Thursday, May 28, 2009

Even For Sharon Stone This Is Priceless


Sharon Stone is not exactly known for being suave. In my opinion she is basically a hack who got lucky with Basic Instinct and managed to turn it into a career. This week at a hotel that was opening in Turkey, Sharon along with other guest were paid $1.5M just to show up and either sing(Mariah Carey) or talk(Sharon Stone). In other cases stars were just paid to be there. All of them got the same amount, but if I am an investor in this hotel I am wondering who in the hell invited Sharon Stone and why I paid that amount. Not too long ago she insulted everyone in China and now she has insulted the country of Azerbaijan.

Azerbaijan and Turkey are very close. They are often called one nation and the relationship between the two countries is very strong. Apparently though Sharon didn't know or didn't care and so decided to insult them during her speech. Maybe she thought it was a roast and not the grand opening of a hotel. In her speech she said, "Azerbaijan? What is that? I can't pronounce this! Chaka Khan! Chaka Khan!"

Seriously? For $1.5M this is what the owners of the hotel got? They got some ridiculous American who is only famous for spreading her legs in a movie to insult their closest ally and potential guests of their new hotel. I don't know how Sharon is ever going to spin this and I think she should just go away from all our lives forever.


25 comments:

  1. Apparently she went to sensitivity training with Sugar Tits Gibson.

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  2. I'm concerned for her kids.

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  3. "some ridiculous American who is only famous for spreading her legs in a movie"

    Awesome.

    I spent two months in Turkey and loved it, so the fact that she made Americans look so bad to the Turks makes me really want to throttle her. :(

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  4. Fame is fleeting for most celebrities. Why hasn't hers vanished yet? Seriously? $1.5 mil to listen to that nitwit talk? Ugh.

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  5. Somewhat unrelated, but in the picture above, doesn't she resemble the prostitute from the Hayden P. yacht pictures from a couple of days ago?

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  6. @ Mooshki - agreed. Most Turks don't have that much of an impression of Americans, because they don't visit that often. I traveled through Turkey 5 years ago, and some places hadn't seen American visitors in years. It sucks when people who rarely see Americans think that we're all like Sharon Stone. Or George W. Bush.

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  7. and we wonder why u.s. americans are deemed stupid around the world...

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  8. Can't we stop with the Bush bashing already?

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  9. I THINK WHEN SHE HAD THAT BRAIN THINGIE A FEW YEARS BACK...THEY CROSSED HER WIRES....

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  10. Not having even HEARD of other countries--what better exemplifies trashy ugly Americanism than that? *cringe*

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  11. Anonymous11:58 AM

    Didn't this tacky ass skeezer once claim to be a member of MENSA?

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  12. lol@Robert.

    agreed.

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  13. Bush bashing stops when I don't have to live with the consequences of his presidency anymore. I.e., unfortunately, never.

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  14. What GladysKravitz said. Bush bashing won't end until the damage he's done to good Americans has been cleaned up which won't be in my lifetime. The bastard deserves every vile syllable thrown his way and much, much more.

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  15. people. please.

    seriously.

    we get it.

    we don't all have the same political views.

    can we PLEASE keep politics out of CDAN? i personally would like the same respect i give others by choosing to refrain from spouting politics. i sure plenty others feel the same way.

    kthx.

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  16. Pookie <--------Excellent suggestion!

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  17. i agree with ent's first sentence. we're stuck with her because of a shitty movie where we saw her crotch. OH, and remember, she claimed she had no idea they were going to show that! :D
    she's a joke and not a funny one. but she'll never ever go away, i'm afraid.

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  18. ew, she has some serious sun damage.

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  19. what pookie said.

    and let me tell you a thing or two about mensa.....

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  20. Thanks, pookie!
    And Mooshki, you're so right and unfortunately Turkey isn't the only country that thinks that way about americans.
    Oh, and Sharon's a douche.

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  21. Agreed, Enty. Forever.

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  22. This just goes to show that $1.5M can't buy class -- just apiece of ass.

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  23. BAHAHAHAA! awesome. she's such a freak! omg, one of these days she will offend the wrong person.

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  24. Bunny, what's the scoop on Mensa? I always figured they were a remnant of Hitler's eugenics program...

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