Dina Lohan Wants You To Know She Is A Great Mom
I know the entire world is abuzz because Dina Lohan has her very own Twitter account. Not that Dina having a Twitter account is really buzz worthy, it is the fact that she doesn't understand the 140 character limit and so, every single message is cut off. I guess she thinks they must be like texts where they keep sending until all the characters are delivered. You would have thought that one of her 788 followers would have told her by now, but she appears to be oblivious to it.
It is also obvious from reading it, that her eldest daughter has learned more from her mom than just bad dye jobs and screwing everything up in your life. Apparently Dina has not had much formal education either. Anyway, that wasn't the reason I wrote. Like I said, most of you have already seen her account. If you haven't, you can click here, although she hasn't updated in a few days.
These are her most recent four messages. Take a deep breath.
# she has a WHITE CAR if you run into a bug it leaves a mark how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente
# oK I AM BAck but only because my blog was censored earlier and I did not get a chance to say that lindsay's car is fine it was a minor fende
# @D_Wild excuse me hon but if you knew michael and knew what he has PUT ME THROUGH and my FAMILY the past 22 years you would not agree with
# i had to step away i am TRYING to be more calm but when my daughter is SLANDERED like that so harshly i can't help but feel brokenhearted an
Now, if you do click over to her page for more pain, take a look at her profile photo. It looks just like the one above. I know you probably still can't read what she is holding. It isn't an award for career destroyer. Nope. It is that award she got last year for being the Mother Of The Year. Do you remember that? She could have chosen any photo in the entire world and she chose the one that makes us laugh the hardest. So, in addition to letting us laugh at her posts, she delivers the ultimate by giving us the picture where she was awarded mom of the year. I believe she beat out Casey Anthony for the top honors.
