Today's Blind Items
Been awhile since I did a rock star one. This now married B+ rock star and father with A+ name recognition had a very weird crab obsession. No, not the eating kind. Seems that whenever he went on the road and decided to have some groupie sex, the women he decided to be with had to be completely shaved because he was paranoid about crabs. If she wasn't, she had to right then. Seems he had been the recipient of the infestation not once, but twice and had to do some explaining when he got home from the road.
Eddie Van Halen? Or The poodle head who took over after David Lee Roth was booted.
ReplyDeleteI remember now, Sammy Hagar!
ReplyDeleteEddie Van Halen is not married with Bertinelli (however you spell her name).
ReplyDeleteGavin Rossdale?
ReplyDeletei believe Suzanne has a good gess!
ReplyDeleteIs Rossdale really B-list though? If it is, it's certainly not through his own terrible band.
ReplyDeleteSlash maybe?
What about Chris Cornell? Married with kids. Used to be in Soundgarden and Audioslave... A+ name recognition. Kinda fell below the radar after he left Audioslave but will release his third solo album this year. And was on the road last year and before that with Audioslave.
ReplyDeleteI like that guess paulealex!
ReplyDeleteHave U seen Eddy van Halen lately? Id be surprised he could still er.. umm.. rise to the occasion.
ReplyDeleteI would love it to be Pete Wentz, but I can't really make him fit, except for the father part.
ReplyDeleteJoe Simpson would love it!
I like the Slash guess and that wife of his looks like she wouldn't be afraid to cut a bitch if she found out.
ReplyDeleteNot a lot of clues to go on here. I too thought of Gavin Rossdale because his name recognition is higher than it should be only because of who he is married to. I rejected this guess because I don't think he is into girl groupies. Marilyn has implied that he still likes trannys and there was a blind not too long ago about him picking up trannys at the clubs.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Slash only because I'm getting a funny visual of him shaving a groupie.
I dunno about Slash... she famously said that she would castrate him if he ever cheated. And she is one mean looking woman... I would be affraid of her too!!
ReplyDeleteWhat about that country singer that recently got married? He hosts that Gone Country show on CMT?
ReplyDeleteCould Keith Urban be considered a "rock" star? His music is country-rockish...
ReplyDeletethis is SO COMPLETELY off topic, and I apologize, but have you seen this story of the baby that was thrown out in the trash ALIVE?
ReplyDeleteThis story just made me sick.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,488644,00.html
Slash's wife is AWESOME and HOT. And I do not doubt for one second that she would carry out that promise. Can't keep a good woman down! *L*
ReplyDeleteI think it's Gavin Rossdale too.
that story makes me so sad. i hate reading about stuff like that.
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ReplyDeletegotta be slash.
ReplyDeleteI like the Slash guess.
ReplyDeleteJon Bon Jovi. So easy.
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but the 'now married' part sounds like the marriage is fairly new. i consider bon jovi an A rock star---not B+.
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ReplyDeleteslash isn't a famous rockstar father! iyet didn't know he 's father! if he's not gavin rossdale famous to be father,he could be Seal!
ReplyDeletePete Wentz would have been a good guess had it not been for the term "rockstar". That guys' band has got NOTHING to do with "rock". They just suck.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Mr Gwyneth Paltrow.
ReplyDeleteageed Harriet--that is why I couldn't make it fit!
ReplyDeleteChris Martin from Coldplay
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking "been awhile" is a clue. Only thing I could come up with was Staind (well, that and Britney Spears :).
ReplyDeleteNone of those guys are a-list name recognition, nor would I call Staind b-list.
Scott Stapp.
ReplyDeleteHave you guys read Slash's autobiography? If this was him, I think he'd have no problem owning up to it.
ReplyDeleteAgreed Laurie, he admits to some pretty dirty stuff in that book...*L*
ReplyDeleteRor - WOW!
ReplyDeleteI'm pro-choice - but if that story is true, its nothing but murder and they should face the consequences. If a baby can breathe, it has a right to live.
My god, having an abortion at that stage is horrific enough without going through that. I hope the would-be mother is getting free unlimited therapy for this.
One of those unwashed Motley Cruetards perhaps?
ReplyDeleteOf course, they'd probably pick out the crabs, dip them in melted butter and eat them! I guess that's hardly a fetish worthy of The Crue. They've been through so much, so long that they prolly spent last tour trolling the crowd for women with colostomy bags to hump; or small Vietnamese boys or something equally befitting their age and socioeconomic status.
Then again...is Choad Kruger from Nickelbag married? Not that a crab would get anywhere NEAR his ugly mug. I don't care if he sings like the love child of Mariah Carey and Pavoratti...dude's fugly as muleshit!
Kind of like those gross 3 Door Down guys.
Total homos. ;-)
Slash? No way. His wife would fuck him up and I believe she travels with him a whole lot too.
ReplyDeleteI like the Jon Bon Jovi guess. He's very on the down low about his screwing around....even before he had kids. He fits the whole deal. He also is rumored to use two condoms to be "extra safe". If it's not him, I would totally say it's Pete Wentz.
Ror, I read that earlier and can't stop thinking about it. IMO, the person(s) responsible should be tried for murder. (Not the mother as she had already been on the fence about her decision).
ReplyDeleteAs for a guess on this one, I'm with Amster and MontannaMarriott - Chris Martin.
Going on Hmmmmmm's guess-Is Nikki Sixx still married?
ReplyDeleteAlthough pubic lice would've been about the tamest thing he encountered in the old days..
What about that "Rock of Love" has-been?
ReplyDeleteI immediately thought Pete Wentz, but Chris Martin might just be it...
ReplyDeleteP.S. The "Rock of Love" has-been ain't married, but he's probably been infested with crabs for years.
i was going to say Gavin Rossdale, but i love the Chris Cornell guess! tossup!
ReplyDeletethis is so broad thgat im guessin "been a while" is a clue and guess its aaron from Staind
ReplyDeleteAll the past tense stuff - "had a very weird crab..." and "whenever he went on the road" -- makes me think this guy doesn't tour any more.
ReplyDeleteWhich makes me agree with the Jon Bon Jovi guess.
I'd shave my eyebrows for Chris Cornell :)
ReplyDeleteActually, rumor has it that "the Rock of Love has been" (Bret Michaels of Poison) has been married for years, to the mother of his two children....
ReplyDeleteSteven Tyler? Father of Liv- so that takes care of the father part. Don't know if he's married though...? A+...
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Bill Wyman, in the 80s he was married to Mandy Smith, a model, whom he met when she was 14. They're divorced, but he remarried. She later told the story that he gave her crabs, but tried to blame it on her 2ndhands jeans she bought.
ReplyDeleteplease. Slash's wife probably gave him the crabs several times. Many of these rockstar's wives have, I'm sure. Look at Brett Michaels. Yuck.
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