Ted C Blind Item
Brain-Fry Noodlestein's completely brilliant at what he does—or rather, did. Dude's throwing it all away—friends, family, well-respected career—'cause he's hooked on the hard stuff. Much harder stuff than Smokey Shooter would ever consider.
Heroin, babes. And lots of it.
Think the well-worn veins of lascivious ladies Fake à La Ferocity and Morgan Mayhem have the hard drug market cornered in H'wood? Please, Brain-Fry's beating them at their own miserable game, and he's barely even trying. But his buds sure as hell are:
BFN's best amigos, understandably, are up all night either worrying about their depressed friend or following his every move, just in case he hits even lower—an overdose? Jail time?
It's all a likely possibility with Noodle's don't-give-a-damn behavior. They thought they'd already seen him at his worst (professionally, at least, as did many others). But it was nothing compared to seeing Brain-F injecting H right in front of 'em, which is now a matter, of course, for the iconoclast dude.
Makes us seriously suspect how much these so-called friends care about Brainy's livelihood—or life—when they could easily nab the drugs out of his shaky hands. But knowing BFN, he'd just find it through some other fame hanger-on who doesn't give an ef. God knows there are enough of those in T-town to go around.
Brain-Fry really should know better, as he's seen this stuff happen before. Which is prolly what made him so depressed to begin with. Britney's public meltdown is just gonna seem like a hissy fit by the time B.F.'s done self-destructing. Believe us on this one.
And It Ain't: Billy Bob Thornton, Jared Leto, Kanye West
Totally Joaquin Phoenix
ReplyDeleteJoaquin Phoenix
ReplyDeleteMeep. Joaquin for sure.
ReplyDeleteI also got to say Joaquin. It's a shame he didn't learn from what happened to River.
ReplyDeleteI also got to say Joaquin. It's a shame he didn't learn from what happened to River.
ReplyDeleteWell, if this is really true about Joaquin, it's pretty disgusting that his brother-in-law is filming his self-distruction. I really thought it was all a joke.
ReplyDeleteAnd Ben Stiller thinks this is funny? It's just sad to me.
ReplyDeleteI don't blame the friends or anybody else, the guy has got to help himself.
This is Joaquin, and it's very sad.
ReplyDeleteWho else could it be, besides Joaquin? He's having a VERY public downward spiral, way worse that Britney (IMO) - and I don't think we've seen the last of it. We probably won't see the last of it until the day they find him dead. That's very sad, he's a brilliant actor. Love him in everything I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteIt's sad to say, but completely Joaquin Phoenix.
ReplyDeletewhat about robert downey jr? RDJ? BFN? three letters? i just thought rdj right away... does it fit?
ReplyDeleteRDJ isn't throwing his career away at the moment and he's working hard.
ReplyDeleteJoaquin fits the clues. iconoclast dude, seen this stuff happen before, public meltdown.
Owen Wilson doesn't fit either. He's got people trying to protect him from drugs if not from Kate Husdon.
It's Joaquin. Bye Good.
Would this be related to the blind we just had about the actor seeing spiders everywhere? Not sure if Walk the Line made JP an A actor or not, but I would say B+ with A++ recognition for all the recent publicity would not be unreasonable
ReplyDeleteI've never guessed a B.I. correctly before but this one really seems obvious. Joaquin hands downs.
ReplyDeletethat was easy.
ReplyDeleteremember when he used to go by Leaf back in the Parenthood days?
ReplyDeletehe was brilliant even then. what a waste.....
I thought the general school of thought was that Joaquin was faking his behavior for the Affleck documentary.
ReplyDelete"Brain-Fry really should know better, as he's seen this stuff happen before. Which is prolly what made him so depressed to begin with." Joaquin was with River when he overdosed and passed away.
ReplyDeleteI think the fact that he tells people he's faking all of this makes it easier for them to rationalize not stepping in. How do you tell the difference between the pretend crazy and the real crazy?
ReplyDeleteFYI, it could be a musician as well, just says he brilliant at what he does, doesn;t say what that is.
ReplyDeleteWah Keen Feenix.
ReplyDeleteBeyond a shadow of a doubt, I think....
How sad for Joaquin.
ReplyDeleteEnty, Please, I beg of you, stop publishing Ted. C's blinds. They are positively painful to read. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteI agree that it's Joaquin-notice that 2 of the "And It Ain't"s are actors that are also musicians...something JP is now claiming to be.
ReplyDeletevery sad but definitely has to be joaquin. especially because he HAS seen it before so close to home.
ReplyDeleteso is this the real reason casey affleck's following him around?
capitol hill, if they're painful to read, why not skip over them? some of us appreciate that enty is posting them here.
ReplyDeleteCasey Affleck is married to Joaquin's sister.
ReplyDeleteJoaquin held River in his arms on the street while he overdosed and died.
sad.
ha! take your own advice then.
stfu jackass.
ReplyDeleteKeanu Reeves was there when River Phoenix died. He looks terrible. He used to fancy himself a musician. I can't remember band name...something dog? Dog run?
ReplyDeleteJoaquin isn't really a musician, is he? And he's awfully chubby to be on lots of heroin.
reading comprehension 101: i don't read enty's posts that don't interest me, so once again, stfu shit stirrer.
ReplyDeleteSo sad....agree it is Joaquin he was great at acting
ReplyDeleteYeah, but was Joaquin's acting considered "brilliant" or a "well-respected career". It makes me think it's someone older.
ReplyDeleteMan-bawana & jagerlilly had to go & make good points, & now I'm not so sure. I immediately thought Joaquin b/c of his public downward spiral, but I think bawana is onto something w/ Keanu. Didn't Enty (or maybe I read it somewhere else) mention how skinny Keanu has gotten as of late?
ReplyDeleteWhere is his mother? She's very young, maybe 60ish. And he has 3 sisters. Why aren't they beating the crap out of him for this. He's also been in rehab before, so I don't think Joaquin would hesitate to go back. I thought his Bye Bood was like Spinal Tap.
ReplyDeleteJonathan Rhys Meyers is back in rehab for the 4th time. Is it him?
ReplyDeleteJoaquin Phoenix is a brilliant guess.
ReplyDeleteAt very first thought was Owen Wilson even though Joachin seems so obvious.
ReplyDeleteBawana--Keanu's band is/was called Dog Star, I believe.
Molly--are you telling Ted C. to stfu or someone else? Being nosy here, but wondering what I/we missed...
Selena, all you missed is another playground fight. ;)
ReplyDeleteselena, no, i like ted.
ReplyDeletemooshki, myob, dear.
yellow rose, i think based on the first part, it has to be j.p.
Brain-Fry Noodlestein's completely brilliant at what he does—or rather, did.
i think that refers to him quitting acting.
for me ,this blind item is totally about Joaquin Phoenix but the yesterday blind item (invisible spiders)was Keanu Reeves .I hesitate between Phoenix and Reeves! it' s too sad! i hope some one's going to help him!
ReplyDeleteBritney's public meltdown is just gonna seem like a hissy fit by the time B.F.'s done self-destructing. Believe us on this one.
ReplyDeleteI dunno. Smacks of someone higher up the A list or at least more surprising. By now, everyone thinks JP is crazy or on drugs at this point so what's so surprising about that? I'm gunning that this is written to sound like JP but actually someone else.
Plus....In the scheme of things, is JP really an iconoclast dude?
Has Keanu watched someone close go through drug issues though (and it would need to be publicly for Ted to use it as a clue)?
ReplyDeleteThat's terrible! My husband's best friend OD'd on heroin and died.
ReplyDeleteConductor .. one ticket for the Joaquin Phoenix Express, please. The whole "BFN's best amigos, understandably, are up all night either worrying about their depressed friend or following his every move" would certainly explain why Casey seems ever-present these days.
ReplyDeleteVery sad, regardless of whom it might be.
Molly, I was just answering a question. I really have tried hard to live and let live, but since we're unsheathing the claws, it's pretty hypocritical of you to say "i don't read enty's posts that don't interest me" when you have complained about his posts so many times in the past yourself. :(
ReplyDeleteyea, and so have other people, so get on their asses for a change and tell your pitbull friend to fuck off, won't you?
ReplyDeleteif you can't see the difference in what i post versus people reading something and saying, "enty don't post this anymore because it's painful for me to read" than you too, need to take a reading comprehension class.
and yes, while the claws are out, let me add that you should quit defending someone on here when you've written me personally saying something altogether different. talk about hypocritical. i've tolerated that from you all this time, but no more.
and hey, whatever happened to ignoring the people we don't like here? i do that all the time yet some of you can't restrain yourselves when it comes to bitching me out. save the admonishments for your own stupid ass blogs, you don't run this one.
i'm sorry, but i'm not convinced of this whole joaquin thing. i watched the david letterman interview and it's so obvious that the guy's just playing a rather elaborate hoax, you can see it in his face. i'm definitely jumping on the keanu bandwagon.
ReplyDeleteKeanu was good friends with River Phoenix before his death. Then Keanu's babymama became a drug/alcohol fiend after their baby died. The Matrix and Speed were HUGE in their time, I think bigger than anything Joaquin has ever been in.
ReplyDeleteNo, Molly, I don't run this blog, Enty does, and he's obviously team Jax. It's pretty fucking rude to be nasty to one of his friends when you're a guest at his house. When I emailed you, I was trying to say I didn't like the fighting, no matter who it came from, and that was true. But Jax is snarky bitchy, and you're mean bitchy. There's a big difference. How have you not gotten the point that the reason so many people bitch you out is because YOU'RE the problem. Even when you're not being nasty, you're usually dumb, which I guess is the reason you don't get why we have such a problem with you. I know there are people here who are on your side, and my opinion isn't any more valid than any of theirs or yours, but it's clear what Enty's opinion is, which is that he liked, trusted and respected Jax enough to tell her his secret identity. If you don't get why she's special, that's your problem, and your loss.
ReplyDeleteI know it has been egotistical of me to assume the roll of CDaN peacekeeper, and I worried about that for a while, but then I realized I was just been being myself, and that's all I can be. And another part of being myself is that I have a point at which I stop trying to be mature, and clearly I've reached that point. So nya nya nya plbptt! And apologies to anyone else who stumbles across what I think I very accurately called our "playground fight."
Oh for FUCK'S SAKE why don't you two bitches get off of Molly's back already? She calmly made a comment to a poster and Jax OF COURSE has to make a comment to her and YOU OF COURSE have to jump in. Lay the fuck off already. I'm getting sick of the disturbances you both cause.
ReplyDeleteNot long ago, Molly tried to answer a question Jax asked and had her shit jumped on. Jax made the statement that she wasn't talking to Molly and that Molly shouldn't engage her. Well why are there two sets of rules here? Why is Jax allowed to say whatever she wants and Molly isn't even allowed to defend herself?
Mooshki, knock the fucking bullshit off. I don't know who emailed who what but at this point it's become more than clear, and you've admitted it yourself, that you're biased because Jax is a friend. And that's why you double team the only one Jax ever shits on here - Molly.
Knock the mean girls routine off - the two of you. You both suck.
And my god, do NOT pretend you're the peacekeeper when you only correct ONE PERSON and it's NEVER the person who STARTS the BULLSHIT!!!
FUCK OFF ALREADY, little miss perfect. You're nothing but her lapdog and why you embrace that role tells me you're as fucked up as Jax is.
Thanks for the compliment, Anon. :)
ReplyDeleteJonathan Rhys Meyers has the right number of syllables (a rumored trait of Ted C.'s blind items) while Joaquin Phoenix is one short. Also, from IMDB it looks like JRM's mother died at 50 in late 2007 shortly before one of his previous rehad stints.
ReplyDeletelook sweetheart, i wasn't being mean when i posted my comment above and in fact, it was far less harsh than things you two have posted to people when you think they're saying anything negative about enty.
ReplyDeletesecondly, i'm not the one stalking anyone here the way you two are. i've done a good job of ignoring jax but she just can't ignore me. she's fucking obsessed with me. it's clear you'll never see that because your head is so far up her ass you can't see anything, but that's the way it is. when she writes her little passive aggressive digs, i'm going to kick her ass and if you think that's mean you're fucking loony.
anon, you nailed it! it's the two of them dumping on me every few weeks, but i think so poorly of both of them, it doesn't really matter. i won't be manipulated by these bitches. jax needs meds and is angry at the world and mooshki needs to be liked and thinks being jax' lap dog makes her more popular. they're perfect for one another.
"she's fucking obsessed with me."
ReplyDeleteHee! "Mean Girls" flashback! And Molly, you're on a different side of that reference than you think you are.
Are you seriously complaining about us being passionate about sticking up for Enty? Seriously?
Arf!
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ReplyDeleteLOL people who are too stupid to have any other defense often resort to the "you're so obsessed with me" comment. If Jax is so obsessed with Molly, then how come its MOLLY going to Jax's blogs to complain about her? Hm?
ReplyDeleteMolly, there is an entire FACEBOOK GROUP DEDICATED TO HOW STUPID AND UNLIKED YOU ARE. Does that get it through your head? I don't see that for any other single person here, not even EL himself.
GET A LIFE.
Oh dear. You really are more fucked up than my initial assessment had caught. Bitches always try to justify their nastiness by only being passionately loyal to someone, when in fact, they're passionate about being bitches. Get a clue, Moo. Your panties are showing and they're all in a wad.
ReplyDeleteBad Fish/Trix/Fucked up young person...you mean you have a Facebook group for the sole purpose of hating on one poster and you have the balls to tell HER to get a life? HAHAHA!!!! You're joking, right?
Oh my God, you broads are so fucked up!
A FACEBOOK group? Really???????? How high school!
That certainly explains much, though! Next you'll be posting that everyone got a friendship ring but Molly. LMAO!!!!!
Shouldn't you be learning to print or something?
The Facebook group is because we didn't want other CDaN readers to have to get drawn in to this shit.
ReplyDeleteWe also bitch about Les Suckno's various incarnations and ClassAlpha. Yes, that's the company you and Molly (if you really even are different people) keep. Except most of us agree that LS and CA are less annoying because they're just ordinary trolls instead of schizophrenics.
I tried to ignore Molly's dumb/crazy posts because sometimes she is amusing, but the bad stuff is really outweighing the good.
I did have my panties in a wad for a bit there, but now I just really, really wish both(?) of you would find some other place to hang out. May I recommend Perez? I really think you'd find more kindred souls in his community.
And by the way:
ReplyDelete"Bitches always try to justify their nastiness by only being passionately loyal to someone, when in fact, they're passionate about being bitches."
Pot, meet kettle.
The only kind of people who would care about a high school Facebook group are bitchy people with no lives.
ReplyDeleteIn that regard, you're only proving the points I've been attempting to make. You are as mean spirited as Jackie and all of you have far too much time on your hands and you piss it away on meaningless endeavors.
Oh, by the way, you have a mole in your group who caught my email address the one time I posted it. I really do know way too much and I'm saving it for a rainy day.
Ciao bitches. Watch out for the venom, you'll find yourselves choking on it.
"you have a mole in your group"
ReplyDeleteTalk about high school behavior...
"I really do know way too much and I'm saving it for a rainy day."
And you think we're the ones with a problem? Wow. What are you going to do, blackmail us for being bitchy?
"you have far too much time on your hands and you piss it away on meaningless endeavors."
Well, you did nail that one, at least in my case. :) But, hello, are you really accusing us of that while commenting on a celebrity gossip blog? LMAO!
Wow, after looking back through old comments, it's pretty clear that Anon = Molly = Liveunderarock and there are a couple of others I'm not quite sure about. Whoever you really are, if you're going to use multiple names, have them post something other than bitching about Ent and other commenters or complimenting each other if you want them to be believable. Also, seek professional help, for your own sake.
ReplyDeleteJeepers, you used to be Twisted Sister too. Hooooly crazy.
ReplyDeleteWhat, what? I remember that name. This is getting to be a bit "The call is coming from inside the house"... CREEPY
ReplyDeleteAnd yes Molly/Anon you can bitch at me for popping my head up, and call me team Moosh & Jax as if that would be insulting (and to you, i get that it is).
Fuck it sideways with a pitchfork - multi-account posters freak me out... Way too much time and energy spent ON A GOSSIP BLOG!!!
My god, it's not like anyone on here has run over your pet or something! Whats with the 'until death' grudges (or should that be grudge if they are the same person haha)?
Forgot to ask - how can you tell they are the same person? The IP numbers?
ReplyDeleteWow, wow, wow. Add LesSucknoMustDie to the list.
ReplyDeleteStiffKittens, I can't see the IPs. It was a couple of things said in this argument that made me think Molly and Anon might be the same person, so I started digging. I searched under Anon, because most of the time Molly seemed fairly reasonable, so I focused on the clearly crazy one. This person has their identities talk to each other - I caught on to the others when they posted in support of Anon, and each other. When I read the posts from these people, they all use similar phrases, and express similar sentiments. One common one is a paraphrase of "if I see you doing something I don't like, I will call you on it." Another is a similarity in the mean things said to Enty. (Lord, to think I once actually apologized for using the word "mean" to her.) Also, all of the identities keep attacking the same people. In the old days it was Trix, now it's Jax, with a few others thrown in. (Add me to the list now, LOL!) I certainly don't have any "proof," but it's really obvious after reading through enough of the comments.
I am blown away that so much of the negativity here was caused by ONE PERSON. Is it too much to hope that she'll go away now that she's been outed?
ReplyDeleteHoly, Jesus mother of cows - who has that amount of time?! Let alone who gives that much of a crap? How did this all start, anyways? Probably over something really stupid and redundant.
ReplyDeleteIt's like the blogging version of Single White Female (with added cloning). Batshit crazy...
I think as the blog owner, Enty can see the IP's but i'm not sure (it works that way on messageboards at least). If thats the case, maybe some policing should be in order to stop this becoming Troll Central (or more so than it already is ;)).
She's been doing it steadily since 2007!!!!! And I thought I spent too much time on this blog. :) I don't think Enty can see the IP's through the Blogger system - I can't on my blog. He could set up a program to track the IP's who come to the site, but he'd have to search through all the posts and try to match up the times. Enty, if you're up for it, I'll do the digging! :)
ReplyDeleteOh dear, I just realized, poor Enty only has half as many visitors to his site as he thought he did. The other half was all one person! LOL!
ReplyDeleteHaha! Well in the mind of a schizo, it counts as more...
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she has a PC and laptop powered up together so that she can have conversations with herself?
Molly: It's been too long, Anon
Anon: I, know. I, know - but work you know?
Molly: Tell me about it. What shall we have for tea tonight?
Anon: Well we had a sandwich for lunch, so how does chicken sound?
Actually this is quite fun. I want a split personality too...
Can we just begin referring to it as the Twisted Mollanon who Livesunderarock?
ReplyDeleteOnly if it involves badges and personalized mugs, Ernestine.
ReplyDeleteWait, is she also Nadya Suleman?
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteOops, I'm not quite as sure about Twisted Sister as the other personalities, so if there really is a Twisted, my apologies! :)
ReplyDeleteYep, I'd better make that a full retraction. While Molly does talk to herself, she doesn't usually fight with herself. Sorry Twisted, you used one of Molly's signature sentences and I jumped to conclusions.
ReplyDeleteWhile Molly does talk to herself, she doesn't usually fight with herself
ReplyDeleteLol... If it weren't so disruptive, it would almost be endearing.
LOL. I'm revising again. Going with, say, a 50/50 odd on T.S.:
ReplyDeleteTS: "I let a lot of comments go by, but when I get sick of someone being a bitch just for the sake of being a bitch, I call them on it."
TS: "marian and Melissa, it's really interesting how other people expressed the same sentiment, but you chose ME to pile on. Agenda? Fuck off the two of you."
That's a classic Mollyism - complaining about being singled out.
You know how unfaithful people think their partner is cheating on them:
ReplyDeleteAnon to me: Keep defending her.
Or maybe you are her! She does post under various names you know. Yep, I'm willing to bet you're Jax.
She also needs to add to her vocab - the term "calling out" or "call out" appears in almost all her 'TROLLS ATTACK' posts...
This is both really sad, and really fucking amusing!
StiffKittens, if I were a conspiracy theorist I'd start to think that you were me, lol. You keep saying exactly what I'm thinking. :) And by posting and agreeing with you, I'm just supporting that theory by the criteria I used above. Oh crap, what If I'm the crazy one? Wait, if you think you might be crazy, that means you aren't right? Dear lord, it's time for me to stop babbling and get some sleep. :)
ReplyDeleteHaha! Don't you give it ammo! ;)
ReplyDeleteOh i don't think the Anonbot would know sane thinking if it bit her/them on the/their ass.
I'll save it some time (seen as all their posts are basically the same):
Anon's response to this conversation will be:
"All the fucked up attention whores crawl out of the woodwork. All but the biggest attention whore who posts digs to other posters without any reason or provocation.
You're all so brave in groups! I'm really impressed!
Isn't it time to do your homework? Give mom the computer and go get it started, dear. "
"Just because you feel like shit about yourself doesn't give you the right to dump on other people and I'll call you on your bullshit every time I see it. If you don't like it that's too bad. The only fame whore here is you. If you and your posse of rabid fucking mouth breathers don't like the fact that I'm not going to let your insanity go unchecked then stop with your passive aggressive bullshit. It's that simple.
Real brave of you to show up after you think I'm gone though."
LMAO... Insults for all occassions.
Well, this rabid fucking mouth breather is getting some zzz's soon too - night!
*occasion's meh..
ReplyDeleteOh my god, that's hysterical to read, SK. If you are me, we're freaking funny!
ReplyDeleteI can't take any credit for that masterpiece - I copied and pasted from a written attack from our much loved Trollita :)
ReplyDeleteNeed to read today's blind, then bed (why do i distract myself with other things - it takes me at least 3 sessions to read all his posts).