Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which striker has been secretly engaging in tantric sex sessions with another woman behind his girlfriend's back?

The fella in question is promising his mistress lavish shopping sprees to keep her quiet...



13 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:14 AM

    Bragger = Piddy

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  2. Daniel Craig with me.

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  3. A footballer engaging in tantric sex? I doubt they have the patience.

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  4. Sorry, I don't know my soccer,except for Becks and Ronaldo.

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  5. there must be a brit equivalent to doody...well whaddaya know!

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  6. Footballer? Could be any of them to be honest, but given it's the Mirror and they're v London-centric, I'd say Jermain Defoe.

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  7. er, i didn't know what a striker was. i'll go back to dreaming.

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  8. Anonymous11:47 AM

    All of them.

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  9. At first I thought it was a member of that Christian heavy metal band from the 80's. But they spelled it with a "y". I can't believe I remember that. Anyway....Kanye West? Sting? I have no idea.

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  10. As it is, most of these soccer players get so much p***y that this blind isn't very surprising. What would be awesome is if it were referring to a member of Stryper (is that the band's name, Sporky?) because that would be sooo random.

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  11. Twunty, you know what, it might be Stryper because I remember they wore yellow and black stripes and looked like a bunch of hairy, gay bees! Nevermind....P.S. I love your screen name.

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  12. Thanks, sweetie. My boyfriend helped me pick it out. Is that good or bad? I can't decide...

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  13. Sporky - lol - I think that was Stryper?

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