Mel Has Been Single For Almost Three Years

People Magazine must want some really big favors from Mel Gibson. Either that or they think that if you have to choose sides between Mel and Robyn Gibson, you might as well pick the one who can help or hurt your magazine the most.

Although most of the tabloids covered Mel's public display of his girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, I felt People really did the best job of kissing ass and really showed they are willing to write exactly what Mel wants them to say which is why they are known as Kneepads Magazine.

How long has Mel been single? If you had to take a guess. I know the headline says what Mel's representative told People, but would you have said three years? In the past three years has Mel ever said, you know what, I'm not living with my wife and children and instead I'm living in this house I bought for my Russian mistress. No one ever heard a peep. They didn't stay married out of any kind of love, they stayed married because he probably paid Robyn to stfu about it and he probably lied to his church as well.

Do you remember, the week after she filed he went to church and told everyone there he was getting a divorce? So, what do you think he has been telling all of them for the past three years? Did he show up every Sunday with Robyn and the kids and pretend everything is normal? Did she just skip church for three years? Mel Gibson is such an a-hole. I hope he and Sean Penn catch something really nasty from Jon Gosselin.

Anyway, to show the world that Mel is a great guy, this is what his rep said about Mel and Oksana going to the X-Men premiere. "Mel has been single for almost three years and it's nice to see him getting out and enjoying himself."

Yeah, like he has been living like a monk for the past 3 years. I hate when people try and shove crap down my throat, especially when it is entirely personally and financially self serving for that person. Damn he makes me angry. I need a drink.