Friday, April 10, 2009

Russell Brand Gives Out Complimentary Robes To His Conquests


Don't ever let it be said that Russell Brand doesn't care about the multiple women he has sex with each night. It turns out that if you are his end of the day women he sends you on your way the next morning with complimentary bathrobes. Sure, he takes their shoes, but they got the enjoyable experience of getting to have sex with as guy who might even take the time to learn your name. For more photos of his latest groupies in their new robes, click here. (Warning the site is NSFW, but Jesus will be happy you came. No, not that Jesus. Sure it is Good Friday, but this is Jesus Martinez.)

Posted by ent lawyer at 1:48 PM

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12 comments:

  1. Cooper's Mom2:01 PM

    LOVE Jesus Martinez! i agree he certainly is not to everyone's tastes, hell i stopped reading him for about a year after the first few times i stumbled onto his site... but he's pretty funny in his own sick way.

    Those two girls actually had to move their cars because they had received tickets from the wardens. Let's just hope Russel offers to pay for the fine...

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  2. Tinydancer2:04 PM

    #1 & 2 could be Seinfeld's Jason Alexander and wife, Daena Title. She has 3 really weak TV and film credits according to IMBD.

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  3. mooshki2:40 PM

    So you're saying if I have sex with RB, I get a free robe? Score!

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  4. A Pimp Named DaveR2:49 PM

    Hey, at least they are nice robes...

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  5. Anonymous3:08 PM

    Why would you rush out like that to retrieve a parking ticket? It will keep...

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  6. Unknown4:23 PM

    When I read this story it said they rushed out because they were trying to move their cars to avoid getting tickets, but they didn't make it in time. Check out the pics on Laineygossip, she's got quite a few posted from yesterday.

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  7. ardleighstreet4:46 PM

    Mmm ...I agree they are at least nice robes and will beat the heck out of the paper ones the doctor gives you when your rash develops from being with Russell.

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  8. mooshki4:57 PM

    LOL ardleigh!

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  9. Amber5:53 PM

    Well he should hand out shoes too or at least flip-flops!

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  10. K2:51 AM

    Please lord, make Russell Brand go away.

    Thank you

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  11. Enny12:50 PM

    And this has been yet another installment of Girls With Low Self-Esteem...

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  12. ardleighstreet6:06 PM

    Thanks Mooshki!

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