Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Gwyneth Paltrow Blind Item #2


Apparently Gwyneth wants to get into the gossip game. Oh, I'm sure she says that all tabloids and gossip sites are trash, but she sure does spill it when it serves her own purpose and gets her publicity. In her latest attempt at being the next gossip queen, Gwyneth gives us this blind item. The way she phrases this sounds like she has been with someone who was married at the time doesn't it?


"When I was much younger I was involved with somebody where they weren't married but were into drugs and alcohol... I was obsessed with why this person wasn't showing up.

"I was raised by people who made me feel really good about myself. I still got caught up in this thing of, 'What's wrong with me? Why isn't this turning out the way I want?'"

51 comments:

  1. Oh, poor, poor Gwynnie. Such a hard, tragic life she leads.

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  2. "what's wrong with me?" that's a good question to ask yourself, gwynnie!

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  3. What isn't wrong with you goopy?

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  4. she´d read a lot of blogs and comments, she´d finally find out instead of going on askin´

    well, at some point she was kissin Madonna at parties while dancing on tables.

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  5. Yeah, they made you feel TOO good about yourself Fishy.

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  6. The drugs and alcohol weren't the reason he wasn't showing up. They were the reason, he ever did show up.

    I love how she says "they" like it could possibly be a woman. Show me one female that would put up with this c*nt for more than 5 seconds.

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  7. Madonna was working her way through the phone book, and it was Gwynnie's turn. That doesn't count.

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  8. Hello? AFFLECK! lol :)

    I had such a crush on Gwynnie's brother...freshman English in college. Sigh! Not a fan of hers however!

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  10. the way she worded that doesn't even make sense. what does being into drugs and alcohol have to do with being married, anyway?

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  11. goopy (adj.):

    1) an extreme sense of self-importance and superiority

    ex.: "I wish she would stop acting so goopy--I mean she did drop out of USC didn't she?"

    2) anything of or related to--or reminiscent of--Gwyneth Paltrow

    ex.: "ScarJo's performance in Iron Man II was a bit goopy, no?"

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  12. Watch out for that bus, Affleck!

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  13. Craig isn't goopy what her family calls her? I thought I read it was her stupid nickname and that is why she chose it for the name of her blog thing. Not that it really matters - I love the examples haha :)

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  14. I just want to know whose Halloween party that picture was taken at.

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  15. nancer it took me a minute because you are right, it is very poorly worded. I think she means he is now a married man but was not when they were together.

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  16. DIDN'T AFFLECK SAY AT SOME POINT HE DIDN'T KNOW WHY HE WAS EVEN DATING HER, AS HER REALLY DIDN'T LIKE HER...
    I THINK THAT SAYS IT ALL...

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  17. Alice--her family calls her goopy?? That is awesome...even the kids? Can't you just see little ol' Apple saying "can I please have some more milk, goopy?"

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  18. I got it slightly wrong. Here it is from an old Lainey post of course where else?:
    “Well GP are my initials and Goop is actually a family nickname.” Of course it is darling. Because GOOP evokes messes and spills and you, love, are quite obviously the exact opposite. Are you rolling your eyes?

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  19. She's mentioned this "blind" item in an interview before.

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  20. I love GP baahing - it should be an Olympic sport! She gives so much material to work with!

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  21. Anonymous1:25 PM

    Actually, warmislandsun, "baahing" works just as well. LOL!
    How did I ever miss Affleck and Gwyneth dating? That must have been when I was going through the "Lohan Era" of my life.

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  22. http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/gwyneth-paltrow.htm

    Here is a list of everyone she has dated
    I will jump on the affleck wagon.

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  23. oh it's totally Affleck, she already said in an interview years ago that he was boozing the whole time and contributed to the break up. her dad was starting to get sick again and she realized life was too short.

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  24. You never hear JLo providing not so blind items about Affleck. JLo annoys the heck out of me but at least he has better things to do…like giving the constipated eyes on the red carpet.

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  25. Wow, here's where we can say Affleck and it actually be true!

    Hooray for Jessica finally posting and not lurking!

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  26. Anonymous1:36 PM

    I can't stand Goop either she is such a bitch and her acting is horrible.

    Well she squeel on Ryder, now its Affleck is Brad P. next lol. She is such a good friend and lover.

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  27. @sylvia: i agree with you! nice ex-friend! nice ex-lover! be careful Brad Pitt! gwyneth is in a bad mood!LOL

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  28. Following the advice of her beloved music man, Ms. Goop has apparently decided to focus on becoming the next big lifestyle brand. Let's stop the madness before it starts. Every time she announces a deal with a company, tell the company you won't buy GP products. If not, she will haunt us for the rest of our days.

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  29. Anonymous1:51 PM

    That dress! "When paperdolls go bad"

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  30. Why is she stealing our thunder & offering Affleck as a blind?
    That is our job here.

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  31. She needs to work harder on her blinds, if this is going to be a regular feature. They are horrible and very difficult to even understand!

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  32. DIDN'T SHE CHEAT ON BRAD WITH AFFLECK....I KNOW....HARD TO BELIEVE..

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  33. No she cheated on Brad with Michael Douglas and/or Vitto Mortenson.

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  34. Sorry...that's Viggo.

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  35. OH GOD EVEN WORSE...YUK...WELL MICHAEL DOUGLAS...

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  36. Anonymous3:51 PM

    What a pal that El is, setting us up with an awesome Ben Affleck blind :)

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  37. Where did this come from? Was it a question in an interview, or did she just decide to randomly throw Affleck under the bus?

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  38. Who can blame him for wanting to be drunk or high rather then put up with Goopy.

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  39. Michael Douglas - I believe she actually said she has always called him "uncle". I wonder if that includes during sex.

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  40. Who told her that wearing a black corset on the outside was a good thing?

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  41. Cunt has an I problem. You have to have sympathy for her kids.

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  42. Shakey! That's just GROSS! I think I just threw up in my mouth a LOT! :/

    So. You all sure it's Ben Affleck? ;)

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  43. This is my favorite set of comments in a long time!

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  44. My newsgroup has disliked Gwyneth for years (since the late 90s actually), and we even developed a page documenting why. I stopped the page when she had children, out of respect, but since she still can't relate to the human race, I might have to start updating the page.

    Enjoy!
    http://www.agcwebpages.com/GWYNETH/2008.html

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  45. There used to be a blog called "IhateCZJ" which had unflattering stories about Catherine Zeta Jones and posted comments. I think we need an anti Fishsticks/Goop site (if one doesn't already exist) *off to check on that*

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  46. Thanks pussykatt. I'm still going to see if there are any active blogs.

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  47. Ok, Google "I hate gwyneth paltrow" and some funny stuff comes up. Fave quote so far. "As much as I hate Gwyneth Paltrow and his wife Chris Martin, I'm a suck for his melodies."

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  48. pusssykatt, I remember that newsgroup. It was fun. I still remember pink princess.

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