation there is nothing I like to do more than take a blood test. Apparently Hayden Panettiere feels the same way as she is sporting the universal symbol of someone just took some damn blood from my arm and now you are going to wrap my arm really damn tight with this tape look.

Now, why on earth would Hayden need to get a blood test while on vacation? Some kind of movie insurance? Maybe, but why couldn't she do it when she got back to LA? Random drug test? Maybe, but it isn't like she is an Olympic athlete or something so there would have to be a reason why she would be flagged for random drug tests.

Maybe she wasn't feeling well and went to the doctor? Maybe, but she played all day the day before this photo, the day of the photo and the day after.

Maybe she gave blood? Maybe. Hayden does seem like the sort who would go out of her way to help the people of France by donating her blood. Please. If they paid her maybe.

Thanks to Talley for the picture.

29 comments:

  1. not being of tattoo ilk, i'm not sure...but aren't you supposed to wait a while to have blood drawn after recently having had a tat or piercing done? (or is that mispelled tat she's sporting old?).

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  2. Anonymous11:38 AM

    Sperminated?

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  3. I was thinking today was blind items reveal day but I think I am wrong eh?
    I think poor little Hayden is having too much fun playing....

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  4. In order to properly medicate, they need to be able to isolate just which STD's she has picked up.

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  5. she's either knocked up, has a kidney infection or a std.

    and if it were for pregnancy, they do that with a urine test, normally.

    or slight drug overdoes and she managed to keep it hush hush.

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  6. She forgot the need to tie off before injection? No joke I just watched a show where a "functioning" junkie tied off with a blood pressure cuff.

    I thought preg right away but with these people who knows.

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  7. yeah, you cant give blood... also you cant give blood in europe if you are just visiting from the us. so that one is out for sure

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  8. Zooey - Reveal day is July 4th.

    Perhaps she took a shot of something. Just a thought.

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  9. like... a vitamin injection?

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  10. Maybe she had to get her shots before starting grade school. She looks about 10 years old.
    Cootie shot?

    Actually, if she were hospitalized, they'd probably do a heplock in her hand. And shots are generally IM (intra-muscular), rarely IV. So Enty is right...looks like she had blood drawn. Hmmm. Swine flu test? Or she drank after Paris Hilton? Kooky.
    Unless the authorities who raided her room seeking cocaine forced it upon her? Oops. That wasn't her...or was it? Which may explain why she moved to the yacht full time.

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  11. Free-basing...next logical step in junkie nation.

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  12. Ooh, I know! She had to get an IV for "dehydration."

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  13. Who are all those people on the boat with her?

    Think maybe her insurance agency caught wind of the coke raid and made her bleed-up to prove herself innocent?

    Or maybe the exclusive freak clubs in the French Riviera made her take an AIDS test before entering their their activities? Sounds like she'd be a prime inductee if the recent Blinds are about her.

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  14. yeah, but why is she still wearing the tape? you don't have to wear it that long( DD is a phlebotomist). hell, i've got that thing off of there before i leave the lab.

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  15. Oooo! Ooo! I know!
    She's blood-doping for the Tour De France. She's gonna challenge Lance "Lo-Ball" Armstrong for the title!

    Okay...maybe not.
    As for the question of who are "those people" on the yacht? I'm not sure...just a stab here, but I bet the females charge by the hour and the guys can quote every line from Season 2 of Miami Vice.

    And I imagine that tonight they'll all be blowin' rails off Gidget's tan dwarf booty while we're sittin' round commenting on gossip sites.

    Geez...I need a hobby.

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  16. Infection or a miss-hap from shooting up?

    I'm guessing the others are the hourly skanks that we've been hearing about.

    Sure, she could be pregnant but there's no rush to give blood. She could tell by a urine test and then see an OB when she got home.

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  17. Good point JJ.
    But I'd be willing to bet Sean Penn's Russian Hooker Allowance that no matter what the real reason for lil Miss Pantyhair's needle-frolic mystery...she's gonna wake up with that "not so fresh feeling" in the morning.

    Just a hunch.

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  18. If you thought you had an STD wouldn't you go to the doctor in private and then take off the cotton ball before meeting friends on a yacht? She probably left it on for attention whatever it is.

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  19. Oh blood test for pregnancy will detect it sooner then urine. Nice that he's laying back while surrounded by his blonde harem.
    Makes me wonder what Hayden interrupted OTPOR T-shirt
    lady doing.Foot rub right?

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  20. as to the pregnancy guess, i don't know about now days, but for some reason, the urnine tests never worked on me-- even the ones done in the lab. i always had to have a blood test.

    liver function panel maybe? maybe she's planning a little surgery and had a pre-surgical blood draw.
    i like the STD test guess.
    but still want to know why she's got the damn bandage still on.
    maybe she's a bleeder.

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  21. Anonymous7:56 PM

    I'm gonna give her benefit of the doubt and say it was an insurance thing. Heroes will probably start shooting their next season when she gets back from vacation.

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  22. im going with shooting up mishap.

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  23. don't care but it' a girl fest photo-

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  24. Rose, I agree with you. Whatever the reason, she kept the thing on for attention.

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  25. The chick with the short blond hair was in the previous photos with Hayden, so this is that same group of women as before.

    Interesting how no one has identified who they are yet -- like her family, close friends, etc.

    Also suspicious is that all of these women (shown here and in the previous photos of her on the boat) are much, much older than she is.

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