I know the entire world is abuzz because Dina Lohan has her very own Twitter account. Not that Dina having a Twitter account is really buzz worthy, it is the fact that she doesn't understand the 140 character limit and so, every single message is cut off. I guess she thinks they must be like texts where they keep sending until all the characters are delivered. You would have thought that one of her 788 followers would have told her by now, but she appears to be oblivious to it.
It is also obvious from reading it, that her eldest daughter has learned more from her mom than just bad dye jobs and screwing everything up in your life. Apparently Dina has not had much formal education either. Anyway, that wasn't the reason I wrote. Like I said, most of you have already seen her account. If you haven't, you can click here, although she hasn't updated in a few days.
These are her most recent four messages. Take a deep breath.
# she has a WHITE CAR if you run into a bug it leaves a mark how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente
# oK I AM BAck but only because my blog was censored earlier and I did not get a chance to say that lindsay's car is fine it was a minor fende
# @D_Wild excuse me hon but if you knew michael and knew what he has PUT ME THROUGH and my FAMILY the past 22 years you would not agree with
# i had to step away i am TRYING to be more calm but when my daughter is SLANDERED like that so harshly i can't help but feel brokenhearted an
Now, if you do click over to her page for more pain, take a look at her profile photo. It looks just like the one above. I know you probably still can't read what she is holding. It isn't an award for career destroyer. Nope. It is that award she got last year for being the Mother Of The Year. Do you remember that? She could have chosen any photo in the entire world and she chose the one that makes us laugh the hardest. So, in addition to letting us laugh at her posts, she delivers the ultimate by giving us the picture where she was awarded mom of the year. I believe she beat out Casey Anthony for the top honors.
That is FUNNY! Every message cut off.
ReplyDeleteSo I followed a bunch of Twitter Trails from DiLo, and Spencer is following Anderson Cooper. I wonder why... ;)
ReplyDelete"Apparently Dina has not had much formal education either."
ReplyDeleteteehee. an education should be MORE important than fame or money. i feel so sorry for many of these young stars and their showbiz manager moms or dads.
Lindsey never had a chance given the hand she was dealt for parents.
ReplyDeleteWhat is the difference in Trash and Dina Lohan?
ReplyDeleteTrash gets picked up...
Why can they just go back to NJ or NY and just shut it? Sick of them and their "slander" attitude. Wonder how the Ronson family really feels about them? Samantha is in wayyy over her head (keep it clean!) with this girl How does she enjoy paying her way with her? Wonder which store bag she will be carrying with her today?
Years ago when Lindsay first started, I remember thinking what a nice-looking family. Cute kids, pretty Mom, handsome Dad. It was wasn't long until Michael got arrested for fighting at a family gathering and it's been downhill from there.
ReplyDeleteI'm sick of all of them.
lol actually EL, many people have tried to tell her about the 140 character limit. (Yeah I saw her Twitter a week ago I think, she was yelling at Michael K). She said Twitter and the media were trying to censor her, and she thought the 140 number that was going down, was the amount of time she had to post.
ReplyDeleteseriously how does this woman still have kids....
ReplyDeleteWhen I see her, all I can think is "bar star".
ReplyDeleteFAIL.
I'm sick of these crackheads, too.
ReplyDeleteno enty, as much of a tool as dina lohan is--and yes, she most definitely is--she's not a murderer like casey anthony.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Twitter kind of blows. I just found Eddie Izzard but when I try to follow people, I get the "fail whale".
ReplyDeleteShe is a very poor excuse for a mother & a Twitterer.
ReplyDeletewhy speak about her? is she famous?
ReplyDeleteno, not at all... she is a trainwreck. I just read her page and it is SAD. She is so dillusional, cannot handle bad press and it is surprising that she even lets these things get to her when it is not just going to stop simply because she repeatedly uses the word "haters"... Im doing the rambling run-on sentence now because that post/twit just stressed me out. Gotta go take a breather.
ReplyDeleteThis is just plain old sad. Pathetic. She's clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed, and then by picking that photo---Mother of the Year---she just accentuates how much she WISHES she were someone worthy of that award. Those girls never had a chance.
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud at her inability to grasp the 140-character issue, but it was sad seeing the "tweet" from her young son Cody, who didn't know where his mother was.
ReplyDeleteIs Anderson Cooper gonna guest with Kelly Ripa anytime soon? I'd just LOVE to hear him break this down!
I love MK! May the fighting continue for my own enjoyment :)
ReplyDeleteLove the comparison to Casey Anthony...that bitch needs to be strung up.
ReplyDeleteBARF!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteJust read some of her twitter...I was lmao @ 140 secs being 2 mins. Wow, she's an idiot.
ReplyDeleteOMG this woman is INSANE. And she is oh so stupid. Her twitter is like a car wreck in the middle of the highway during a blizzard. Even after she is told that there is a character limit, she just goes on and on and on, like the other cars that would keep crashing in the snowstorm. How do people with so few brain cells get so famous?
ReplyDeleteOMG i can't stop laughing at her!
ReplyDelete# i have heard from some people like @wendywings that tech support is not censoring me there is a "limit" well how come i type more but when i5:40 PM Mar 20th from web
# see it happened AGAIN did everyone see that? i have spent so much time typing heartfelt messages and it lets me when i post it they are shor5:41 PM Mar 20th from web
@dinalohan Just look at the number at the upper right hand side of the box. It will give you the number of letters remaining in your tweet!5:42 PM Mar 20th from web in reply to dinalohan
# @davidplundberg No i believe that is the two minute limit to type because when i start typing it counts down why would they regulate the amo5:43 PM Mar 20th from web in reply to daveindc
HOW CAN SOMEONE SO STUPID, BREED?!
@harriet:
ReplyDeleteOMG, eddie has twitter? i hate twitter, but for eddie, i may break the rules!
i agree, i've always felt lilo never stood a chance. i still think "parent trap" is cute (although maybe it's that whole dennis quaid thing), and i get pissed that people blame disney, not the parenting, for the self-destruction of both her and miley. but, hey. at least (hopefully) dina shouldn't be reproducing anymore.
OMG, stiffkittens, I just about died laughing. "Why would they regulate the amo" indeed!
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha! I'ma have to start following her now!
ReplyDeleteI told her and so did a billion other people, but then she called me I wasn't a true fan or something...I deleted it but maybe I should have kept it because it was hilarious. It obviously cut off too. hahaha
ReplyDeleteLOL Moosh - I think that's a question we're all asking...
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure it was admitted on ONTD that this was a fake account run by one of the mods there.
ReplyDeletemattchew is a funny guy!
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