US Weekly Goes Out On A Limb
How is this for breaking news? US Weekly has decided to go ahead and say that Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia broke up and that it happened within the last week. Wow. Really? And what gave you that f**king clue? Oh, was it the fact that Jesse McCartney and Hayden were practically having sex in a public place and that it was reported in every corner of the globe? Would that have been bad enough to cause the split? Well, maybe not. I mean the next day Jesse was rubbing the leg of Paris Hilton like a horny dog so one is guessing that he and Hayden just were having a bar hookup.
Plus, I mean Milo is not exactly getting younger. What are the odds of him dating another teenager at his age? OK, well forget I said that. He is on television. If he were a normal 30 something year old guy the only way he would be getting a teenager is if he paid for it.
US Weekly quotes a source who doesn't even mention all the making out Hayden did or that Milo is a complete ass and instead says it was "a lifestyle conflict." To me that is a bad choice of words because then it sounds like Milo was ready to engage in orgies, buy a gold necklace and add to his considerable chest hair while dancing to the grooves of his 8 track player.
Oh, and for this breathtaking news work, US Weekly claims an exclusive.
LOL, you're in fine form this morning, Enty! Looks like whichever hangover cure you picked from all the great suggestions worked!
ReplyDeleteyup...that whole "lifestyle choice" comment threw me for a loop too. i thought for sure it meant one of them was coming out of the closet.
ReplyDeletemissed you enty! don't ever leave us again.
I figured "lifestyle conflict" meant her not-so-newfound lifestyle of a club slut conflicted with his settling-down-and-having-lots-of-babies lifestyle. Or maybe not (I could be wrong about his, but I have a feeling I'm pretty close to the mark on hers...)
ReplyDeleteKellyLynn, that's what I heard too - she's into the Hollywood party scene, and he's into the sitting-at-home-being-a-dick scene.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I hope Hayden manages to keep a good balance in her life. So far she doesn't seem to be partying any harder than any other young woman of her age. I don't want her to be another LiLo.
ReplyDeletewell she's already being photoed partying with Ebola......so its already over for her LOL
ReplyDeletewho cares?
ReplyDeletewhat's with this clown's mouth? he looks like he's had a stroke.
ReplyDeleteyey enty! you ARE on fire...
ReplyDeletei hope they did break up. he was way too old for her, and i blame him for her downward slide (well, him and her parents for letting her date him). maybe he's a nice guy, but the age diff is just creepy.
ReplyDeleteand she's STILL too young for the bar scene even if hollywood allows it.
Uhm Nancer, he did have a stroke or palsy, as a kid.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Bell's Palsy...affects the muscles on one side of the face...former Canadian Jean Chretien has it, and so does the woman who play's Claire's mom on Heroes.
ReplyDeleteFormer Canadian Jean Chretien. Sounds like he's been banished from Canada, LOL!
ReplyDeleteMy supervisor has it. For her, it comes and goes. It happens usually because of stress or if she feels exhausted.
I think "lifestyle conflict" fits. It's a good euphemism for "she's way too young for him".
Somewhere in the US of A, Alexis Bledel is laughing her ass off.
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