I know you probably didn't need any additional reasons to not like Katy Perry, but I found you one in case you were on the fence about her or something. I mean, I know lots of you are humming her songs when they come on the radio, but it doesn't mean that you actually like her her. Well now, you can close your eyes and imagine Katy Perry and John Mayer having sex. Oh they haven't yet, but as soon as he hears about an interview she gave on Australian radio I am sure he will be giving her a call and saying, "how you doing?"
A station in Australia plays a game called "Shoot, Shag Or Marry." A celebrity is given a name and then you have to decide whether you would, yeah, I think you got it. If this were Perez I would have to go slower and explain it all word for word including what shag means, but I have a much more intelligent crowd.
Anyway, one of the people Katy was quizzed about was John Mayer.
"I couldn't marry John Mayer, it'd be so intense. I'd definitely shag the sh*t out of him though. I'll go on record saying that."
Why would it be intense to be married to him? I think any arguments they would have would be who looks better in the mirror that day and who could wear or say the most outrageous thing to get attention.
Expect the John and Katy rumors to start soon. Oh, and the whole thing about her getting back together with Travis from Gym Class Heroes. She will dump him again just like last time.
The romance of the century
ReplyDelete"If this were Perez I would have to go slower and explain it all word for word including what shag means, but I have a much more intelligent crowd."
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
^^^i know right.
ReplyDeleteLOL@Perez comment
ReplyDelete"I'd definitely shag the sh*t out of him though."
ReplyDeleteNo one's gonna single out that line?
I think Michael K said it best: If she's gonna shag the sh*t outta him, she better get going, cause he's full of it.
ReplyDeletelotto - it's because he's into piss play, not scat.
ReplyDeleteLove the Perez Hilton comment. Glad you respect your readers :)
ReplyDelete@ Rocket Queen - Amen. Ugh. Whenever I think of him, I feel like someone's just gone to Sam's Club or Costco and bought douche in bulk. Can't stand him.
I'd choose shoot.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a perfect couple. Good luck kids.
ReplyDeleteGross.
ReplyDeleteFirst!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI kid, I kid!!!
Anywho LOL at the Perez Hilton comment.
Maybe she's got that not so fresh feeling.....or will soon.
ReplyDeleteI'd shoot the sh*t out of either of them, given those choices.
ReplyDeletemaybe she and Megan Fox could go away together and and just take their general boringness elsewhere. Everything that comes out of their mouths is for attention and attention only. I'm ready for this chick's 15 minutes to be up.
ReplyDeletebest. perez. dig. ever.
ReplyDeletei think jm & kp should so hook up. it's like a match made in douche heaven!
and he said he'd shag her brains out but someone beat him to it...
ReplyDeletelol @ jax! i concur
ReplyDeleteThose poor bastards over at Perez can't even spell or punctuate properly. Drives me nuts so I stay away.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Gladys. I am with you.
ReplyDeleteI do not want the visual in my head of them shagging. That's the stuff nightmares are made of.
LOL, Emma & Jax!
ReplyDeleteKaty is delusional. Her ass is too big for John.
ReplyDeleteSounds ironic considering he dated Jessica, but she was still semi-in shape from when she got buff for Dukes of Hazzard when they were together.
lmao @ the perez dig! although i would give justjared the award for most brain dead readers. :-P
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