I'm trying to think if I could suffer through five years of marriage to Anne Heche for $1.2M. It depends on how much I could drink I guess. Anne Heche and her former husband Coley Laffoon finally settled on how much money Anne was going to have to pay to make the whole thing come to an end. Coley gets a $500,000 lump sum payment and another $700K which is his share of the community property. Anne gets to keep her multi-million dollar house which she will probably lose in her next divorce. No, I'm not hoping she will get divorced, I just know the odds are really, really good. Of course she needs to get married for that to happen, and I don't think he current boyfriend is any rush to make that happen.
In what was a surprise to me, Coley and Anne did agree to a 50/50 custody for their 7 year old son Homer. I think Homer had been living with Coley full-time during this entire proceeding and despite the 50/50 custody arrangement, I'm guessing that Anne probably is not going to get 50/50 when it comes to visitation. Would you want to spend 50% of the time with Anne? Of course we don't know what Homer thinks about it. He might really want to spend that much time with her.