At least Brooke Hogan didn't throw herself around on a stripper pole for her dad last night. At least not in public. These are photos from last night's birthday party in Las Vegas. Notice how Hulk's girlfriend goes in for the air kiss. Maybe it's just me, but do daughters normally pose like this with their fathers? If you didn't know Hulk was her dad, you would think she and her twin were getting it on with the old guy because he has money.
They really do look alike don't they.
Disturbed yet?
How about now? I know I am.
Oh, and Nick Hogan was there. No pictures at all with his dad. He seems pretty happy. I wonder what John Graziano did last night?
Again, EWWW! What is this, National Incest Week?
ReplyDeleteI honestly thought in the first pic that Brooke was the girlfriend based on the pose/look. I am completely regretting eating any lunch today; I feel sick. As someone who has a great relationship with my dad, that is beyond gross.
ReplyDeleteBoth look like hookers lol.
ReplyDeleteyes, sylvia, they do. what the hell is wrong with them...
ReplyDeleteNow that's ick, nast.
ReplyDeleteRemember when Hulkster was rubbing suntan lotion on his daughters ass region?
How come I cant find dresses like that in my neighborhood? Oh thats right, I dont live on Hooker Street! I also question who is grosser, Brooke for the way she acts with her dad, or the Hulk for dating her look a like. Creepy!
ReplyDeleteIn the first picture I honestly could not figure out which was daughter and which was girlfriend. CREEEEE-PY.
ReplyDeleteI feel like I need to take a shower now after looking at these incestuous clowns. Ugh.
well, in all fairness to creepy hulk, linda looks like the daughter and gf too.
ReplyDeletethese people creep me out.
"Ok, that is WRONG" - Woody Allen
ReplyDeleteNice crotch shot on the GF.
ReplyDeleteDamn if Brooke hasn't got a HUGE head on her.
Yep, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit just now...
ReplyDeleteBrooke is 21?????
ReplyDeleteI have the creeps looking at this....ICK!
ReplyDeleteI have the creeps looking at this....ICK!
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to include a picture of the ex wife, who is a triple to the above two. And could you at least warn us that you are about to ruin the blog by including pictures of this crowd?
ReplyDeleteNext to the Verne Troyer pics, I vote these as the second most disturbing photos you've ever posted.
ReplyDeleteYeah Kim, that was suprising to me too!
ReplyDeletethat is a lot of silicone in one photo.
ReplyDeleteThere's no way Brooke is a 21 year old female. If that isn't a 35 year old tranny (who needs to work on his tuck-under), then I'm a monkey's uncle.
ReplyDeleteI am with everyone else on this one..I intentionally didn't scroll down so that way I could guess on the top pic who was the gf and who was the daughter..
ReplyDeleteI guessed wrong.
Lucky Brooke.. she looks JUST like her mother.. a fifty year old tranny .... and believe me I give trannies way more props
lol@ figgy I ALMOST wrote 35 yr old tranny.. and I hadn't even read yours yet! :D
ReplyDeleteIck.
ReplyDeleteWow, Brooke is only 21! She looks like she's been ridden hard, and put away wet. Not aging well at all.
ReplyDeleteI was at Caesar's last Saturday night and I saw Brooke's picture outside of the entrance to Pure. I thought wow, Pure has really sunk to a new low.
ReplyDeleteBack off Enty before the Hulk goes all 'O.J' on your ass(in his mind)!
ReplyDeleteWhoa, back the fuck up! She just turned 21!???
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm gonna have to see a driving license...
ReplyDeleteEVERYONE beat me to it- That girl does not look 21!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd... EW!
The gf actually looks better... and younger.
ReplyDeleteSomeday it will all come out in a book... sad.
ReplyDeleteJust when you think this family can't get more creepy these people hit a new low.
ReplyDeleteDo you think when Hulkamania is "running wild" with his girlfriend he says Brookes name accidently?
Going away to bleach them from my brain now. < shudder,gag>
The upward glance is similar to the one Mel had when he posed with his wife, only he's tanned, bleached, and even more f**ked up. Brooke appears more to be 30yrs old and in a very disturbing relationship with her dad. Or, they want us to think she is.
ReplyDeleteWhenever I'm in the beauty supply store, I always wonder who buys those giant tubs of powder hair bleach. It's the Hogans.
ReplyDeleteIf you've ever bought a "Frost 'n' Tip" kit, you know what I mean: You mix the powder with the developer and make a stinky paste. It bleaches hair to yellow, but a toner is normally added by professionals to make the blond look more natural. But people who do that shit at home usually don't know any better. And that is how the Hogans all have the same fried yellow hair. Every time I see them, that's all I notice. Money does not buy taste or sense.
I forgot--they obviously also ship powder bleach in bulk to the Playboy mansion. So awful!
ReplyDeleteHa, after I read your first comment and before I saw your second, I thought to myself "yeah, them and Holly Madison." :)
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