Jessica Simpson & Lane Garrison
Someone has their PR machine working overtime and considering Lane Garrison has been in jail for the past few years, I'm guessing this is all coming from Jessica Simpson. According to In Touch, Jessica and Lane are very old friends, and although she didn't go see him the entire time he was in jail or mention him in an interview during that time period or as far as I know ever discuss his case at any time or any place is going to be there to pick him up when he gets out of jail. Uh huh. Yes, I know Lane lived with the Simpson family when he was a teen, but if Lane and Jessica are so close how come she hasn't talked about him or visited him in prison? She totally blew him off when all of this happened. She has never really commented on the time they lived in the same house.
In Touch says Jessica hasn't visited Lane while in prison because of security risks. What security risks? Does she think the entire inmate population is going to rise up against her because they were forced to watch Blonde Ambition? The magazine does say that even though Jessica hasn't visited Lane she has kept in contact with him. Uh huh. We are talking about the same Jessica Simpson here right?
I can't imagine Jessica even going to the airport and picking someone up, let alone driving to San Diego to pick up Lane Garrison at prison. Is Jessica Simpson going to be Lane Garrison's redemption in the public eye? Is Jessica going to leave her cowboy and hook up with a prisoner with some she once lived? See? Now this would be a great country song.