One Crazy Airplane Ride
How would you like to fall asleep next to your boyfriend on an airplane and wake up watching him have sex with another woman? Don't think it could ever happen? It did this weekend. Here is what happened. Sarah, who is a model and Daniel are boyfriend and girlfriend. Prior to their flight from Bangalore to London they enjoyed a few adult beverages at the airport. OK, they enjoyed more than a few. Then, when they got on board, they had a few more adult beverages. The next thing you know Sarah had passed out.
She was awakened when a flight attendant was called over to her seats. The reason the flight attendant came over was the flight attendant had been alerted by other passengers that Daniel was engaging in a sex act with Clare who is the granddaughter of a Baron or something. When Sarah woke up and saw what was happening she started screaming and was screaming for quite some time before she could be calmed down.
All of the trio were arrested when they reached London. Sarah was arrested for being drunk on an aircraft and the other two were arrested for gross indecency. So, the picture above is of Daniel and Sarah. What do you think? Would you do something indecent with him while his girlfriend was sleeping one off two feet away? The only thing I wish more than anything was that the guy who wrote the Virgin Airlines complaint letter had been sitting next to them. "Dear Richard, while I was eating what you pass off as food, I did notice your in flight entertainment has improved remarkably."
Oh wow, what a shitty asshole
ReplyDeleteAdd another member to the mile high club!!
ReplyDeleteFunniest story of the day!
ReplyDeleteDamn it, Enty, that last sentence just made me snort pop out of my nose!
ReplyDeleteUsually when I sit next to someone on a plane I just try to get enough space on the armrest.
ReplyDeleteew. I bet he woke up with a bad case of the regrets and shamey's. That would make me go sober for about a year, move to a place nobody knows me, donate time to needy children...
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ReplyDeleteSee, now, this is a case where I really need some more details. I.e., I'd like to know exACTly what was going on that was so scream-worthy.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is that she was performing oral sex on him. Now, in my cynical opinion, that's only worth a gasp/eek. I'd reserve the full-blown (no pun intended) SCREAM for seeing the woman in question bouncing up and down on my boyfriend's pole and using my head to balance.
What a cad!
ReplyDeleteQuestion: Was the restroom occupied? WTF?
He looks like a douchebag.
ReplyDeleteIf you want to read funny/horrifying stories about air travel try this:
http://www.flightsfromhell.com/
"Dear Richard, while I was eating what you pass off as food, I did notice your in flight entertainment has improved remarkably."
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA
Yuck. People are crazy. Once at a DMB concert a young white trash couple was engaging in multiple sex acts (mutual stimulation mostly) right in front of everyone. Towards the end we were all ducking for cover, if you know what I mean. Sick.
ReplyDeleteMarisa - ew ew ew.
ReplyDeleteAnd while the dude is kinda cute in a brokedown Javier Bardem sorta way, sex in a confined but public space with the girlfriend next to him really suggests he was in it for the excitation and risk more than anything else.
He needs to go have his lunch at the doucheteria. (ok that was lame, but I'm workin' on 4 hrs sleep here)
Figgy made my day. That was the funniest reader comment ever.
ReplyDeleteMarisa, I can see why the flying fluids would be bad, but I found that the pair who went from complete strangers to having sex on the floor in the row behind me vastly improved a David Bowie concert I attended.
ReplyDeleteI always wonder when I read stories akin to this, exactly how that conversation started in which one person inevitably has to suggest to the other person that they get busy in some fashion, on a flight, with the girlfriend in the next seat....
ReplyDeleteHe looks like Javier Bardem/Jeffrey Dean Morgan but with a LOT of unfortunate bang.
ReplyDeleteHeh - bang.
Sure he's an ass, but what about Sarah? Also, it's pretty embarassing when your best hootchie kootchie is called "gross," no?
Also, what was the sex act?
I agree with Indigoblue, how does something like that even get started?
ReplyDeleteAlso want to point out that they took off from BANGalore. teehee
that would be BANG GALORE.
ReplyDeletelol@Bang
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the girl broke up with the shithead.
Ha ha HAAAA, "Dear Richard..."
ReplyDeleteToo funny.
"Dear Richard" LOL
ReplyDeleteBut that guy needs to have his picture taken alone for the 2010 Douchetard calendar.
lol you guys think that's bad, don't ever go see a showing the weekly amateur productions of Rocky Horror Picture Show in Capitol Hill (Seattle). Unless you're a voyeur of course. In fact. ONLY go if you're a voyeur...or an exhibitionist. LOL.
ReplyDeleteomg! lol @ "dear richard..."!!! love it!
ReplyDeleteand thank you Sporky for the link! *off to read*
Ugh! He looks too Scott Baio for my taste!!!! :-p
ReplyDeletewonder what the inflight movie was?
ReplyDeleteI wonder how the conversation went with the boyfriend and the skank.
ReplyDelete"Who's that in the seat next to you? I saw you come in with her.
Bf" Oh, her that's my girlfriend. Don't give her a thought she's out cold."
It does give a whole new slant to inflight entertainment.