Blaaaaaaaaaake Wants A Paternity Test

Now that the glow of impending fatherhood has washed over Blaaake and just left him a hangover, he has decided he wants a paternity test. If you will recall, a few weeks ago, Gilleen Morris said that she was 6 weeks pregnant with Blaaake's child which was a result of them having sex while in rehab. There has to be another few lines Amy can add to that rehab song now.

At the time Gilleen told Blaaaake she was pregnant he was happy and excited and couldn't wait to be a dad. Even though she had talked about getting an abortion, he supposedly talked her out of it. She already has two kids who don't live with her because of her various addictions which includes heroin and booze.

Now though I guess she is going to keep it, and you know that someone got through Blaaake's head and said, "umm. You know you are going to be paying a lot of that Amy divorce money to this woman." So, now Blaaake wants a paternity test because he doesn't think the baby is his. I mean, sure, it seems like there was a lot of sex going on in this rehab facility, but I just know this is going to be Blaake's child. You can already tell the love this child is going to get from both of the parents.

This is going to be a bigger mess than if Amy adopts a child. Actually no one in their right mind would let Amy adopt a child. They wouldn't let Blaaake or Gilleen adopt one either but they can have as many as they want. Scary thought.