Mel Has Been Single For Almost Three Years
People Magazine must want some really big favors from Mel Gibson. Either that or they think that if you have to choose sides between Mel and Robyn Gibson, you might as well pick the one who can help or hurt your magazine the most.
Although most of the tabloids covered Mel's public display of his girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, I felt People really did the best job of kissing ass and really showed they are willing to write exactly what Mel wants them to say which is why they are known as Kneepads Magazine.
How long has Mel been single? If you had to take a guess. I know the headline says what Mel's representative told People, but would you have said three years? In the past three years has Mel ever said, you know what, I'm not living with my wife and children and instead I'm living in this house I bought for my Russian mistress. No one ever heard a peep. They didn't stay married out of any kind of love, they stayed married because he probably paid Robyn to stfu about it and he probably lied to his church as well.
Do you remember, the week after she filed he went to church and told everyone there he was getting a divorce? So, what do you think he has been telling all of them for the past three years? Did he show up every Sunday with Robyn and the kids and pretend everything is normal? Did she just skip church for three years? Mel Gibson is such an a-hole. I hope he and Sean Penn catch something really nasty from Jon Gosselin.
Anyway, to show the world that Mel is a great guy, this is what his rep said about Mel and Oksana going to the X-Men premiere. "Mel has been single for almost three years and it's nice to see him getting out and enjoying himself."
Yeah, like he has been living like a monk for the past 3 years. I hate when people try and shove crap down my throat, especially when it is entirely personally and financially self serving for that person. Damn he makes me angry. I need a drink.
Preaching to the choir, dear Enty. I wish I could float you a Ciroq via email.
ReplyDeletehe'd a pompous, hypocritical PIG. Never liked him.
ReplyDeleteAnd he appears to be dating his daughter. Ick.
Back away from the bottle Enty. Mel is soooo not worth a buzz.
ReplyDelete"I hope he and Sean Penn catch something really nasty from Jon Gosselin."
ReplyDeleteI love you, Enty.
People magazine is so nauseating. They present (for a price, no doubt) every celebrity story as SOOOOO nice and SOOOOO happy.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of my Great-Aunt Matty, who was laughingly known in the extended family for claiming that everything was hunky-dory in her (fucked up) family.
Oh, and I'm curious to know how this fits with Mel's uber-conservative Catholicism...?
ReplyDeleteYou tell 'em, Enty.
ReplyDeletePer an old episode of Roseanne, "according to the rules I have set inside my own mind," Mel seems to have re-defined marriage and found that his did not meet that criteria lo these three years.
ReplyDeleteSee? It's all completely reasonable.
ANOTHER PIG
ReplyDeleteShe seriously needs to lose the high school hair...
ReplyDeleteBeing separated is not the same as being single. And Mel is still not a single man.
ReplyDeletehe's such a douchebag. now as the super catholic he claims to be, will he ask the church to annul his almost 30 year marriage?
ReplyDeleteit's so cool how that works and then i guess you're just a-ok with God!!
I agree...pig, pig, pig. He and SP are disgusting and their soon to be exes are lucky to be rid of them. Shame on the men for what this will do to their kids.
ReplyDeleteyep. with you all the way. they have kids too, no?
ReplyDeletesure, three years, great revisionist history. Actually, that might be in Robyn's favor, if the settlement takes into account that he probably racked up a fortune in legal and PR when Mel did his sugartits routine in 2006. Oh, and rehab.
ReplyDeletehis wife isn't catholic. she's episcopalian and he mentioned in an interview that she's probably going to hell, so i am reasonably sure she rarely if ever got her ass down to mel's church.
ReplyDeleteWell I doubt he'll stay with Oksana. He might only if she's preg. because he doesn't believe in birth control.
ReplyDeleteI find him a huge tool. I don't think he needed to lie to the church Enty. Robyn is a heathen non-Catholic. (roll eyes)
I HATE People Mag. They are puke worthy.
Is it just me, or does this sound like a reveal? "I hope he and Sean Penn catch something really nasty from Jon Gosselin"
ReplyDeleteRemember that blind from a about a month ago that we all guessed was Sean Penn? I'm going to go try and find it.
Ok, so I can't find the BI, but I'm 99% sure I read it here.
ReplyDeleteIt was about the two actors that would pick up women together. They were both married. I'm sure the most popular guesses were Sean Penn and Charlie Sheen. So maybe it's actually Penn and Gibson.
our radio station reported yesterday (gossip feature) that the girl friend is pregnant.
ReplyDeletei love it when you disillioned/hateful because you write the best shit when you are. that said- your stomach definitly cant afford to be churned up over this dick-
ReplyDeleteremember how shitty he must feel on the inside- to cause this much pain to people you have to really have nothing but hate and pain inside to give or your just an empty vessal of shit. either way not worth losing sleep over.
Gee, only a few weeks ago, his agent denied he was with any other woman..now he's suddenly single for three years. this russian broad timed it wrong..a few weeks earlier, and he would've had People put her in their 'most beautiful' issue like clooney got them to do for his skank gf last year..
ReplyDeleteHere's hoping the Mrs. gets every f'ing cent he's ever made..hehehe
"Nice to see him getting out and enjoying himself"? This guy's name is sh*t, like Cruise's. No one cares about him except as tabloid fodder.
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