Britney Spears Microphone Adventures #3
During the first few shows on this current Britney Spears tour, her microphone was left off completely. Either that or she didn't feel the need to say anything to anyone. First there was the infamous bit about certain parts of her anatomy which were hanging out which she shared with the arena. Then she told a Washington DC crowd, Merry Christmas a couple of weeks ago. This is becoming more and more fun to watch.
Everyone is making a big deal out of last night and her walking off the stage for about 48 minutes, and not the "brief pause" in the concert as reported by her own people. If your concert is only 90 minutes long, 48 minutes seems like more than a brief pause. I'm wondering how many cigarettes Britney smoked while she waited for the smoke to clear in Vancouver. I think she probably needs a little break. Instead it looks like her dad and her attorneys want to add lots more shows to the tour. They won't ask Britney of course. They will just tell her where to go and to follow their rules and to keep on making them money.
As long as I'm writing about Britney, Star Magazine says she and K-Fed are having sex all the time and that Kevin's girlfriend even caught them at it once. Of course other tabloids say Kevin and his girlfriend Victoria Prince are getting married. Honestly I don't believe the story. If he was having sex with Britney and Victoria, he wouldn't weight 700 pounds.
Britney certainly has c**ks on her mind though. Last night as she was walking off the stage, she said, "Don't smoke weed! Rock out with your c**ks out! Peace motherf**kers!" I think from now on they should leave her microphone on the entire time if she is going to come up with gems like that. In case you would like to read a review of the concert last night, the Vancouver Sun has a good one.
