Jennifer Love Hewitt continues to amaze me. Oh, and when I say amaze, I mean disturbs me, as in she is disturbed. Every time she opens her mouth or someone says something about her it just gets more crazy. I thought the whole Jamie Kennedy thing was the topper, but it turns out she was saving one good one for the people over at Maxim. Jennifer is on the cover of Maxim this month and does a pictorial inside. But, it is the interview that killed me, especially this one line.
"My new thing is that I always take my bubble baths wearing a tiara … I am a grownup who bathes in a tiara. One that I got from Disneyland."
And you know what? I don't think she is joking. I have absolutely no problems imagining her doing that. I also have no problems imagining her with two bathtubs in one bathroom so she and her mother can bathe together, each with their own tiara while they discuss every second of Jennifer's day and if Jamie will get to sleep with Jennifer that night.
See, the thing is that the next six months should be really interesting. If you think we have heard some crazy Jennifer stories over the past few months you just wait until she breaks up with Jamie. Oh, sure Jamie will try and win her back for a few months and so will be quiet at first, but eventually his ego and need for publicity will send him to Howard Stern or somewhere and he won't leave one stone unturned. Anything she did with him or that she mentioned she did to someone else he will let it all out. He will spill his guts and it will be so much fun.
I need a tiara.
ReplyDeleteEver since I heard they hooked up, I have been holding my breath for the J.Love/J.Kenn split. I just pray that the Ghost Whisperer cameras catch some of it on tape for us.
I used to like JLH. Then I read about her.
ReplyDeleteI read that line on People and had to read it about three times, as I couldn't believe what came out of her mouth. But then I remembered it was JLH and it all made sense. I agree Enty, it will be enjoyable for all when she ditches Jamie for her next dysfunctional relationship!
ReplyDeleteSounds like something Mariah Carey would also do. But hers would be a Hello Kitty tiara.
ReplyDeleteoh wow. Is there a name for whatever she has?
ReplyDeletei like her and have tried to defend her...but that bra/tiara line makes me rethink my stance.
ReplyDeleteHas she always been this way, and just gotten new people around her, whoever it is that keeps your asinine comments out of the press?
ReplyDeleteOr did something happen to her that made her so desperate for even more attention than her career provides?
I've only started hearing about her and her love life in the last year or so...
I used to take bubbles baths wearing a tiara. With a glass of wine in one hand, and a joint in the other...
ReplyDeleteThen my cross-dressing room-mate stole my tiara when (s)he moved out. Bitch!
What a fabulous idea - I think I'll stop on my way home for my very own bath time tiara! Then, I can get a scepter and rule my kingdom from the privacy of my 'throne room'!
ReplyDeleteWhen Maxim interviews ME, though, I think I'll keep it my own little secret. I mean, do we REALLY need to know that JLH (or anybody) wears a tiara in the tub?
Jennifer Love Hewitt has always been a desperate attention whore. She always has to have multiple men, she tips off the paparazzi everytime she steps foot out of her house, and then she makes silly narcissistic comments like this. Girl has serious daddy issues.
ReplyDeleteAll of her issues negate her physical appearance for me
Amber love the ShamWOW picture!!!
ReplyDeleteShe's a another blowhard that I can do without. Just like when she defended her curvy figure in that one picture and then lost a like 20 pounds!!
Am I the only one who thinks the tiara-in-the-tub sounds like a good idea?
ReplyDeleteSounds like the very pick-me-up I might need on some of these gray early spring days.
As long as it's done with a sense of humor...
Tiara in the bath, sounds kind of nice to me. Wonder if adding the old wedding veil would put it over the top. Might have to try it, but I think the kids pounding on the bathroom door, demanding to use the toilet would just kill the mood for me...
ReplyDeleteLOL@Jewels
ReplyDeleteHaHA...I luv the Hello Kitty Tiara...Amber!! Imma get one too!!
ReplyDeleteEmma be nice!! lol 20lbs really!
You know how John Stamos has that unhealthy fixation on Disneyland? Yeah, don't tell me he and JLH wouldn't be perfect for eachother...They're both coo coo bananas.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Enty can put out a line of CDAN tiaras and bubble bath.
ReplyDeleteA tiara would only pop my inflatable pillow. Hey, I've got my priorities while in the tub.
ReplyDeleteThe only excuses for wearing a tiara are 1) Royalty; 2) Drunken weekend in Vegas.
Sorry, JLH, I guess that leaves you out.
I wonder if she has a maid (in full uniform of course) standing next to the tub with a towel the whole time she's in the bath with her tiara. Her relationship with her mom is creepy. ::shudders:: I love my mom but jezzz.
ReplyDeleteI heard her ex (the guy from LFO) on Stern. He spilled it all about her. I especially loved the story about her giving all her men the same promise ring. Bwahahaha! Let's just hope she never reproduces.
What the f is wrong with her?
ReplyDeleteI think JLH has a case of the IwishIwereAudreyHepburn-itis. That being said I think wearing a tiara in the tub sounds nice.
ReplyDeleteMarisa, you're right, perfect couple!!!
ReplyDelete"I wonder if she has a maid (in full uniform of course) standing next to the tub with a towel the whole time she's in the bath with her tiara."
I think you just found my ultimate dream - lounging in a bubble bath with someone at my beck and call to bring me books, snacks, whatever. Would need a nice big water heater though...
If my bathtub was big enough to take bubble baths in - which it isn't, it's more like an oversized shower stall and when you sit in it you have water up to just under your tits - you bet your ass I would wear a tiara while soaking in there! I don't see anything wrong with it at all! *L*
ReplyDeletecombine this with the fact that she spent her 30th birthday dressed as Audrey Hepburn outside of Tiffany's and you got yourself a full blown crazy
ReplyDeleteBad Fish, she actually did that?! WOW! Does she have a room reserved next to Britney's on her next stay at the looney bin?
ReplyDeleteAnyhoo, I also think a tiara in the bubblebath is a damn fine idea. I just wouldn't blab about it to the press if I were her.
I don't have a problem with her wearing a tiara in the tub. I agree with the ones above who said it sounds like a cute, silly little pick me up on an otherwise blah day.
ReplyDeleteThe problem is that she is completely willing to tell the world that she does this. Some things are just supposed to be kept to yourself b/c no matter how innocuous or unegotistical it is there is no way you can ever explain it so that other people realize that.
It's like the time I told a roommate of mine that sometimes I hug myself and say "I love you Gayla!" and then throw my arms around myself again and say "I love you too [middle name]!" She looked at me like I was fucking bonkers, and she had every right to. It just doesn't sound right once you say it out loud to someone else. Also, I realized that aside from coming off as totally full of shit it made me sound like I had multiple personality disorder too.
Oh, back to JLH? This Jamie Kennedy foolishness is just her karma in the making. She has finally made the mistake of hooking up with a guy who is going to either dump her before she can dump him, or is going to make her wish that he had when he gets through "venting" in public about it.
While it's silly, I don't think it's awful, either. The fact that it's a Disneyland thing means she thinks of it as a funny thing to do. If it were a diamond thing from Tiffany's, then we'd be talking delusional.
ReplyDeleteNo, then we'd be talking FABULOUS.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what compelled her to share this with the world.
ReplyDeleteShe can bathe with a tiara for all I care, as long as I'm there too.
ReplyDeleteWearing a tiara in the tub is a bit of fun - so what?
ReplyDeleteAnd since when do those who buy Maxim read the interviews?
I wonder if she wears the tiara while having sex.
ReplyDeleteKnow what I can't stand? Among other things - that bump at the back of her head. Why does she constantly have to wear her hair like that? Makes her look like she has hydroencephalitis.
So I was listening to Howard Stern one morning a couple of months ago, and Rich Cronin, a former boy bander from Boston, some band called LFO (he wrote that song Summer Girls with the chorus that goes "I like girls that wear Abercombrie & Fitch...") that JLove dated a bunch of years ago was on, and telling stories about when they dated. Classic.
ReplyDeleteSo this is what I remember that he said......
she pursued him, they dated, she told him she wanted to spend the rest of her life with him, brought him to Tiffany and bought him a promise ring. Cronin told Howard he was in a daze, thrilled that someone like Jennifer Love Hewitt would ever be interested in him, some loser guy from Boston. He was ready to marry her any time she wanted.
I'm a little sketchy on the details, but, the rest of the story.....
a few months (or a couple of years and rumors that she was seeing someone else) later, she dumped Cronin for a guy she met backstage while she was on a Vegas date with Cronin. ha. So they're over.
cut to a few years later ....... Cronin on tour with another loser boy band....
Cronin and Boyband 2 get into a conversation. Boyband 2 says, 'hey, we have something in common.'
Rich Cronin says, 'huh?'
Boyband 2 says, 'yeah, we both dated JLove. She was great. You know, she wanted to marry me. She even took me to Tiffany and bought me this really great ring.'
Ha.
Oh, ms snarky - that means when she posed in front of Tiffany's on her 30th birthday, she was getting Jamie Kennedy *his* promise ring!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he wears it on Ghost Whisperer.
Shakey ---
ReplyDeletehee! scary!