Could Someone Please Move The Clock Forward To 15 Minutes
In other news about people who shouldn't matter, but somehow are still around, Audrina Patridge is leaving The Hills at the end of the season. Apparently she thinks she is a huge star and deserves her very own show. No more sharing the spotlight for Audrina. She wants some of that Whitney Port fame. Who? Exactly. Just because you get your own show doesn't make you more famous. Audrina has signed a deal with Survivor and Apprentice creator Mark Burnett and he plans on working his reality magic on Audrina. He is pitching a show based on following her around. Great. We can watch her get bit parts on a bunch of shows and cringe when she tells us how she is taking acting classes to better master her craft.
Speaking of making a deal with Satan, Heidi Montag somehow convinced Cathy Dennis to give her some songs for Heidi's new album. If you are not familiar with Cathy, she wrote I Kissed A Girl, and Toxic among others and all I can do is hope that Cathy is giving Heidi songs that everyone else rejected. I really need Heidi to go away and anyone else from The Hills. I just can't imagine there are this many people in the world who are fans of Heidi or Audrina or anyone else from The Hills. I understand if you like the show. I really do understand. I just don't understand how anyone can think the stars of the show have some kind of talent that deserves really high paychecks and making mountains of money.
