If Rihanna is trying to show us that she is moving on from Chris Brown, I'm not sure any of us would have chosen Wilmer Valderrama for her. Now, I'm not saying they are dating, but according to The Mirror, the pair were spotted at Geisha House together last week. Wilmer owns some of Geisha House and so I'm sure he was ordering her whatever she wanted and acting like Mr. Big Shot. But, lets face it. When is the last time you saw Wilmer work, or be noticed for anything except for his willingness to f**k anything that walks. A guy who has been with Lindsay, Paris, Ashlee Simpson, and Mandy Moore would probably like to add Rihanna to his belt just for the publicity it would bring.
In the report I read there was none of that they only had eyes for each other garbage or the whole it's early but this could be the real thing nonsense. I hate reading that stuff. It treats us all like idiots. It's kind of like the Jennifer Aniston/John Mayer story today where it says they broke up because he loves to Twitter. Please. So, what? He can smoke pot with her all day, but can't take a few minutes to Twitter without her wanting to break up? That's the most ridiculous thing I have heard. Oh, except for Wilmer and Rihanna together. That would be ridiculous.
Considering what Rihanna has been through, Wilmer is way better. Lindsay's hand me down cooch critters included.
ReplyDeletei think it's probably a slow media day, and the tabloids are scraping the bottom of the barrel to see what they can come up w/. in fact, i wouldn't put it past wilmer to have been the one to notify the paps...
ReplyDeleteWilmer V. > Chris B. so I won't complain. As long as he doesn't kick her butt, Rihanna sleeping with a possible diseased has been is normal in Hollywierd.
ReplyDeleteOkay on a serious note this is a shame when Wilmer is a step up from where she's been.
ReplyDeleteIf she broke up with Chris Brown, that's a good thing. But maybe she should just stay single for a while?
ReplyDeleteI am hoping her and Chris are over and she is just out having fun.
ReplyDeleteAgree w Harriet - She needs to regain her dignity by showing some srength as an individual woman, not by jumping into a relationship (or the sac) with "Fez".
ReplyDeleteThe Mirror isn't a reliable source for anything.
ReplyDeleteDon't hate on the Wilmer - he voices the lead character in one of my two-year-old's favorite cartoons, "Handy Manny."
ReplyDeleteMake sure you use a condom girlfriend! Remember, everyone has been to that peen. Anything other than Chris Brown is an upgrade at this point. Maybe she'll aim a little higher with the next one. Obviously, Wilmer is the rebound bang. They never last. LOL
ReplyDeleteGee - I guess I don't know Wilmer's history. He does the voice on Handy Manny and I thought he was kind of hot. And if he doesn't beat the crap out of her, he is a huge step up.
ReplyDeleteAm thinking that he was simply being a good host. No big story here.
ReplyDeleteWilmer is a douchebag too! he talks smack about every chick he scores with like its a fucking game,
ReplyDeletenot what she needs.
do we really believe CB wasn't sleeping with anything that moved, too?
ReplyDeletei agree with the thought that (if this is true) wilmer would be a huge step up from a guy that on his way to killing her in the not too distant future.
Jax, when he bragged about taking Mandy Moore's virginity I wanted to track him down and spit on him. What a tool.
ReplyDeleteThis girl is just a big walking magnet for scummy men. She does NOT need WV if he is going to wreck her self-esteem.
ReplyDeleteShe needs to see a professional, she has some serious issues.
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