Jessica Simpson & Lane Garrison
Someone has their PR machine working overtime and considering Lane Garrison has been in jail for the past few years, I'm guessing this is all coming from Jessica Simpson. According to In Touch, Jessica and Lane are very old friends, and although she didn't go see him the entire time he was in jail or mention him in an interview during that time period or as far as I know ever discuss his case at any time or any place is going to be there to pick him up when he gets out of jail. Uh huh. Yes, I know Lane lived with the Simpson family when he was a teen, but if Lane and Jessica are so close how come she hasn't talked about him or visited him in prison? She totally blew him off when all of this happened. She has never really commented on the time they lived in the same house.
In Touch says Jessica hasn't visited Lane while in prison because of security risks. What security risks? Does she think the entire inmate population is going to rise up against her because they were forced to watch Blonde Ambition? The magazine does say that even though Jessica hasn't visited Lane she has kept in contact with him. Uh huh. We are talking about the same Jessica Simpson here right?
I can't imagine Jessica even going to the airport and picking someone up, let alone driving to San Diego to pick up Lane Garrison at prison. Is Jessica Simpson going to be Lane Garrison's redemption in the public eye? Is Jessica going to leave her cowboy and hook up with a prisoner with some she once lived? See? Now this would be a great country song.
I wish to scream at JS, "We know you're doing this for publicity and to insult us by assuming we'd accept it as a genuine gesture of devoted friendship is going to make it that much harder to scale higher than the Strawberry Festival circuit."
ReplyDeleteThen again, I don't really want her to rise above the Strawberry Festival circuit, either. Then I'd have to see her more. Ugh. Can't win.
her career is in the shitter and this is the best thing she can come up with to get herself some publicity.
ReplyDeletei can't stand her---but i'd like her better if she'd just marry that dimwit quarterback, let herself get really fat (you know she wants to) and pop out a few kids. she'd surely be better at that than she is at singing.
Maybe she had to give up the Laverine and Shirley idea. Now she is thinking of doing a reality show with Lane.
ReplyDelete"Angel and the Badman" ( I use the term Angel with tongue in cheek)or how I reformed a criminal.
Jess has to be trying to use this someway. I can't see her doing this out of the goodness of her heart.
oh well at least he'sll have someone. and if JS isn't punishment enough...
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