If your idea of fun this Friday is to sit around and watch a man previously wearing a wizard outfit and now completely naked getting into a drunken argument at Coachella and then getting tased, then this is your day. Oh, and to make things even more interesting, he has quite possibly an even smaller peen than Danny Bonaduce. In fact you will be wondering if you are in fact, looking at a man. It runs about five minutes although he doesn't get tased by the police until towards the end. Remember it is NSFW, although considering how small his peen is, you might actually get away with watching it at work.
Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.
God, I've seen bigger CLITS!!
ReplyDeleteHe has a peen? Just askin, cause I didn't see it.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Ror! It was all shriveled up! Poor baby! I would definitely not do him. I don't think it's possible anyway with a peen that size.
ReplyDeletecops, not copy...good grief I need a drink...
ReplyDeleteAwww, It's just a cute little button.
ReplyDeleteThere ought to be a law that tasers can only be used when someone's a danger to him/herself or others.
Dear cops: Fun, UR doing it wrong. (Proof: "You can have an even better time if you put your clothes on.")
Although, the guy does seem like a big dick. (In the metaphorical sense, of course.)
I agree jagerlilly.... if you were to have walked up to that at then end, you would've that the cops were overreacting. I personally was just happy to see him facedown instead of having to look at that second outtie belly button any longer =(
ReplyDeleteI have to say this. The cops did try for a while to get this guy to put his robe back on. He's obviously whacked out on something. But there are some things that happen here that really bother me. Check out the drop knee/body move the cop does on this guys stomach'chest him at 3:01. That's a whole lot of weight he slams on the guy.
ReplyDeleteDoes naked man have to be tasered that many times? And in the head and neck? Sure the guy needed to just shut up and put his robe back on but damn I think the cops went too far on this one.
Both sides need to view this footage and see what they did wrong.
Jagerlilly, I can kind of see your point, but I think handcuffing was the next step, not the taser. The only time he tried to get away from them was when he got kneed in the gut. (To be fair, it looked like the cop fell, rather than doing it intentionally.)
ReplyDeleteMust be a lousy wizard to boot. Otherwise you would think he could make himself a bigger package.
ReplyDeleteLMAO Goodgrief!!
ReplyDeleteDevil's advocate here - maybe it was really cold that day?
ReplyDeleteWhere would the Prince Albert even go?!?
ReplyDelete@Babs, no it wasn't a cold day, just look at what everyone else is wearing. Dude has an inch worm.
ReplyDeleteMother Nature was clearly on the rag when he was made.
ReplyDeleteJust kidding, MizCaramel. Thought I'd give him the benefit of the doubt.
ReplyDeleteWhat I should have said, though, were the words every man wants to hear: "Oh, what a CUTE little penis!"
Don't you just hear Akon singing 'Smack that!' when you see those lily white cheeks?
ReplyDeleteDude could get a discounted sex change. Not a lot to alter.
I wasn't at the event, but in the area at that time and it was NOT cold. Did he just come from the pool? Shrinkage maybe? I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
ReplyDeleteI don't know, but it seemed like they hit that guy with the taser an awful lot of times. In the first 2 years the cops used tasers in my town, 2 incidents occured where suspects died shortly after being tasered.
ReplyDeleteHe was naked. big deal. go lock up a killer or something. I can't believe those 3 big cops couldn't have cuffed him without tasering him.
I guess I'm just opposed to tasers.
This was too violent for me. He just wanted to be all about peace, love, and Paul McCartney.
ReplyDeletei also thought the cops were really rough on him. i mean, couldn't they have shown him a little fellow feeling? i must be really hard*snicker snicker*to go through life with a teeny weeny. i honestly did not know that they could be that small...my 2 year old is packing more than that sad lil' wizard!
ReplyDeleteMrs.M5, I remember seeing a co-workers very articulated ultrasound, and the fetus was packing more than him.
ReplyDeleteMooshki, they did try to cuff him first but he kept wiggling around and they couldn't get him down. They managed to get one cuff on, but couldn't get him positioned for the other. He was obviously on something and they had tried everything in the book to subdue him. He should have just quit moving as soon as he saw the guy get the taser gun out. I feel bad for both sides. The cops for getting all the animosity thrown at them by the crowd and for Wizard Dude after he came out of whatever fog he was in. He had to be in some major pain the next day.
ReplyDeleteJust proves to me all cops are assholes. That guy was no threat. One day they'll kill some poor f*cker. oh, wait...
ReplyDeleteHello? The guy was resisting arrest. They gave him plenty of time to put on his clothes. What an idiot.
ReplyDeleteOh my god .. it is bad enough that he was taser'd .. but to suffer the additional humiliation of that tiny gerkin.. Wow.
ReplyDeleteFull Frontal Friday .. but you seriously need a microscope.
And .. not all cops are assholes .. just sure as shit most of them in California are. Fucking asshole ex-/wannabee military out there. Attitudes ahoy.. dislike California for a myriad of reason .. that is one huge one.
Cut me some slack, I'm a dyke. But, I had no idea it could be that small on an adult.
ReplyDeleteWow. I bet Patrick Dempsey's feeling pret-ty good right about now.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, there is no way in hell that guy was "drunk". He was definitely on the hard shite. The police were perfectly within reason to use force in this situation. HOWEVER--that was an intentional knee to the gut, and I would be really surprised if the guy doesn't have a broken rib and bruised, if not lacerated liver. The tasering? Once or twice, maybe three times, then you wait for backup. Taser to the neck? Dear god, I can't even fathom someone would do it, let alone advocate it--which is what I expect the department to do (all within procedure and all that).
Hey Wil, why you hatin' California?
ReplyDeleteWell, okay, I'll give you the cop thing, and then the cost of living is too high, there are too many foreclosed neighborhoods, schools and hospitals suck, unemployment is the higest in the nation here, oh ya, and then there's the wildfires and earthquakes.
Come to think of it, never mind Wil.
I used to feel the same way about Cali, but you know, it's really pretty fun. Great weather, an abundance of fodder to talk about, we got the Terminator for our Governor and there's a tatoo parlor on almost every major downtown street! Life is SOOOO good. LOL!
ReplyDeletePisses me off that we had to waste tax payer money to deal with such an idiot.
ReplyDeleteHey, Ror. Murderers aren't welcome here.
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On a different note, three cops couldn't handle one passive, drunk dude? WTF? Far too liberal use of tasering given the number of deaths that it causes.
I was actually feeling bad for the cops. And thinking how glad I am that I'm not one.
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought the police seemed unnecessarily rough and quick to escalate in procedure, but then I realized that clearly the guy was on some serious hard stuff. He may look to us like he's only wiggling and not resisting, but you're talking about three career officers who clearly work out and were having trouble restraining him.
ReplyDeleteA lot of drugs can make people stronger than they normally would be. The police probably realized pretty quickly that they should just cut straight to the end, before somebody got hurt or he got even more agitated and started fighting harder.
Miracle this guy didn't get a heart attack from all the taser shocks.
ReplyDelete200 hundred+ people standing around and all they could do was boo, call out insults, and take videos. Oh, and argue for "freedom of speech".
ReplyDeleteA man is arrested for... what... having a shrivelled penis? Tazed repeatedly (every time unnecessarily) because three professional donut-eaters envied his comparatively gym-honed body?
Take your fucking country back, America! 200+ people flattening three fat-ass cops with no sense of humour or perspective on a situation (who in that crowd was offended by the man's nudity... honestly?) is infinitely more pro-active than booing and standing around with camera phones.
Yeah, you heard me... you guys need another civil war - only this time between the left and the right instead of the North and the South.
Take your country back.
Oh, and btw... Heather... "three career officers"? What gave them away? Their humourless and Stasi-like approach to a benign situation, or their waistlines?
I am so tired of all you friggin liberal hippy douchebags. It is illegal to be naked in public, I don't care how unhung in the penis area you are, it is against the law. The police asked him many many times to put his clothes back on, but then you have all those damn hippies booing at the police and cheering the naked guy on. That is all it takes for the naked guy to start acting like a hot shot (that and possibly some drugs too). The police are here for a reason, yes some take advantage of their position, but the rest are just trying to do their jobs and don't need assholes booing and cursing at them in the background.
ReplyDeletedamn, this is what i get for hanging out in the beer garden most of the weekend. by the way, coachella needs to get a new sponsor next year, because even the smell of Heineken gives me a nasty taste in the back of my mouth now.
ReplyDeletei am surprised the police actually tried to negotiate with him. hell i am surprised the police were even there--i only saw three cops during coachella and they were all managing traffic. anyway, he needs to be arrested for thinking everyone wants to see his little boy peen.
Well Private, I guess I'm welcomed then!
ReplyDeleteFucking idiot LMAO
I think that knee-drop was done purposely. I counted 7 tasings (if that's what you call it) that were seen clearly. I was shocked he did it over the heart - twice, and the head and neck were brutal. Yes, he was on something, and no he should have known better than to fuck with the police, but man. What did cops do before tasers? I don't think people were shot (that much).
ReplyDeleteI wonder if tasers are making cops lazy.
They could have killed that guy. Google "taser" and "heart attack". The police were way out of line.
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