I can promise you right from the start here that there will be no mention or photos of Verne Troyer having sex today. At least in this post. I can't promise for the whole day. I mean if something comes out or someone sends me something, I would have to post it. I wouldn't relish posting it, but it would be my duty to do so.
No, instead it is all about Mel B. Apparently the reason Mel B finds Stephen Belafonte so darn wonderful is the fact that he is the first man who can ever keep up with her in bed. She told Glamour UK that, "They (her past boyfriends)start off on a par and then they can't keep up but with him it's perfect. Actually I have never met anybody with a higher sex drive than me ever in my entire life!"
Well, I think part of the issue is that after the first night the guys wake up next to her and probably scream. The second issue is that most of the guys don't need the money and attention as much as Stephen does and so he is more likely to do whatever it is she wants when she wants it. Sometimes you just don't need to picture two people having sex. This is one of those times.
he might be creepy and a golddigger, but he's not hideous looking
ReplyDeleteSeems I read recently that these two were selling their sexual escapade stories, like the one about them wanting another female partner to play with, etc.
ReplyDeleteAnd she felt the need to tell us this because????????????
ReplyDeleteI could keep up with Mel B!
ReplyDeleteI would just need a bag over my head (or hers), viagra (to convince my peen) and a case of Jim Beam (to try in vain to drink her remotely attractive).
Eh, who am I kidding...it would never work...
LOLOLOL @ Ror
ReplyDeleteI don't know Ror, I am beginning to think Sylvia is your alter ego. Ror says the jokes and Sylvia laughs at them. Just a thought.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I have multiple alter ego's...but sadly for you...'amster' isn't one of them.
I'm not that inventive nor energetic, sorry.
There are actually only four people who ever comment here. The rest are ALL alter egos.
ReplyDeleteWell, technically, ClassAlpha and Dead Kennedy are written my my 3rd and 7th personalities, respectively, so do we count as different people or not?
ReplyDeleteHave no reason why, but people sure like to fucking target me on here.
ReplyDeleteAm I some sort of threat?!?
someone should tell her there is such a thing as tmi.
ReplyDeleteI think Ror is hilarious! I am definately not an alter ego! I just havent seen too many others say anything funny enough to comment on. ...
ReplyDeleteIm just sayin...
selenakyle - they're the answer to that blind aren't they? Threesomes, foursomes, moresomes...
ReplyDeleteDesperate.
ReplyDeleteRor, pretty much any time someone gets a lot of praise from other commenters here, they become a target. It's a sign that you've arrived! ;)
ReplyDeleteKeep it up Ror - you, Sandman and DaveR make this place amusing as hell.
ReplyDeleteI will probably not post my views on women and sexuality in here again, but believe me, I have an opinion on why she had to share that.
ReplyDeleteHarrriet, I'm curious because I honestly can't think of why she would run her mouth off like that. You could post it under your alter ego. ;)
ReplyDeleteMy sister's like that because she has self esteem issues from being 'the fat ugly one'.
ReplyDeleteShe lost a load of weight, got a huge boobjob, tans herself orange, dyes her ginger hair brown, and wears slutty 'clothes'.
She also walks around the family home in her underwear whenever she's there and talks non-stop about her sex life (she'll bring it up for no reason at all in the middle of a normal conversation with father dearest. I hate to know what she's like around her friends).
I don't get why people become like this. But i can tell you that those that have to over share are not as secure as they want everyone to think (like they have to be Miss Whore to be attractive/desired/feel worth something).
My alter ego? You mean Ror? *LOL*
ReplyDeleteI'm on the same train of thought as stiffkittens though. Women who constantly have to point out how "sexual" they are and that they have such a huge "sex drive", usually have underlying issue with self esteem. They also often take it in the pooper, to make boys like them more.
I don't think I am Ror's alter ego but I do think what he writes is hilarious. From what I am reading here it seems I am not the only one who thinks so.
ReplyDeleteRor keep it coming LOL.
i'm pretty sure my alters wouldn't like each other.
ReplyDeletebut then, how would i really know?