WHICH famous ex-wife should hire a less cynical bodyguard? At a recent Palm Beach bash, as she expounded unsteadily to other guests, her burly escort stood behind her and rolled his eyes
WHICH singer/talk show hostess should be more careful where she shops? She was taken recently to a downtown storage facility where she bought $10,000 worth of luxury designer goods of dubious provenance -- not fake, but fallen off the truck
WHICH wife of an NFL owner has let it all go to her head? She recently greeted a woman she's known for many years with: "I know you know who I am, but who are you?" The woman, dumbfounded, replied, "That's for me to know and you to find out."
1. Heather Mills
ReplyDelete1. Lynda Hogan
ReplyDelete2.Kathie Lee Gifford
1. Ivana Trump.
ReplyDelete(3)Mrs Pat(Annabelle) Bowlen, husband owner of the Broncos. I hear she is a peice of work.
ReplyDeleteTaylor- I luv the Kathie Lee guess, but I hope they never invite a Hogan to Palm Beach!
ReplyDelete2 is Tyra for sure... remember her failed pop star attempt?
ReplyDelete2 could be Tyra. I remember seeing her on TV, Oprah maybe, where she was talking about being extremely cheap, only shopping at bargain outlets etc...
ReplyDeletequeen latifah for the second one...
ReplyDelete1-ivana trump. she does the palm beach scene a lot.
ReplyDelete2-ooooooooh, i like the KLG guess!
3-ny giants co-ownwer John Mara's wife. has rep for being uppity.
1. Ivana, the ur-exwife.
ReplyDelete2. Kathie Lee. Did you know she got her start on "Name That Tune"?
3. Kara Ross (Dolphins.) They are in NYC all the time. Though this behavior seems more befitting Woody Johnson's (Jets) baby mama.
PS -- Denise Mara is not at all uppity, VERY NICE. Used to be my dad's neighbor.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing the singer/talk show hostess made her name as a singer first. Since it doesn't say whether the show is on the air, I'm guessing Carnie Wilson.
ReplyDeleteLily Allen has had a short-lived talk show as well.
ReplyDeleteIvana is most likely the answer, but for some reason I was picturing A-Rod's wife.
ReplyDeleteYeah! Kudos to the woman with the smart-ass answer to the bitch NFL wife!
ReplyDeleteNo idea whom any are, though.
I vote Katie Lee - we already know she's a cheap bitch who doesn't think the rules apply to her. :)
ReplyDelete3. Sounds like the people are in their 70's with the "For me to know" line from the 1960's.
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