I had just started to like Natalie Portman again. Seeing her walking her dog all the time and actually even cracking a smile had me thinking that, despite everything I had heard about her, I was going to start liking her. Strike all that now. According to Star, Sean Penn and Natalie Portman were seen making out on St. Patrick's Day at the Sunset Tower Hotel. This is not a hug or a peck, but full on making out. They also spent either 45 minutes together in the spa or in a hotel room as they were seen taking an elevator which only goes to one of those two locations. I supposed they could have enjoyed a nice quick mud mask and they were so enamored of the experience they decided to celebrate by making out.
See, the whole making out thing happened after this 45 minute period. I'm not surprised about Sean. Maybe it wasn't Natalie. Maybe they saw Sean with Lindsay Lohan. In the wrong light and from a distance, and if you ignore the constant sniffling they could possibly be mistaken for one another. I have to think that because if Natalie went willingly with Sean Penn and did what Star is implying they did in regards to sex, I would just be disgusted. The making out thing is for sure, so I am on the edge of being disgusted. It was St. Patrick's Day though. I mean, who among us hasn't had 8 too many green beers with Jager shots to wash it all down and then had some kind of Star Wars fantasy they wanted to play out.
So, does this answer a blind from a while back that we all thought was about Sean & Lindsay?
ReplyDeletewe all know Penn is scum, but what about these hollywood chicks fucking around with a very married with kids dude?
ReplyDeleteWRONG.
Can we throw up on her?
ReplyDeleteStar magazine usually being so believable and all.
ReplyDeletei am so disgusted i couldn't even read thru the entire post. peen is a tool, so i'm not surprised, but i am saddened that natalie has no standards.
ReplyDeleteIt'd take a helluva lot more than green beer and Jager shots to do him. Nat's an idiot.
ReplyDeleteRun, Robin, run.
There goes any respect I had for HER.
ReplyDeleteWhen will Robin leave this asswipe?
IF IT'S TRUE....SHE'S AN IDIOT!
ReplyDeleteHE'S A PIG...AND SHE WOULD BE JUST PLAIN STUPID.
I don't hold too much faith in Star magazine.
ReplyDeleteI am hoping this is a product of their vivid imaginations over there.
I don't/can't believe this would actually be true.
Let's hope it is the inaccuracy of Star magazine.
ReplyDeletePeen is rapidly becoming the King of All Douchbaggery. Really, even Sheen is looking better by comparison.
If it's true, Natalie isn't quite as bright as she tries to appear.
Can I throw up IN her?
ReplyDeleteyummers
You guys make is sound like this is a FACT and not a bullshit story from STAR, we know how reliable they are don't we?
ReplyDeleteSay what you will, but didn't the Enquirer get John Edwards right? So maybe the Star is right too. They are sort of the same, no?
ReplyDeleteIf it's true? Gross and grosser.
Um, maybe he was giving her acting lessons???? He is a great actor and she.....not so much.
ReplyDeleteWell, it's a theory.
Other than that, I don't care! ;-) I'm in Orlando on my way to San Juan for some soggy fun!!! (Johnny Depp and Aaron Eckhart are supposed to be filming that Hunter Thompson movie there, too....)
Bon voyage! If you run into Depp or Eckhart, give them a good grab for us. :)
ReplyDeleteIt does say the making out thing is for sure. Must have been witnessed by a few people. In any case I'm with Califblondy. It would take a lot more than green and jager shots for me to do him. He is a good actor, just a rotton husband.
ReplyDeleteI'm just curious to know how we know that "the making out thing is for sure". Is Star more reliable than I thought?
ReplyDeleteThere was a blind I think about Sean Penn and a starlet that everyone thought was Lindsay and then she just named dropped Sean in that article saying how her and Sean were trying to get Seth Grogan to do that project. How funny that Seth said no one had called him and made her look dumb. I remember thinking Sean must of promised the world to lindsay when he was high/drunk and wanting to get laid and she took it seriously. I can hear her now saying -but Sam, I had to sleep with him, he is putting me in his next movie.
ReplyDeleteI sure hope this isn't true. Natalie is such a cute girl to be with a jerk like Sean.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone see ET last night when they were interviewing that Preacher that was caught with a male prostitute. Swagger or Hagger can't remember his name. He now says he is straight LOL.
i'd take this story with a large grain of salt. i'd have to hear this from another source before i'd even come close to believing it.
ReplyDeleteNatalie does like the slovenly unwashed, she was with Devandra Bernhardt (aka: Charles Manson 1970s style lookalike) for almost a year.
ReplyDeleteI have a hard time believing this one though. She's always seemed a little more cultured than a make-out session in a bar.
Well, her career seems a bit stalled lately. Maybe a big scandal will bump her visibility up like it did with angelina jolie.
ReplyDeleteI assume that's why robin hasn't left him, to enable her to go to A-list events as his wife....oh, and maybe the kids too.
Fuck his great acting skills, and his Oscar, and the horse he rode in on. I won't be spending any more money on Sean Penn.
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean Natalie is the answer to yesterday's blind?
ReplyDeleteI sure hope this isn't true. Blohan I could totally see with him, but not this girl.
ReplyDeleteAssuming this is true (which I don't believe) the Star article implies she thought he'd broken it off with his wife (and tossed him away when she found he hadn't). Which would make her dumb, but not [insert horrid name here].
ReplyDeleteAww.. I wanna die right now! seriously? I hope this is just a gossip and it's not true. I mean he's a good actor and all that.. But not him! please! urg.
ReplyDeleteMolly Jenson
i don't really really find him to be as good an actor as he used to be, either, oscar or no.
ReplyDeleteand her? meh.
but i did wonder if she was the bulimic actress from the other blind. i know i'd barf if i had to eat with him!
JustJared is saying now it has an eyewitness refuting the Star item.
ReplyDelete“Natalie and (fellow Harvard grad) Rashida Jones were at the hotel for the after-party for I Love You, Man.Sean, Milk screenwriter Dustin Lance Black and two other pals happened to be at the same hotel for dinner. Natalie just joined them.”
jw12 - which BI from yesterday are you referring to? the bulemia?
ReplyDeleteMooshki:
ReplyDeleteOh, twist my arm will ya?!?!?
I hadn't even landed and I heard Clooney was skulking around the island as well.
Oh, my imagination just soars with the possibilities!!!!!!!!!
(Don't worry, I didn't forget my camera!!!!)
There isn't enough booze on the planet. You would need a whole bunch of antibiotics from being with that man.
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.........
ReplyDeleteI thought Penn would swing on the other branch for a while and start making out with some guys, seeming how Milk originally didn't have a gay sex scene, until Penn demanded it be put in to the movie.