I'm not sure that Pamela Anderson is smarter than a 5th grader, but at least for one night she was apparently smarter than Shannen Doherty and Samantha Ronson. Yesterday, if you will recall I posted pictures of Shannen and Pam as they attended the opening of the strip club/steak house. I also had posted a few weeks ago about Pam and the way she well sell out any of her principles if the check is big enough.
What this all means to you, the reader is that several weeks ago you knew that a strip club/steak house was opening and who was going to appear. Well, when the stars showed up, they all claim they were shocked and would never have agreed to come if they had known it was going to be a strip club. Except for Pam of course. I mean, strip clubs, public streets, it really doesn't matter, her whole life is a strip club.
Samantha Ronson DJ'd the event and refused to look at any of the dancers and focused entirely on her music. She said she was tricked and didn't know it was a strip club. Shannen Doherty said the same exact thing. Uh huh. So, let me get this straight. You feel like you were tricked by the club? Or were you tricked by your agent? Or were you just unprepared for having to answer questions about getting paid to show up at a strip club so this is your story and you are sticking to it? Oh, and by admitting this, you are also admitting that Pamela Anderson is smarter than you because she knew exactly what it was.
HA! This (and the BIs) are why I love you, Enty. You always catch everything.
ReplyDeleteThey should've just played dumb and say they knew all along. That would've been the smart thing to do. Few things are worse than looking dumber than Pamela Anderson.
I'm no PR expert, but even I know that that was an instance where you fake it if you didn't know, or go full on about how great the place is and that's why you're there.
ReplyDeleteIf they get paid to be there, wouldn't the establishment have a problem with these people admitting publicly that they know nothing about the place??
I had a business dinner at The Strip House in Vegas. That made for some explaining to accounting when the expense report was submitted. "Honest, it's just a steak house."
ReplyDeleteYeah, for real, Lindsay has put Sam off slappers for life. Sad, really.
ReplyDeleteOh Enty. I love how you break shit down into the real truth, not the manufactured mess that they like to spoon feed the public.
ReplyDeleteBoy if Samantha even refused to look at the dancers, you that bitch is whipped or is deathly afraid of LaLoca.
At least don't be an ass about it.
ReplyDeletesay ...
I came here for the food (wink wink nudge nudge)
I got paid to be here.
I got told I'd be paid in surf and turf.
I hear they grease the pole with A1 steak sauce. I wanted to see if it was true.
------
If you can't come out and say " I'd show up to the opening of an envelope if they paid me well."
Then don't think the public is so gullible we'd believe the " I didn't know" BS.
why is "miss PETA" at a steak house?
ReplyDeleteI just wonder if Pammie and Shannen got together at this event and shot the breeze about the ex-hubby they have in common--that classy gentleman Rick Salomon, who spent "One [yeah, right] Night in Paris." :)
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the same thing about Pammie and PETA. For such a staunch supporter of the PETA cause, she certainly shouldnt have been at a steak house. Maybe she was there in support of PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Strippers??
ReplyDelete