I will say Jessica Simpson because Tony looks like he is embarrassed to be seen with her. He always looks like he is hiding. If this not about a couple then I will say Lindsey Lohan and Chase. Sounds like her and Sam are on the outs again.
I was hoping it was Parisite and Rob P., but it sounds like she sunk her herp claws into him at some Oscar party. So I am going with Lilo and any marginally good-looking man in Hollywood.
Hmm...I'd only suggest LiLo and Chace because of it being a NY Daily News blind. However, it has been well documented (not really blind) that Chace has been trying to avoid Lindsey AND also the fact that Lindsey is still an actress (however bad and out of work she is) NOT a celebutard.... ...which leads me to my final vote of Paris and Robert Pattinson because she is (and ALWAYS will be) a celebutard, no matter her many efforts to be an actress/designer/singer, etc. Also, even though there were rumors that she cornered him at an Oscar after-party for an hour or so, she was in Tokyo while he was there doing press for Twilight...coulda happened there. He probably had enough of her a** in LA!
I see a need for clarification here. Originally "celebutard" was introduced as a portmanteau of celebrity, debutante and, uh, retard. It was designed to refer to certain group of publicity seekers with lots of parental (or grandparental)money, hence the u of debutante. Has this changed? Cause I'm not seeing Lilo as fitting that definition.
Finding his happy place, no doubt!
ReplyDeleteLilo. The object in question being Chase Crawford....
ReplyDeleteParis & Robert Pattinson
ReplyDeleteIt does sound like Lilo and Chase, but why would they make it a blind? I thought it was common knowledge now. :)
ReplyDeleteDee, sadly, R.Patz was actually accommodating to her when she was fawning over him. My opinion of him sank right through the floor.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he's learned his lesson. Doesn't take long with her.
ReplyDeleteI will say Jessica Simpson because Tony looks like he is embarrassed to be seen with her. He always looks like he is hiding. If this not about a couple then I will say Lindsey Lohan and Chase. Sounds like her and Sam are on the outs again.
ReplyDeleteTrue Mooshki... I did read about Lilo's obsession in the tabs, but not about Chase actively hiding from her which is even funnier :D
ReplyDeleteI can't find where I read it now, but someone who was at the party posted about him trying to avoid her - it was very funny.
ReplyDeleteParis and whichever douche she's with now.
ReplyDeletethis is soooooooo paris...altho that's a wee bit easy.
ReplyDeletehow about rumer? i'd hide too! (altho she has an alleged b/f).
Also, apparently he used to be pretty openly 'bi,' so it isn't just that she's the wrong sex to tempt him.
ReplyDeletePookie, Rumer Willis also chased after Chase and failed. I'm starting to really like this guy, LOL!
ReplyDeleteIt's also kinda sad for Sam.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, she must have known that 1)the relationship wouldn't last, and 2)Lilo's OBVIOUSLY not gay.
I was hoping it was Parisite and Rob P., but it sounds like she sunk her herp claws into him at some Oscar party. So I am going with Lilo and any marginally good-looking man in Hollywood.
ReplyDelete@Mooshki:
ReplyDeleteLilo & Chase -- the worst Disney animated film ever. :)
Lindsay Lohan and Chase Crawford...she totally stalks him! wooohoooo for stalking!!
ReplyDeleteLOL, DaveR!
ReplyDeleteChase fended off the Hohan twice!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.javno.com/en-celebrities/chase-crawford-turns-down-lindsay-lohan-for-dinner_235428
@Mooshki - if Lilo or Rumer had a penis, they might be more successful with Chace :>
ReplyDeletevery funny, daveR! :)
ReplyDeleteMooshki, omg, that's hilarious, i'd forgotten about that! *becoming chace fan* ;)
ReplyDeleteWTF??? Parasite was touching Rob Pattinson?!?!?!? You have GOT to be kidding...please say it is NOT true.
ReplyDeleteHmm...I'd only suggest LiLo and Chace because of it being a NY Daily News blind. However, it has been well documented (not really blind) that Chace has been trying to avoid Lindsey AND also the fact that Lindsey is still an actress (however bad and out of work she is) NOT a celebutard....
ReplyDelete...which leads me to my final vote of Paris and Robert Pattinson because she is (and ALWAYS will be) a celebutard, no matter her many efforts to be an actress/designer/singer, etc. Also, even though there were rumors that she cornered him at an Oscar after-party for an hour or so, she was in Tokyo while he was there doing press for Twilight...coulda happened there. He probably had enough of her a** in LA!
I see a need for clarification here. Originally "celebutard" was introduced as a portmanteau of celebrity, debutante and, uh, retard. It was designed to refer to certain group of publicity seekers with lots of parental (or grandparental)money, hence the u of debutante. Has this changed? Cause I'm not seeing Lilo as fitting that definition.
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