Diane Lane Gets Played By Josh Brolin
It's hard to believe one of the Goonies could do this, but according to In Touch, Josh Brolin has been spending time at night with a woman. They wouldn't come right out and say he was cheating on Diane, because, hey, no one knows for sure what went on up in Josh's hotel room from 11pm to 7am or why she did the walk of shame out of the hotel the next morning. It could have been something as simple as she had too much to drink and Josh let her use one of his beds. It's possible right? I know, I know. It's New Orleans. He is away from his wife and he had such good luck in New Orleans last time he was in the city that he decided to go ahead and have sex with a stranger. Last time he got busted in that bar fight and this time he got busted by a pap. New Orleans is not going to be on the top of Josh's favorite cities in the future.
The woman with whom Josh spent the night is named Melissa Green. We don't know much about her now, but give the tabloids about 48 hours and we will know everything. Meanwhile, I think we all know that Diane is way too good for Josh. This is not the first time or the second time or even the third time something like this has happened. I just don't think anything will happen between them divorce wise or anything. I think they have been through too much together and so she won't quit. Just a guess. I have been wrong before.
Man, those Goonies are some CRAZY folks.
ReplyDeleteHmmm... I agree, AnonMom.
ReplyDeleteI wonder whatever happened to the chubby one - "Chunk", wasn't it?
Any ideas, Enty?
I wonder if Diane and Robin get together and complain that "no one understands our true love?"
ReplyDeleteif you watch the Goonies reunion thing Enty posted a little ago, Chunk is there and he's skinny and looks to be probably the most normal one of the bunch....
ReplyDeleteI know, Bodie. I was attempting a bit of 'snark', as some folks are of the opinion that Enty = Chunk.
ReplyDeleteI like Diane Lane. She could have just about any guy. Why this loser?
ReplyDeleteActually Josh Brolin's bar fight was in Shreveport, about 300 miles from New Orleans. But anyways. I'm from Louisiana, and that was for some reason a big deal.
ReplyDeletejust once again goes to show you can be beautiful, talented and seemingly have it all and still think so little of yourself that you allow yourself to be in a relationship with a man who repeatedly demeans you.
ReplyDeleteTed C had a blind a few weeks ago that was generally agreed to be Josh Brolin. The subject was apparently a serial cheat and smacks her around, too :(
ReplyDeleteDitch him, Diane.
I love all the Enty Conspiracy Theories, including Enty = Chuck. After all, Enty's identity is our ultimate blind item. :)
ReplyDeleteChunk is an entertainment lawyer. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteHis name is Jeff Cohen and he runs Cohen and Gardiner (sp?) in, I think, L.A.
ReplyDeleteDidn't she report him for beating her up a few years ago, but later dropped the charges?
ReplyDeleteI don´t remember seeing that, but you might very well be right.
ReplyDeleteChilderoland - awesome name, btw. Are you referring primarily to the poem or the Gunslinger series?
ReplyDeleteyes she did, caroline. she said it was a 'misunderstanding.'
ReplyDeleteYeah, he is a wife beater. I bet the chick he is all over in this picture isn't even that pretty. I hope Diane Lane gives him a good kick in the ass as she kicks him out.
ReplyDeleteI think Diane should get back at him by having an affair.
ReplyDelete/makes "call me, Diane" gestures
@Rocket Queen
ReplyDeleteThanks. Primarily the Browning poem.
I don't know if Enty's right about them not divorcing. They've only been married just under 5 years, even though it seems like they've been together a long time. She was married to the Highlander guy for a while. I definitely think these two will divorce before Robin and the Peen will.
ReplyDeleteI saw that some people think enty is Jeff Cohen. Whether that is the case or not (my money is on "not"), every time I come here now, I think of the Truffle Shuffle.
ReplyDeleteWhy would a woman like her be with an asshole like him?
ReplyDeleteGood for the gander, good for the goose. No one can say for sure whether or not she doesn't have something going on the side.
ReplyDeleteJust like enty's blind about the famous couple swinging with another famous couple. I like Diane as an actress, and I am sure she is a decent person, but that doesn't mean she's flawless. And, for some, business is business.
Sylvia, if I had the answer to that, I'd patent it and sell it to make millions upon millions of dollars.
ReplyDeleteJosh and Diane both have daughters the same age; maybe they're staying together for them?
ReplyDeleteHowever, I remember reading an interview with Diane Lane and she said she was reluctant to remarry after her first disastrous marriage -- but we will forgive you, Diane -- just dump the guy!!
ok, i must have missed the part about diane also having affairs. or is someone just assuming she is to make brolin look like less of a douchebag? did she beat herself up 5 years ago too?
ReplyDeletenothing could make josh look like less of a douchebag, but no one is perfect. if she's really too good for josh, she will end it.
ReplyDeleteshe's so pretty and talented...why does she put up w/ that douche?!
ReplyDeleteIt makes me wonder why either one stays in the marriage. He beats her & cheats on her and she stays.
ReplyDeleteIf he wants to leave or have her do it why not just be a man and say so.
What I think is awful is she has a daughter and she lets that girl see Josh treat her this way. If you aren't strong enough to walk away for yourself walk away to show your child a woman is not a doormat.
we;ve been guessing him as the answer to several wife beating blinds, IIRC.
ReplyDeleteand i believe the "enty is chunk" was put to rest a long time ago, but i don't remember how or by whom.
brendalove, if you're reading, do you remember? maybe pinky?
and golly, guys, i've been to NOLA more than once and shared rooms with friends who were too drunk to get back to their own rooms.....
but HE"s a cheating mc cheaterson.