Gwyneth Paltrow Blind Item
Even Gwyneth Paltrow wants to get into the blind item business. Here is one from her latest GOOP Newsletter.
Back in the day, I had a “frenemy” who, as it turned out, was pretty hell-bent on taking me down. This person really did what they could to hurt me. I was deeply upset, I was angry, I was all of those things you feel when you find out that someone you thought you liked was venomous and dangerous. I restrained myself from fighting back. I tried to take the high road. But one day I heard that something unfortunate and humiliating had happened to this person. And my reaction was deep relief and…happiness. There went the high road.
Gwyneth then asks why people and tabloids all like to take a negative spin on things. Ummm. What exactly is what you just wrote? I think she wrote it because she still has some bad feelings towards this person.
I can't stand this sanctimonious Beeyotch..
ReplyDeleteand the answer is Winona Ryder.
Gwyneth is really full of herself...she is talking about Winona Ryder.
ReplyDeleteShe's such an asshole.
ReplyDeleteI bumped into her on the street once, totally by accident (it was raining and I was fiddling with my umbrella) and she acted like I'd Tazed her. Then we kept walking in the same direction, me behind her (not on purpose -- I was headed to the subway) and every 15 seconds or so she would turn around and glare at me. This was 1998 or so, pre-Oscar, etc. She's just a jerk and always has been.
I also totally collided with Jeff Goldblum in much the same way and he was SO NICE and laughed about it.
And yes, GP is badmouthing my pretty, pretty Winona.
duh winona.
ReplyDeletebut didnt SHE screw over winona and steal the part in shakespeare in love? i am still very unclear about the whole thing. does anyone know what really happened?
Yeah, it's winona. That story about her stealing the part is just that, a story. Apparently Winona Ryer leaked that herself... (i'm stealing this from Lainey btw) Either way, i'm not a Gwyneth Paltrow fan.. I dislike her intensely... urgh.
ReplyDeleteGP sure knows how to get publicity. Just when everyone got bored with trashing her GOOPish ways of flaunting wealth with her name dropping and snobbish advice, she puts a "blind item" on GOOP. She and Madonna make a perfect pair. And she got what she wanted - tons of sites are running this story today. If we ignore her, will she go away?
ReplyDeletecan't wait for a wynona "response". this could really get good.
ReplyDeleteWinona.
ReplyDeleteOh, so that's why you stole her part in Shakespeare in Love? (supposedly)
And can anyone tell me what GOOP means?
ReplyDeleteI've asked but never heard the scoop on GOOP.
...sorry, had to say it...
I think it's a hybrid of Gwyneth and Poop. That's what I like to think at least. It's like word vomit. And thanks to Gwynnie, whenever someone says something stupid, I usually tell them they are being GOOPy. Most don't get it, but I know.
ReplyDeleteWhat she thinks it stands for, I have no idea, but I too have wondered.
As far as stealing something from Lainey's site, she's an admitted GP fan. I'm sure she'd be happy to put out some story that Winona made it all up. I still think GP stole the part, whether it was from some "casting couch" with HW or having Uncle Morty call in a favor, she stole the part.
ReplyDeleteTHAT is funny! the.princess.leia said, "a hybrid of Gwyneth and Poop."
ReplyDeleteGreat! My first laugh of the day and I needed it!!
Though I'm not a fan of either, if Paltrow *did* steal the part, I'm sure she did more with it than Winona would have. She just portrayed a man so...naturally. :)
ReplyDeletePeople ask me why I love the movie "Seven" so much. I used to go through a lengthy explanation about cinematic techniques and the religious questions the film brings up, but now I just say, "Because it ends with Gwyneth Paltrow's head in a box."
ReplyDeleteIvan: hahahahhaaaaa! Exactly.
ReplyDeleteoh please....tell a story long enough and you believe it....sure she hurt you Gwyneth...she loaned you her apt. and you stole her script....and yes I believe gwynie did steal the script and go after the part....and after 10 years...you're still hurt...you bitch...just remember everything is round....you're due......in fact overdue...
ReplyDeleteI always thought Gwyneth got the part by sucking Harvey Weinstein's cock.
ReplyDeleteOH CHERYL...WHAT A VISUAL....
ReplyDeleteLOL@Ivan, good answer hahaha.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand this stupid person. She is always putting her big foot in her stupid mouth. She is so retarded.
Hears to hoping she's always surrounded by "frenemies", cheers!
ReplyDeleteThe 'script stealing' story was debunked ages ago. I have no bones to pick with Gw but geez, woman! It's been 10 years. Let it go already!
ReplyDeleteLainey loves Gw's hautiness. It makes L laugh, wondering, 'What will Gw say next?'
I read somewhere that GOOP is the resulting sound of pronouncing the first and last initials of her name "G.P.". Her dad came up with it. (*rolls eyes)
ReplyDeleteJanepod, I would so very much like to bump into Jeff Goldblum, especially in the Indepence Day timeframe, he was so sexy hot. I would have yelled at her "What are you staring at you pretentous, oatmeal-faced pretentous bitch!?" But hey, that's just me.
Loved your hilarious answer Ivan! Way to break it down for us all
:-)
I am with Cheryl. I always thought GP "wowed" HW more on her knees then her back.
ReplyDeleteI like Ivan's answer too. That and Mr Freeman are why I'd watch "Seven". Because "oatmeal" (what I've always called GP) winds up with her head in a box.
OMG, Janepod, what I wouldn't give to collide with Goldblum. And by collide, I mean screw his brains out.
ReplyDelete"I think it's a hybrid of Gwyneth and Poop."
LMAO!
Isn't there something ironic in what Goopy did?
ReplyDeleteI remember back then people referred to Fishstick baking cookies for Harvey. Did she claim to deliver cookies to get in his office?
This was revealed as Winona Ryder on Paris' brothers website AKA Perez Hilton
ReplyDeleteHow Tyra-esque to whine about some long-ago vague wrongdoing. Yawn.
ReplyDeleteDamn. I assumed it stood for Gwyneth "Overrated, Overconfident" Paltrow.
ReplyDeleteI'm picturing her delivering that "I restrained myself from fighting back" line to a full-length mirror, in a faux-British accent like Madonna's.
gotta be affleck
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