Four For Friday
#1 & #2 - This aging C list actor has been as high as A list and as low as a D lister. His A list status came from television and that is where he has tended to stay. He has been in this space before. Anyway, I don't know what kind of open relationship he has with his wife (F list movie actress), but at a party the other night he and his wife attended, our actor met a female fan who wanted some special time with our actor. Although certainly not what one would call attractive, our actor obliged by taking her into a smaller banquet room for 20 minutes. They then came back out and our actor and his wife continued their night.
#3 - This C list movie actress who came into her A list name recognition through a hit television show no longer on the air has always thought very highly of herself. But this is ridiculous, and shows you what an idiot she is. When she sees a homeless person on the street asking for money she stops and gives them her autograph and tells them to sell it on e-bay. I assume she thinks all homeless people have some type of wireless laptop they carry around with them and a way to collect the money.
#4 & #5 - This C list actress and reality star with A list name recognition has been married for a little while to this celebutard. She might be finally catching on to the fact he is only after her money. How so? He wants her to foot the bill for a brand new $500K recording studio at their house.
#3 - Debra Messing?
ReplyDelete4 and 5 tori and dean?
ReplyDelete1. Tom Selleck
ReplyDelete#1 & 2 could be Seinfeld's Jason Alexander and wife, Daena Title. She has 3 really weak TV and film credits according to IMBD.
ReplyDeleteTed Danson and Mary Steenburgen could *almost* fit #1 and #2. She's not F-List IMO, but she really hasn't done anything noteworthy in a while.
ReplyDeletei'm thinking Mischa for #3?
ReplyDeleteTori and Dean for the last one sounds good too. Have no idea who the weirdos in the first one are..
1. Is Bai Ling (Random Photos) married? heh
ReplyDeleteNot Tom Selleck.
#3. Pam Anderson?
ReplyDeleteHow is Tom's wife f-list? I thought she was a dancer.
ReplyDeleteAnyways, I got nothing as usual.
BTW, Happy Easter everyone.
I thought Sarah Michelle Gellar for #3, and Speidi for the last one.
ReplyDeleteI thought Tom Selleck for #1&2 as well.
ReplyDeleteI think #4 is Ashlee Simpson and Pete
I was thinking #3 was Jessica Biel.
ReplyDelete1&2 - no idea
ReplyDelete3 - Sarah Michelle Gellar
4&5 - Tori and KFed jr.
#1 and 2: Tom Selleck's wife hasn't done any movies, per IMDB.... Also, Selleck is a very conservative kind of guy, both politically and socially.
ReplyDeleteI really hate to say this, but there's only one guy I came up with who fits this description:
Michael J. Fox.
(Now THAT would be shocking...)
I got nothin' on the others.
At first I thought Rob Schneider for #1 but he is an attractive guy no?
ReplyDeleteTory and Dean fit nicely for #4&5
snausage legs Mischa sounds about right for 3.
#4 & #5--Tori & Dean.
ReplyDeleteno guesses on the others.
1&2 - Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna
ReplyDeleteI agree with the Messing, Tori and Dean guesses.
What about Kelsey Grammer for #1. His wife is definitely F-list.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Tori & Dean for the last one, and Debra Messing sounds right for the second, but I won;t commit to that one . . . :)
Aniston came to mind for #2 but I like the Messing guess....
ReplyDeletehamlin and rinna. first couple i thought of.
ReplyDeleteQuestion - Does Dean fancy himself a recording artist? If so, that's pretty goddamn funny.
ReplyDelete#4 and 5 - Definitely Tori and Dean.
ReplyDeleteI see Paris for #3.
No idea for 1 and 2.
Daver - that WOULD be shocking, but a) no way and b) MJF is still totally hot to many many people. :P
ReplyDeleteJason Alexander is an interesting guess. And I like Messing and Tori and Dean for the other ones.
Kelsey Grammer came to my mind for #1. I always hear /see his wife referred to as an "actress" but damned if I know what she's been in.
ReplyDeleteI don't know that Jason Alexander would have ever been A list. Kelsey got the leading man bucks for Fraser for 10 years. Jason might have been B+, IMO.
I thought Tom Selleck was gay?
ReplyDelete1&2 - (I sincerely doubt Tom S.)
ReplyDeleteThe two that popped in my head ( & I would hope it isn't) Pierce Brosnan and Keely Smith.
#3- I wouldn't put past the Parisite. I mean if she shuts puppies in closets and forgets them ,I think it's safe to say, she has no clue what it means to be homeless.
#4&5 Tori & Dean
#3 is a C list movie actress, Paris is not considered anything higher than a Z list "actress" at best.
ReplyDeleteShe's more of a celebutard, socialite, or reality tv "actress".
#1/2 - no clue
ReplyDelete#3 - ALL of them - Courtney Cox/Paris Hilton
#4/5-In deciding b/w Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz & Tori/Dean, I finally figured that A) Pete Wentz probably earns more than Ashlee at this point and B) C list actress/reality TV star for the female is a better description for Tori than for Ashlee, since unfortunately she started off as a singer and is a MAYBE D-List actress. C) Celebutard is also a better description for KFed Jr than for Pete, again b/c the aforementioned career as a musician
I also doubt that #4 could be Ashlee and Pete. If he wanted a $500k recording studio wouldn't that benefit both of them since she is also supposed to be a singer?
ReplyDeleteIs Dean really a celebutard though? I've always thought that word was reserved for dudes who are only known for going to clubs and getting their pictures in gossip rags. He's also a "reality star" -- just as much as his wife -- and he does acting and voice-over work. I am too lazy to check imdb but I'm guessing he has more acting credits than your average celebutard, even if a lot of the acting jobs have been in his native Canada. I would totally guess Tori & Dean if it weren't for Enty calling the guy a celebutard.
ReplyDeleteI can see Dean begging and telling Tori they can record music together, like that AWFUL single they recorded for their show last season, and he can use it for recording voice-over work, etc. I think he already has a tiny voice-over closet at home (I seem to remember seeing him recording at home on their show), maybe he's looking to build a real studio.
For #1, i instantly thought of David Caruso. I don't know why and if he's married.
ReplyDeleteIf it were Ashlee Simpson, it would probably say C-list singer, not C-list actress.
ReplyDeleteI am very much liking the Kelsey Grammer guess, it fits quite well, and the man is a weasel.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna say tori and dean for 4 and 5 again and for number 3 I'm going with Kim Catrall from sex and the city
ReplyDeleteMy first thought for 1&2 were Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna as well. I can totally picture this happening.
ReplyDeleteKelsey Grammar is a successful producer as well.
3. The thought of Mischa doing this is priceless.
No idea yet about 4&5.
Guys, the "although certainly not what one would call attractive" clause is modifying the chick he banged. That's why he "obliged" to do it. Lovely.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, MJF is known for more than any TV show he's done. I mean, Back to the Future?
I don't think Jason Alexander was A-list.
I don't see Kelsey Grammer going all over from A to D; he was possibly C at his lowest.
My bet's on Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna for 1 and 2. She fits F-list better than any of the other actor's wives. Obnoxiously and desperatley trying to get a gig but can't. Camielle Grammer looks to be happy gold digging.
As for #2, what a dumb and insensitive bitch. Do you guys think Paris would talk to a homeless person, let alone give them an autographed picture? It could be any of them, my best guess is Mischa for #3.
#4 and #5 - Tori and Dean ftw.
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ReplyDeleteWell Leila, Shauna Sand is proof that Lorenzo would fuck anything ... I think you have a plausible guess.
ReplyDeleteJason Alexander is totally A list. He's done much more than just Seinfeld and I don't think he could ever be considered D list.
ReplyDeleteLisa Rinna is strictly TV so she's out as F list movie actress.
What about Scott Baio and his new wife? She has two cheesy movies.
No clue for 3 but sounds like half the actresses in Hollywood.
Tori and KFed Jr are a perfect match for 4 and 5.
Could 1 and 2 be Ice-T and his wife CoCo? The A list status is from Law and Order SVU, and CoCo guest starred on it once......
ReplyDeleteCoco has said before she allows Ice-T to have an open marriage.
Oh shoot, hes more than an actor. Never mind! Kelsey Grammar it is!
ReplyDeletemy first thought was nicole ritchie? or does benji what's his face have enough money?
ReplyDeleteMy thought for #1 & #2 were Eric Dane (McSteamy) and his wife Rebecca Hayhardt (or however you spell it)
ReplyDeletewell why the hell would dean want a recording studio in their house? he's not a singer/rapper
ReplyDelete#3 & 4 - Deanis not a celebutard.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Jessica Alba and her music/video producer wannabe husband.
"Lisa Rinna is strictly TV so she's out as F list movie actress."
ReplyDeleteTouche, JJ. Regardless, I still don't think Jason Alexander's A-list. Neither is Eric Dane.
As for Tom Selleck, his wife has done mostly TV, not film.
I'm going back with my guess before I saw the Mark Hammil & Lisa Rinna suggestion - Kelsey Grammer & his lovely gold-digging wife Camille.
Here's proof from her IMDb page that she's F list: her most recent role in the movie An American Carol was (I shit you not) "I gave up an ass lift for this?" HA.
As for #4 & #5, when was Jessica Alba a reality TV star? Nicole Richie has just done a few cameos as a TV star. That's barely D list, let alone C list.
No idea on 1-3 but I like the Speidi guess for 4 & 5 - although the recording studio would be for her - my guess is he just doesn't want to pay anything for it - apparently he "directs" her videos - another way to get at her cash, I guess.
ReplyDeleteNo way it's Ashlee & Pete - he makes more money than she does with Fall Out Boy! I think she married up.
1. David Caruso
ReplyDeletepete wentz has a TON of money, it'd be ashlee leeching off him..i say speidi
ReplyDeletei pick jessica beil for #3...she always made fun of 7th heaven like she was too good for it
the couple could be hamlin and rina