Carla Bruni Sarkozy Sex Tape Coming Soon

Paris police are going nuts today because burglars have stolen hundreds of highly "intimate" photos and film of Carla Bruni and her ex boyfriend Raphael Enthoven. According to the Paris police, Raphael's brother had been put in charge of all the photos and film and to keep it hidden so none of it would embarrass Carla or the French President. Umm. Here is an idea. If it is so damaging, and it certainly appears by the reaction of the police that it is, why wouldn't the items just have been destroyed? Why weren't they kept in the President's house so they wouldn't be available to a random thief?

I will tell you why. Because the President probably didn't know his wife was making naked movies. I'm sure he knew she was probably posing nude. I mean she was a model and so that was kind of standard for her in her job. So, you are probably saying to yourself, how do I know there is a sex tape? First, because the thieves knew exactly where the items were and exactly what to take and didn't take anything else. Second, when you are a woman who has posed nude countless times, how embarrassing can more nude pictures be to you or to the President? It wouldn't be any big deal. But, a sex tape or photos of her performing intimate acts, that would be potentially embarrassing.

"The thieves appeared to know exactly what they were looking for - taking highly intimate prints, a camera full of further images, videos, and numerous computer files. They broke into Mr Enthoven's flat in the sixth arrondissement on Sunday night, forcing open a window in the sitting room. Nobody was at home at the time, and nothing else was taken."

I'm guessing that Carla's ex was hiding them and hanging on to them until such time as he could sell them or make a deal with her for them or until the President left office. I also doubt the President knows anything about them. He does now.