Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Kobe Bryant's Wife Is Not A Nice Person


I know there is a recession which is occurring throughout the world, unemployment is rising, and you may need a job. However, if a job opening becomes available at Kobe Bryant's house I would think about how much you value your dignity before accepting it.

Maria Jiminez formerly worked for the Bryant family. She is suing them for wrongful discharge, invasion of privacy, emotional distress and unpaid wages.

Many times you see suits by people in a situation like this and they are just suing because their former employers are rich and they figure they might as well see if they can grab on to the money train. In this case, if the facts are true she would actually collect the unpaid wages.

Anyway, although both Vanessa and Kobe are named in the suit, most of the wrath of Ms. Jiminez seems to be directed at Vanessa. Vanessa as you will recall has basically sold her soul for money at this point, and I think takes out all that frustration on her employees.

Vanessa allegedly "badgered, harassed and humiliated Maria by yelling and screaming at Maria and criticizing her in front of Kobe, the Bryant's children, employees and other people in the household."

But wait, it gets better. Apparently Maria didn't read the tag on a blouse that said dry clean only and so put it into the wash. The blouse cost $690, and so Vanessa was upset. I can understand that. What no one can understand is that to show Maria how much the blouse cost, and presumably teach her a lesson Vanessa made Maria stick her hand into a bag full of dog crap and retrieve the price tag from the blouse.

Yeah. Sounds like a fun place to work.


23 comments:

  1. ANOTHER BITCH...IS ANYONE REALLY SURPRISED...?

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  2. I've read a few stories about Vanessa and that she's got more than a few screws loose. Didn't she show up at one of her husband's games wearing some god awful purple tutu? Or is that some other baller's psycho wife?

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  3. Nouveau Riche.

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  4. Just goes to show that you can't buy class. What a cow...

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  5. jax, you took the words straight outta my mouth.

    she's typical new money. guess it still hasn't managed to buy her class.

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  6. Ew, ew, and ew. And her hair is naaaasty in that photo!

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  7. No wonder her man steps out on her. Those kids don't deserve to see that kind of behavior. Money can't buy everything, folks.

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  8. Anonymous10:46 AM

    She's creative in her assiness, I'll give her that much.

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  9. Is Maria young and cute?? just askin'.

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  10. I thought the same, Goodgrief.

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  11. She committed herself to him when she was 17 and still in highschool. All the girls that I grew up with who got married in highschool had serious issues, they just didn't have the money to make other people as miserable as this.

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  12. Yeah, for some enlightenment at to just HOW batshit crazy this woman is, read this article:

    http://www.usatoday.com/sports/basketball/nba/2008-05-27-vanessa-bryant-run-in_N.htm

    She's a piece of work.

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  13. While I have no doubt she is a crazy biotch, I just don't buy the whole dog poop story.

    It just seems too outlandish.

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  14. Kobe, get a fu ckin divorce, bro. I can only HOPE! you got an air tight pre-nup. Shouldn't married that HO! in the first place, kid. Everybody told you so. But, you just didn't (wanna) listen.

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  15. That's the reason they're still together, Brando. He didn't get a pre-nup (this was much buzzed about when they first got married) and now if he divorces her she is entitled to at least half.

    Vanessa is so bad though that I'd still tell him to get a divorce anyway. Kobe isn't exactly Nice Guy of the Year either, but this is one time where "it's cheaper to keep her" is just not worth it.

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  16. Anonymous1:17 PM

    Kobe and Vanessa deserve each other. One is the Nut the other the Screw LOL.

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  17. @ElsieFire I was just going to look for that article! I remember reading it and thinking what a horrible woman. I'm not surprised if all of this turns out to be true.

    Random story, right after the Kobe rape charges were brought, Kobe and Vanessa took a trip to Disneyland for obvious PR reasons. They had photographers with them and they were trying to look happy and not bothered by the whole rape thing. My aunt, who is pro-woman and known for being very extreme and opinionated, was so upset at seeing the two of them there acting like they were perfect screamed out loud, "RAPIST!!" Right by the Dumbo ride none the less. I've never heard silence fall over Fantasyland. They were obviously uncomfortable and got out of there as soon as possible.

    I was very embarrassed but at the same time, I've never liked Vanessa and she was showing off the "I'm sorry I cheated, raped a girl, and got caught" diamond ring Kobe bought her.

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  18. "One is the Nut the other the Screw"

    LOL!

    Mamao, I love your aunt! I also love how every time TMZ spots her with new bling, they speculate about what Kobe did this time.

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  19. mamao, i want to hang with your aunt, too! i am SO sick of him, i want to barf! the support he gets on the tube, like he walks on water....

    they deserve each other.

    i want to know which servant had to bag up and place the price tag INTO the dog crap!

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  20. Hahah thanks Mooshki and Bionic Bunny. She is a blast. You never know what is going to come out of her mouth. I love it.

    As for Kobe, my final thought on him is that he is incredibly lucky that he is a great player and did well the season the rape charges came out. Because if he sucked, everyone would have climbed on the guilty train. But since he plays basketball so well and had a good season, he was obviously innocent!

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  21. Anonymous12:01 PM

    STOP ALL THE HATE!!! WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT A MAID.

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  22. "STOP ALL THE HATE!!! WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT A MAID.

    She's a person you asshole! WTF is wrong with you?!

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  23. That little Mexican slut would be selling fruit on the expressway if she didn't marry Kobe. That maid should have pulled out the dog sh** and shoved it down her throat. She better not ever hire a black woman, she wouldn't want to go there with a sister.

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