That's How Accidents Happen
As a guy I can certainly appreciate the attraction of a stripper pole in the house. You and your special someone can use it to spice up the sex life, get a work out or even hook up a basketball hoop to it. Whatever works for you. What will make it instantly come down is coming in one day and finding your mother trying to use it. Yeah. After that it was only used to wrap Christmas lights around during parties and at the holidays.
Anyway, enough of the past and reasons why I see a therapist. Instead lets talk about a new report in US Weekly that says Kate Hudson had a stripper pole installed in her bathroom. Kate is no stranger to stripper poles. You might think I am going to make a joke here, but she actually has had one for a very long time and even has suffered injuries from her use of them. Seriously. There was a leg muscle pull and some pole burn she suffered while using it for Chris Robinson back in the day.
Anyway, I am wondering if installing a metal pole in a bathroom is the best decision ever. Now, I understand that Kate's bathroom is probably more like the size of a bedroom to an everyday person, but it seems to me that it would still tend to get wet and slippery from steam or Vaseline or what have you and would inevitably lead to some spectacular accidents and injuries. All I'm saying is that most accidents happen in the home and this doesn't seem like a good way to prevent them. Do you really need a pole in your bedroom and bathroom? Are you sitting on the toilet and then suddenly you get a great idea for a move and you can walk the extra 15 feet into your bedroom? Is it for the other person to watch you while they are brushing their teeth or keeping them entertained while they are shaving? Tired of watching television while taking a bath and decided to hire some strippers to entertain you instead?
