Don't ever let it be said that Russell Brand doesn't care about the multiple women he has sex with each night. It turns out that if you are his end of the day women he sends you on your way the next morning with complimentary bathrobes. Sure, he takes their shoes, but they got the enjoyable experience of getting to have sex with as guy who might even take the time to learn your name. For more photos of his latest groupies in their new robes, click here. (Warning the site is NSFW, but Jesus will be happy you came. No, not that Jesus. Sure it is Good Friday, but this is Jesus Martinez.)
LOVE Jesus Martinez! i agree he certainly is not to everyone's tastes, hell i stopped reading him for about a year after the first few times i stumbled onto his site... but he's pretty funny in his own sick way.
ReplyDeleteThose two girls actually had to move their cars because they had received tickets from the wardens. Let's just hope Russel offers to pay for the fine...
#1 & 2 could be Seinfeld's Jason Alexander and wife, Daena Title. She has 3 really weak TV and film credits according to IMBD.
ReplyDeleteSo you're saying if I have sex with RB, I get a free robe? Score!
ReplyDeleteHey, at least they are nice robes...
ReplyDeleteWhy would you rush out like that to retrieve a parking ticket? It will keep...
ReplyDeleteWhen I read this story it said they rushed out because they were trying to move their cars to avoid getting tickets, but they didn't make it in time. Check out the pics on Laineygossip, she's got quite a few posted from yesterday.
ReplyDeleteMmm ...I agree they are at least nice robes and will beat the heck out of the paper ones the doctor gives you when your rash develops from being with Russell.
ReplyDeleteLOL ardleigh!
ReplyDeleteWell he should hand out shoes too or at least flip-flops!
ReplyDeletePlease lord, make Russell Brand go away.
ReplyDeleteThank you
And this has been yet another installment of Girls With Low Self-Esteem...
ReplyDeleteThanks Mooshki!
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