The Wrong Spanish Family Is Moving To The States

Craig, who is a reader of the site and who obviously knows of my affection for all things related to the Spanish royal family sent me this article. Oh, yeah, it's in Spanish, and since I didn't see the words bebidas gratuitas para todos I kind of lost interest.

It turns out though that what it says is that members of the Spanish royal family are moving to Washington DC. Be still my heart. Would I finally be able to have my favorite wax couple here in the US with me? Would they vacation out in California? Would they invite me over for standing like a statue contests? Could I get some kind of title that would look cool on a business card?
Unfortunately though, the couple that is moving here is the Duke and Duchess of Palma who are in the photo above. They are the non wax ones. They are the ones who go swimming and surfing and lead normal lives. It is why they are moving to the US. The Duke is getting transferred for his job with the Spanish telephone company. I wonder if he gets to climb telephone poles.