Sean Penn Is Now Free To Date Hookers - Oh Wait. He Already Does That

According to Extra, Sean Penn filed for a legal separation from his long suffering wife Robin Wright Penn. I say long suffering which she no doubt has been, but it is she who decided to stay with Sean despite the fact he was having sex with two Russian hookers in the same hotel in which he and his family were vacationing. I mean at that point, my sympathy kind of goes out the window. You just end up looking really foolish and he learns he can do absolutely anything he wants and you will take it.

I guess Sean Penn must either want to get married again or he thinks he is going to make big bucks on Three Stooges and so wants to establish that date of separation so he doesn't have to share any of that money with Robin. I mean why not right? She has stuck with him for 13 years and now he is dumping her so he can focus exclusively on hookers, strippers, and porn stars. Oh, and Madonna. You don't think he won't? Please. I guarantee you they will have at least one reunion f**k and think of all the photographers following them around. It will be just like the old days except now they are older and if possible, even crankier. Hey, maybe they can go in halfsies on an adoption.