Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Ben Widdicombe Blind Items

Which super-famous European supermodel fired her NYC apartment-sitter when she came home after an international job and found a condom at the foot of her bed?


25 comments:

  1. That reminds me of the Sex and the City episode with Carrie Fisher and Vince Vaughn. That was a good one.

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  2. sooooooooo naomi campbell (curbing her violent tendencies and resorting to mere firings).

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  3. Hmm the keyword is European, so I am leaning toward Kate Moss who is English

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  4. Anonymous11:24 AM

    Hmmm - for some reason European makes me think of Heidi Klum or Claudia Schiffer or someone like that.

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  5. I'm with Pookie, but knowing Naomi she screamed at the condom, smashed the bed, and threw the pieces at the sitter.

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  6. superfamous in the US?

    Claudia Schiffer,Tatjana Patitz, Heidi Klum (even if married), travel a lot

    Kate Moss, who probably wouldn´t care less

    Doutzen Kroes and Karolina Kurkova wich actualy live most of the time in NY

    Some czech or russian girls like Milla Jovovich, who played in a huge blockbuster, or made some hot covers - likes Eva Herzigova, who is living in Paris.

    There is no supermodel without a NY apartment.

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  7. I'm going with Heidi. I don't see her pitching a fit; just a quiet "your services are no longer needed".

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  8. Shouldnt she be thrilled her sitter is practicing safe sex?

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  9. I don't know, but "Ick! and Nast!" come to mind... And I had the same thought Mooshki did! LOL!

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  10. Apartment makes me think of NYC. Doesn't Heidi live in LA?

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  11. Why would any of these ladies need an apartment-sitter? Unless they have pets, isn't a good lock and a doorman enough?

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  12. @Nutty_Flavor

    Yeah, criminals are always foiled by the combination of a lock and doorman, hehe.

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  13. whatshername...Helena Christiansen.
    NY apartment...check, supermodel...check.

    is she European? think so..

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  14. yep, danish, i think

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  15. helena lives most of the time in NYC

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  16. I WOULDN'T WANT A HOUSE SITTER BRINGING STRANGERS INTO MY HOME....

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  17. I once found a condom at the foot of my own bed and said, "ick!" and "nast!" Picked it up with a knitting needle and threw the needle away, too.

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  18. I don't really know why this is a blind item though. There's nothing juicy about the model in question. Just that she came back and whoever was watching her apartment screwed in her bed. I usually don't complain about blinds but this one isn't enty's, so it;s OK...*L*

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  19. i agree with people saying Helena Christensen!

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  20. Iman isn't European, she's from Somalia(?). Started her career from there.

    Leaving a condom around shows poor housekeeping if nothing else!

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  21. Now if she had eaten all the ice cream, then.....bam!

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  22. If she (or he) was hired to stay there for weeks at a time 'round the clock - a quiet word would be enough. If she (or he) was there just to check on Fluffy and the plants, I'd fire the bitch, too. Play on your own turf.

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