Hard-Nipple Nick is the hottest star, both bod-wise and at the box office. His wife's figure and professional goings-on aren't too shabby, either, as both Mr. and Mrs. Nick enjoy fame and fortune regularly up on the big screen—though his paychecks dwarf hers, big-time.
Yep, everything's pretty cozy Chez Nick, even the bisexual couple's agreement to have lovers outside the marriage. Instead of his-and-hers towels, they have his-and-hers sex partners!
And you guessed it, there's a girl for Mrs. Nick and...
A boy for Mr. Nick! And like the smart have-it-all couple they are, the Nicks chose other famous people to be their closeted lovers. Too crafty! Only problem being Hard-Nipple's boyfriend is married to an established actress who's growing increasingly peeved over the clandestine arrangement.
"He's starting to go out and fly him with him everywhere," a good friend to the Nicks told yours truly about Hard-Nipple taking the BF a few too many places as of late. "They're turning up everywhere together, and [the boyfriend's wife] is getting really pissed about it. It's going too far. It's only a matter of time before she spills."
Guess all those pricey little gifties to the wife for borrowing her hubby aren't as attractive as they once were?
Must say I'm a tad surprised to hear this latest development, as H.-N'.s always been one of the best in the Biz about keeping his preferred love life on the down-low. And now that it's flyin' high, guess a tabloid revelation is only seconds away from takeoff!
And It Ain't: John Travolta, David Beckham, Jerry O'Connell
Will and Jada.
ReplyDeleteWill Smith and Jada=Mr. and Mrs. Nick, Tom Cruise=the boyfriend and Katie=the wife who wants to spill
ReplyDeleteYep. Will and Jada with the boy on the side being Tom Cruise.
ReplyDeleteha! Who ever it is I can pretty much bet my savings that the 2nd wifey isn't gonna spill a damned thing! Pah-leeze!
ReplyDeleteI definitely think the Nicks are Will and Jada, but I'm not 100% sure of the Cruise connection. Seems too obvious. There are MANY other married gays in Hollywood - I would keep digging.
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I've been reading Ted C for many years, and this has to be the easiest blind vice he's ever done.
I agree with the Will/Jada, Tom/Katie guess.
ReplyDeleteJust found this quote:
"I’m doing what you might call a business plan in my marriage right now. When you’re in business, you figure out what your goals are, and how you’re going to get all that achieved, right? Why don’t we do that with our life partners?”
- Jada Pinkett Smith says about her relationship with husband Will Smith in the November issue of Cookie magazine.
Hmmmmmmmmm.......
Couldn't this be half the town?
ReplyDeleteI have to agree with the Will/Jada, but not sure of the Tom connection.
ReplyDeleteI don't see Katie beingcalled an established actress.
Right....Katie isn't an established actress. Her movies FAIL big-time and she was like 4th lead in My Three Sons.
ReplyDeleteWho else does Will around?
Would anyone know who Jada Pinkett is today if not married to Will Smith?
ReplyDeleteYeah I agree, Kate isn't an established actress, really. Which makes me sad because I really really have high hopes for her getting out of this sick arrangement sooner than later.
ReplyDeleteas soon as i read "Mr & Mrs Nick" my head thought "MR & Mrs Smith" which then lead me to Mr & Mrs (Will) Smith so I'm on the will and jada bandwagon
ReplyDeleteand I dont understand how kaite holmes is not considered an established actress. he didnt say established MOVIE STAR (which she aint) but 5 years on one series makes you kinda established, no?
ReplyDeleteI think Katie IS an established actress, not a very successful one i agree, but with 5 years in one of the lead roles in dawson's creek, the block buster batman begins and a play on broadway, she counts as 'established'
ReplyDeletewhat throws me off is "though his paychecks dwarf hers, big-time." will and tom make much more then their wives.
ReplyDeleteEstablished can mean that people knew here name in industry before she hooked up with Cruise. Katie was actually in quite a few cool movies: The Ice Storm, Go, The Gift, Wonder Boys, Pieces of April (an indie flick where she received quite a bit of acclaim for)as well as Thank You For Smoking. Most people knew who Katie Holmes was before and had seen her in some movies or Dawson's Creek. She would have had a decent career if she had never hooked up with Cruise which, I think, makes her established.
ReplyDeleteThere are other blind items out there about Katie seeking the advice of a divorce attorney and trying to nullify her pre nup so she can walk away with Suri.
This isn't even blind.
ReplyDeleteWill prefers much younger men, don't think it's Tom.
ReplyDeletetom cruise is the one who is supposedly 'crushing' hard on will smith.
ReplyDeleteI think the sentence "his paycheck dwarfs hers" means his paycheck makes hers look small. i.e. he makes more money.
ReplyDeleteAnd I agree with everyone elses guesses.
And we all know that the paycheck is the only way that shorty Tom could "dwarf" anyone.
ReplyDeleteI've just wasted half an hour going through Getty images editorial for Will Smith. Multiple pictures of Will Smith and will i. am.
ReplyDeleteNot a lot but it's the only instance where it's Will Smith and a guy together at more than one event.
This so screams Will & Jada.
ReplyDeleteType will smith and tom cruise on google images and see what comes up! whoa!
ReplyDeletehttp://api.ning.com/files/02hhSO1vLgtXCKfDDdXD4j1ziA2c-wYnUiGwZWe9VcEcYkvqTw0fREFf3jWvJ7U272iP*9Vge9oLprvFKIaVvSfQdcLhfw-*/tcruise.jpg
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http://www.thesharkguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/will-smith-and-tom-cruise.jpg
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if they were just buddies - would they be so touchy-feely all the time?
"A boy for Mr. Nick! And like the smart have-it-all couple they are, the Nicks chose other famous people to be their closeted lovers. Too crafty! Only problem being Hard-Nipple's boyfriend is married to an established actress who's growing increasingly peeved over the clandestine arrangement."
ReplyDeleteToo Crafty = Tom Cruise??
http://www.oanmedia.com/2005/06/tom_cruise_goes_for_will_smith.php
ReplyDeleteAgree with Will Smith and though the clues poin to Tom (Travolat= scientology, Beckham, Jerry O'Connel in Jerry McGuire) it seems like the second guy is not as established or wealthy as Mr. Nick. For instance, why would gifts from Will Smith's gifts to Katie Holmes keep her quiet? I would think Tom would be able to bribe her himself if he was the boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteOn board w/Smith & Cruise. Ted seems to be giving it away with the and it ain'ts, too. It's a Scientologist (Johnny T), a pseudo-Scientologist whose wife is besties w/Katie(Beckham), and a guy who had the chutzpah to make fun of them all on Funny or Die a year of so ago (O'Connell - incidently his best acting role since Stand By Me).
ReplyDeleteThe black celebrity blogs have been on this story for years.
ReplyDeleteWill & Jada is the couple... Will's boyfriend is a black male actor named Duane Martin, husband of established actress TISHA CAMPBELL.
Duane Martin has been in tons of movies and TV shows and you will definitely recognize his face when you see it.
Its not Tom Cruise.
Will & Jada
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Will & Jada executive-produced(especially for) All of Us, the show starred Duane Martin. It's rumored that Will set him up financially and he often visits Will on set. I think Tisha is pregnant, too. This would definitely cause her to bark!
I think shadowlawonline and J have it with Will & Jada and Duane & Tisha, but the curiosity is killing me - who, pray tell, could Mrs. Nick's famous closeted lover be?
ReplyDeletenever heard of duane martin or his wife. never.
ReplyDeleteThis could be Will and Jada, but for some reason I think it's a guy who has a movie out right now.
ReplyDeleteSecond Shadowlaw on this one...Duane Martin gets my vote.
ReplyDeletehttp://aramide.blogspot.com/2007_08_01_archive.html
Duane Martin Comes Out: Ends
Eleven-Year Marriage With Tisha Campbell Duane Martin and Tisha Campbell thought their love was a match made in heaven. By Hollywood 's standards, it was. Married August 17, 1996, the couple transcended the norm for celebrity marriages, most lasting on average about three years.
But not theirs. Their nuptials are coming to an end.
The 37-year-old Martin announced to his wife a love affair with another male actor. This news devastated Tisha, 38. "It was the biggest shock of my life," Campbell says. "I've heard women say they didn't know their man was gay or bi and I wondered how they didn't know. But I really didn't have a clue." Tisha expressed outrage but she was no saint either. She also had previously acknowledged engaging in an alternative lifestyle during their marriage. The couple has a six year old son, Zen.
***NOTE: This is an Alleged Rumour***
From 2007, even.
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