Page Six would have you believe that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are on the rocks and they are headed for a gloom and doom divorce because Pete is always out and Ashlee is always at home. Then, in the very next sentence they say the couple is in Australia together without Brooklyn Jungle Book who is apparently staying with Joe Simpson who is teaching Brooklyn how to look down women's shirts without getting caught, and using Aunt Jessica as an example.
I just don't see the couple breaking up. I think Pete put Joe in his place and doesn't take any crap from him. I think Ashlee works whenever she can, which is not much because, really, would you hire her for anything. Whatever weird kinky stuff Pete does, it seems Ashlee approves so they are all good there.
Of course, tomorrow they will probably break up and I will look like an idiot. I do admit that it is fun to speculate about what would happen if they do. Oh, and then Tony could break up with Jessica and the two could go on tour together and People could write a cover story about heartbreak for the sisters and how they are coping and moving on. For my other great speculation today, I think that if Jessica and Tony break up, that John Mayer will take another shot at her. John and Pete love all over each other all the time, so it wouldn't shock me if John made a call to Jessica. It would get him lots of publicity again.
I think this is bull, too. When you see them out together, they are very relaxed and affectionate.
ReplyDelete"I think Ashlee works whenever she can, which is not much because, really, would you hire her for anything."
You've already blocked the Melrose reboot from your mind, haven't you Enty? ;)
Tony and Jessica are still together? Wow. Anyway, I think Pete is so incredibly fug. If they break up, it wouldn't surprise me if he hooked up with Mayer. Those two seem to make more sense to me.
ReplyDeleteI definately think a John and Jessica hookup would make sense for several reasons. For the Simpson's 'the family that screws each other, stays together'.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure any baby looks at Jessica's double Ds with food-crazed desire.
ReplyDeletethose two look like brother & sister.
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ReplyDeleteWentz's band has been on tour in Europe and Asia anyway. I guess that counts as "out" but it's not like that means he's been hitting the clubs and leaving her at home with the baby.
ReplyDeleteI think its all bull.
ReplyDeletea lot of FOB fans are actually hoping for a break up, they're honestly one of the weirdest couples around. and ashlee has been doing her fair share of going out, she just doesn't get caught because that would make her a "bad mother". it wouldn't surprise me if he did divorce her soon though, her priorities really have nothing to do with the baby
ReplyDeleteDoes it make me a bad person that i could care less about these 2 ?
ReplyDeletei'm too busy loling @ "Brooklyn Jungle Book" to make it thru the entire post. teehee.
ReplyDeletewhatever happened to the mother?
ReplyDeleteMrs. Simpson seems to have vanished.
funny?
ReplyDeleteI'm calling bs on this too.
ReplyDeleteAnother story, I hosted Pete and the lead singer for a panel at the company I work for. This was right before the baby was born. I really didn't have any interest in them but I thought it was adorable how Pete would always reference his wife and the future baby. He talked about them with such genuine excitement that afterwards all the haters at my work, (myself included), couldn't help but think he was so sweet and that their love for one another was real.
Then again, they say a baby changes everything. But he sounded so in love I hope that's not the case.
Sporky, I thought he was fug too! But in person, he is very cute and I could see what all the hype was about... even though I tried really hard not too :)
It's better if they stay together - keep the fug all in one place.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine if they broke up and dated people more famous than themselves? They already get way too much pap/publicity attention as it is!
(They do seem very sweet on each other, though. My one nice comment of the day)..
Pookie, same here..."Brooklyn Jungle Book"!!! lol
ReplyDelete"It's better if they stay together - keep the fug all in one place."
ReplyDeleteExactly. They're both kind of wretched, so they make a perfect couple.
Pete Wentz is more talented and smarter, especially when it comes to business, than Ashley ... pretty much is cooler too (although he lost a lot of street cred by hooking up with the Simpsons) ... prob won't last another year.
ReplyDeleteshe can come cry on my shoulder tho ... EITHER SIMPSON DAUGHTER!!!
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