Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Mariah Carey Isn't Pregnant. Just Having An Awful Day


Yesterday, I wasn't the only site to run that truly awful photo of Mariah Carey. Lucky for her most sites just attributed it to pregnancy and so gave her a break. Ummm. According to her she isn't pregnant and blames the dress, her hair, her weight and everything else for looking like crap. Apparently Mariah reads gossip sites religiously and so right after the pictures started emerging she kept doing that whole Twitter thing. Well, lets face it, Mariah wasn't really Twittering she had Nick do it. How do I know she had Nick do it?

"I don't know what was worse, the bleak angles and bright peach dress ... or the b.s. commentary/blogs, but Nick looked cute."

Uh huh. Nice of Nick to throw in the last line about himself. He doesn't have to worry about her reading it though, she just looks at the pictures and has someone read to her.

"And if I gained a few pounds.. my trainers back living with me again."

I don't think she looks fat. She is 40 years old. She just looked completely different from the way she usually looks. Maybe we are so used to her dressing like an 18 year old hooker that when she actually wears something that could be considered almost churchable clothing she just looks odd. So, no fear for now. Mariah is not reproducing. If she got pregnant it would involve having sex with Nick, and I am still not convinced she has sex with him. Sure they are married, but I have always thought of it as an air kiss pat on the back before you finish shining my shoes kind of marriage.

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