Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Robert Pattinson Joshua Jackson Elsa Pataky Sharon Stone Dita von Teese Quentin Tarantino & Melanie Laurent Joss Stone French Vogue Editor In Chief - Corine Roitfeld Asia Argento, Isabelle Huppert & Robin Wright Penn
Please put your upper thighs away. Just take the back half of the dress, bring it up to the front and tie it in a big knot. You'll still look ridiculous but at least we won't all go blind and insane.
Angelina looks like a ghost. If she had 10 lbs on her and a warmer complexion she'd look like perfection. She looks brittle here. I know you like 'em skinny Brad, but really?
I thought that elsa chick was Eliza dushku for a hot second.
Yeah, apparently I'm one of the few, but I don't think Angelina looks that great. The color makes her look washed out, the lips are garish, and her face looks drawn. Not her best showing.
Robert Pattinson looks clean for a change. I hope he took a nice long bath, washed his hair and brushed his teeth before going on the red carpet, because yesterday he looked dirty.
I mean, obviously its just cause we have been talking about those twilight books *cough*jax*cough* but i think she looks like a vampire! Angie, that is. A beautiful vampire. Also, she looks so much like Shiloh there, doesn´t she?
YES ANGIE'S DRESS IS LOVELY, MAKEUP PERFECT, HAIR GREAT....BUT SHE DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT...MAYBE TOO DONE...OR TIRED...I JUST CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT...ALMOST UN-NATURAL...
I think ang looks gorgeous - but my fave is joshua jackson - that boy is sexy perfection (even wearing a bow tie - the worst accessory ever invented!!)
That slit on Angie's dress, it does go on forever, non? Ay! Caramba!
Oooh, look! RPatz finally took an SOS pad to his fingers. Dirty boy! I mean, I like my boys dirty, just, not in that sense... ;)
Yes, well, I believe you all live in my head, 'cause you've said all I've had to say about S.S.'s look. Gotta hand it to her, she looks hot for a lady her age, but putting it on display is SO age inappropriate.
Yup, I'm bored by Dita too. I'd be more impressed if she stepped out of her comfort zone, and went with something a little more, shall we say, recent? Change her up a little Dita!
Hee! Hee! Quentin looks like he's literally holding that girl up. Party much girlie?
Love Angelina's dress - I never see her wear that color.
ReplyDeleteActually they all look good except the two Stones! YUCK
Ditto on Angelina's dress - heavenly.
ReplyDeleteWhat is the deal with this Elsa Pataky? Michael K has made me question wtf she's doing at Cannes - is she in a movie that's showing there?
I am not sure Rocket Queen but Paris is there for that ill conceived Paris not france "movie" so I guess they let anyone in these days.
ReplyDeleteThe french editor of vogue looks like a prettier and cleaned up version of fergie
ReplyDeletei love how the concept of dressing "age appropriate" is completely lost on Sharon Stone
ReplyDeleteshe's rediculous.
Oh Melanie Laurent. You were pretty earlier at the promo photos but now you just look wasted.
ReplyDeleteangelina looks beyond gorgeous in that picture---hair, dress very different from what she's been wearing lately. i like it.
ReplyDeletesharon stone obviously doesn't see herself the way everyone else does. she looks like a complete fool.
robin looks great too.
Angelina looks nice.
ReplyDeleteSharon Stone borrowed one of Beyonce's fug ugly dresses.
not on my dollar SO TRUE. Business in the front, party in the back?
ReplyDeleteDear Sharon Stone,
ReplyDeletePlease put your upper thighs away. Just take the back half of the dress, bring it up to the front and tie it in a big knot. You'll still look ridiculous but at least we won't all go blind and insane.
Sincerely,
The Entire World
"Please put your upper thighs away"
ReplyDeleteAmen to that.
Also notice she's the only one waving like a moron (to her imaginary fans perhaps?)
Angelina looks like a ghost. If she had 10 lbs on her and a warmer complexion she'd look like perfection. She looks brittle here. I know you like 'em skinny Brad, but really?
ReplyDeleteI thought that elsa chick was Eliza dushku for a hot second.
Yeah, apparently I'm one of the few, but I don't think Angelina looks that great. The color makes her look washed out, the lips are garish, and her face looks drawn. Not her best showing.
ReplyDeleteQuentin Tarantino has a "Wicked Witch of the West" profile.
ReplyDeleteA picture of Josh? Without Freddie Kruger? There is a god, thank you so much Enty!!
ReplyDeleteRobert Pattinson looks clean for a change. I hope he took a nice long bath, washed his hair and brushed his teeth before going on the red carpet, because yesterday he looked dirty.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Sharon's tail clips on/off? LOL!
As usual I think Brad and Ang look great. It's nice to see her wearing lipstick with some color (Jessica Biel take note).
ReplyDeleteSharon, please step away from the red carpet and nobody gets hurt.
where is Diane Kruger? because i see Joshua Jackson! they're always together(like Christian Bale and his wife)it's too cute!
ReplyDeleteand every one look good!
I mean, obviously its just cause we have been talking about those twilight books *cough*jax*cough* but i think she looks like a vampire! Angie, that is. A beautiful vampire. Also, she looks so much like Shiloh there, doesn´t she?
ReplyDeleteLove Dita's outfit. Is she ever not perfect?
ReplyDeleteI want to punch Dita Von Teese in the nutsack. She bores the shit out of me.
ReplyDeleteYES ANGIE'S DRESS IS LOVELY, MAKEUP PERFECT, HAIR GREAT....BUT SHE DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT...MAYBE TOO DONE...OR TIRED...I JUST CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT...ALMOST UN-NATURAL...
ReplyDeleteI think ang looks gorgeous - but my fave is joshua jackson - that boy is sexy perfection (even wearing a bow tie - the worst accessory ever invented!!)
ReplyDeleteAngelina in that dress is heavenly. Rob Pattinson is just plain HOT.
ReplyDeleteLooking at the photo of Quentin and Melanie and thinking of today's BI.
ReplyDeleteSharon Stone needs to go away.
That slit on Angie's dress, it does go on forever, non? Ay! Caramba!
ReplyDeleteOooh, look! RPatz finally took an SOS pad to his fingers. Dirty boy! I mean, I like my boys dirty, just, not in that sense... ;)
Yes, well, I believe you all live in my head, 'cause you've said all I've had to say about S.S.'s look. Gotta hand it to her, she looks hot for a lady her age, but putting it on display is SO age inappropriate.
Yup, I'm bored by Dita too. I'd be more impressed if she stepped out of her comfort zone, and went with something a little more, shall we say, recent? Change her up a little Dita!
Hee! Hee! Quentin looks like he's literally holding that girl up. Party much girlie?
Okay, um, I'm supposed to take fashion tips from a girl who looks like she dressed in the dark? Gold lamé striped skirt (passable w/a solid black shirt), see-through lace top, and gladiator-type heels that cut you off at nearly mid-calf? Yeah, no.
That color looks positively heavenly on Robin. She's a vision. Wow. A bony one, but a vision nonetheless.