You Just Have To Love News Of The World
I don't know how much money News Of The World pays to people for their stories, but it seems like every week since they released that Michael Phelps photo they have been trying to outdo themselves and this week I think they have. Unless you follow UK gossip or know who Atomic Kitten is or Brian McFadden, then you probably don't know who Kerry Katona is.
Who she is, is less important than the fact that News Of The World didn't mince words at all in their first paragraph when they said that Kerry is snorting life threatening mounds of coke everyday and that she binges on speed and other pills. I mean I am having trouble thinking of any other magazine in the world that just comes right out and says something so straight forward, especially in the UK where it is much easier to lose a lawsuit.
Apparently in the past few weeks Kerry and her latest husband have been on the verge of splitting up. There have been accusations that he basically took all her money for his own use and now she is bankrupt. Oh, and that he hasn't worked his taxi driver job since they met and that he cheats on her all the time. Apparently this is distressing to Kerry and is the reason she does the coke and the pills.
I wonder how she does so much coke with her four kids running around the house. Nice huh? According to the article she did 7 grams in one day. I'm guessing if she was doing that much coke she probably wasn't spending quality time with the kids.
You have to read the article just to actually read an article that doesn't try and spin things or be vague or imply. They just come right out and say she has a hole in her nose from snorting coke. I love it. Not the fact that she has a hole, but just the fact they say it, and they put it in BOLD capitalized letters.
Isn't she the one that was on some morning show several months ago slurring her speach and the hosts all but called her drunk?
ReplyDeleteOh yes. I know that when things go wrong in my life, I snort 7 grams of coke in a day. I mean, who could blame her?
ReplyDeleteIf only all the people losing their jobs and their homes would follow her lead and just snort coke to distract them from their stressful lives, the world would be a better place.
If she's really that broke how could she afford that much coke? Is she on the installment plan?
ReplyDeletefemale entertainers never learn. no wealthy MALE entertainer has a wife that has total access to his money.
ReplyDeleteshe should have had only one joint account with him or put his ass on an allowance.
Yeah, she's the slurring AM show girl. I understand her to be "the British Britney Spears" minus the parents who took the reins.
ReplyDeleteShe makes me ashamed to be English!
ReplyDeleteHer husband was her and her mother's (former?) drug dealer - it's how they met. Way to stay classy...
That woman has been on drugs most of her life (her mum gave her speed aged 12ish), she also has a big problem with alcohol. Her kids are therefore looked after by their paternal grandparents, and whatever nanny(s) she can keep around. They don't seem to see their mother unless it's photo-op time.
Disgusting trash that'll hopefully have the kiddies taken away soon.
I'd guess she uses benzos, which also causes that slurring.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who thinks she and Amy Sedaris were separated at birth?