Daily Mirror Blind Item
Which striker has been secretly engaging in tantric sex sessions with another woman behind his girlfriend's back?
The fella in question is promising his mistress lavish shopping sprees to keep her quiet...
Which striker has been secretly engaging in tantric sex sessions with another woman behind his girlfriend's back?
The fella in question is promising his mistress lavish shopping sprees to keep her quiet...
Posted by ent lawyer at 11:09 AM
Labels: Daily Mirror
Bragger = Piddy
ReplyDeleteDaniel Craig with me.
ReplyDeleteA footballer engaging in tantric sex? I doubt they have the patience.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I don't know my soccer,except for Becks and Ronaldo.
ReplyDeletethere must be a brit equivalent to doody...well whaddaya know!
ReplyDeleteFootballer? Could be any of them to be honest, but given it's the Mirror and they're v London-centric, I'd say Jermain Defoe.
ReplyDeleteer, i didn't know what a striker was. i'll go back to dreaming.
ReplyDeleteAll of them.
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought it was a member of that Christian heavy metal band from the 80's. But they spelled it with a "y". I can't believe I remember that. Anyway....Kanye West? Sting? I have no idea.
ReplyDeleteAs it is, most of these soccer players get so much p***y that this blind isn't very surprising. What would be awesome is if it were referring to a member of Stryper (is that the band's name, Sporky?) because that would be sooo random.
ReplyDeleteTwunty, you know what, it might be Stryper because I remember they wore yellow and black stripes and looked like a bunch of hairy, gay bees! Nevermind....P.S. I love your screen name.
ReplyDeleteThanks, sweetie. My boyfriend helped me pick it out. Is that good or bad? I can't decide...
ReplyDeleteSporky - lol - I think that was Stryper?
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