B.B. King - Detroit
Looking very sharp there Mr. Paxton.
Darin Brooks on the other hand looks like a lawn jockey.
How is it possible that Edward James Olmos looks 20 years younger than he did 20 years ago?
The always on vacation Fergie and Josh Duhamel.
It is really never to early to start thinking about Halloween.
Hugh Dancy is also looking very nicely dressed.
But not as nice as Isla Fisher.
Yep. Looks like Ben Affleck. OK, but it was fun to say.
Well sure, I always have thought about Jerry Springer playing the Richard Gere role from Chicago. I mean basically they are interchangeable right? I mean Springer could have done Officer And A Gentleman and American Gigolo with his eyes closed.
"Look, I'm dating her. See? I'm with a woman."
Miley Cyrus does her best 80's Bon Jovi look. Seriously. If this were the late 1980's and I threw this photo up and you just glanced at it what would you think?
Mel Gibson is back in public.
So, not only did Mary Louise Parker ignore my advice about posing in front of a magazine photo of herself, but she also wore the same dress. Almost.
Paula Abdul actually looks normal here. Wow. Paula is joined by Jimmy Demers and Terri Seymour.
Paris is celebrating because she finally managed to put two words together. Paris Happy.
This is what you get after spending $1M in Scientology. A direct line to Xenu.
Teena Marie - Los Angeles
Looking very sharp there Mr. Paxton.
Darin Brooks on the other hand looks like a lawn jockey.
How is it possible that Edward James Olmos looks 20 years younger than he did 20 years ago?
The always on vacation Fergie and Josh Duhamel.
It is really never to early to start thinking about Halloween.
Hugh Dancy is also looking very nicely dressed.
But not as nice as Isla Fisher.
Yep. Looks like Ben Affleck. OK, but it was fun to say.
Well sure, I always have thought about Jerry Springer playing the Richard Gere role from Chicago. I mean basically they are interchangeable right? I mean Springer could have done Officer And A Gentleman and American Gigolo with his eyes closed.
"Look, I'm dating her. See? I'm with a woman."
Miley Cyrus does her best 80's Bon Jovi look. Seriously. If this were the late 1980's and I threw this photo up and you just glanced at it what would you think?
Mel Gibson is back in public.
So, not only did Mary Louise Parker ignore my advice about posing in front of a magazine photo of herself, but she also wore the same dress. Almost.
Paula Abdul actually looks normal here. Wow. Paula is joined by Jimmy Demers and Terri Seymour.
Paris is celebrating because she finally managed to put two words together. Paris Happy.
This is what you get after spending $1M in Scientology. A direct line to Xenu.
Teena Marie - Los Angeles
I am often on the fence about JLo but I think she looks amazing in this pic.
ReplyDeleteAlso, so much for their 'breakup duet' that was supposed to happen on Valentine's Day.
"Yep. Looks like Ben Affleck. OK, but it was fun to say."
ReplyDeleteHEE!
You forgot to title Mel Gibson's pic "Verne Troyer of the Day."
Enty, I'm going to chalk this up to residual hangover, but including a photo of Parasite? Come on, man, get it together.
ReplyDeleteMel Gibson - I can't remember which one of the asshole things he's done that had him hiding out this time. Could someone kindly remind me?
oh my.
ReplyDeletethe jlo/marc anthony twins are.....are.....uh.....really dressed up.
oh, and mel gibson looks like some kind of nightmarish leprechaun.
ReplyDeleteHow is it possible that Edward James Olmos looks 20 years younger than he did 20 years ago?
ReplyDeleteafter effects of that major hangover?
those poor babies look like skeletor :(
ReplyDeletems, drunken tantrum involving sexist and racist remarks.
ReplyDeleteand let me add, mel looks like he's trying out for the part of colonel sanders.
ReplyDeleteMexi, I agree especially the son.
ReplyDeletemexi, they look more like vern troyer.
ReplyDeleteActually those poor babies look like her BEFORE all the plastic surgery.
ReplyDeleteBill Paxton looks nice. I can't get into that series of his on HBO or is it Showtime...I hear it's a good show.
ReplyDeleteJlo and Marc very happy. The little girl looks cute and the little boy Hmm sorta of lol.
Can't stand that idiot Timberlake.
Miley had to follow Timberlake hahaha another idiot.
Gibson looks weird, too much makeup.
Mary Louise looks nice.
Need to banish the Parasite from here (Please).
Gay Cruise surprise he wasn't underneath Timberlake lol.
If I was on some romantic, tropical vacation with Josh Duhamel, I really doubt I would be yacking on the phone.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if JLo and Marc are really that happy. Good for them if they are. The babies do look like their dear old dad.
Bill Paxton Fix! Yuuuuuuummy. Thnx Ent.
ReplyDeleteThere is no question about the paternity of those jlo twins.
yeah i'll say it. the j-ho twins are unfortunate looking.
ReplyDeleteshame, b/c his 2 boys w/ dayanara torres are absolutely cute and adorable.
there you go.
I think they will grow into it and become cute. But there is no question as to the fatherhood of those babies...*L*
ReplyDeleteI know the post is supposed to be flattering, but Isla Fisher looks like she has to pee really bad.
Pookie...Dayanara is beautiful, IMO, those boys took after her. J-lo has nothing on her.
ReplyDeleteMel looks like one of the villains in a silent movie gettin' ready to tie the hero's love to a train track!
Bill Paxton is a fantastic actor, but I can never get Chet out of my head...it's Chet, but he's screaming, "we're all gonna die, duuuuude" while smokin' some aliens.
ReplyDeleteWhen did Christina Aguliera cut her hair and join the cast of Chicago?
I hate Miley Cyrus. She needs to go 'wey.
Mel...kinda looking a little Anton LeVayish....perhaps for a movie role? One can hope--cuz that would mean he CHOSE to look like that, and i just can't believe that...no one would choose to look like a douche, Mel...a little outer/inner/above/below/emerald tablet type shyte?
God, I want to gauge out my eyes from the picture of Parisite offering her vajayjay to everyone in the room....oh, that's EXACTLY what she's doing, make no mistake. Ick.
Thanks Pookie. I'm tactless and couldn't figure how to say it nicely. I'm also superstitious and think if I say a bad thing about an innocent child, I'll be hit by lightening.
ReplyDeleteI heard Teena Marie sing live on the radio last week and she was awesome.
Sorry, Ent, but I'd never mistake Miley for anything remotely Bon Jovi.
Keith Urban was great on the NASCAR pre-show. I didn't stick around for Tom. I saw some pictures though and Connor looks taller than Tom now.
"Look, I'm dating her. See? I'm with a woman."
ReplyDeleteIs he a maybe gaybe too? Bums, and not in a good way. She needs a good wash too, what's with her hair?
Tommygirl can almost pretend to be tall up in that tower. Still doesn't disguise his utterly insane grin though.
Paris Hilton? Really? Ugh.
@ Molly - Which "drunken tantrum involving sexist and racist remarks"?
ReplyDeleteThis still isn't about the cop is it? He's done stupid things since then, right?
Awwwww, those J-Lo and Skeletor babies are the cutest babies in the world, and I am being totally honest.
ReplyDeleteI would love to squeeze 'em, they're so damn cute.
I really mean this.
You know, how we love to dote on the poor lil' things in the world.
ms, you might be right. could be charges of anti-semitism in his move passion of christ? i can't keep all his bullshit straight...lol.
ReplyDeleteMel I loved ya in
ReplyDelete'The Maverick'but not enough for a sequel!
Montana, i thought the same thing! the twins looks just like her before she did the lipo body sculpting and thermal reconditioning on the hair.
ReplyDeleteMexi, YES, dayanara is the gorge. she's in a completely different class strata altogether. j-ho tries to imitate it, but doesn't even come close.
Califblondy, teehee! now i'm hoping lightening won't strike me...but i just had to call a spade, a spade...
Molly, Mel has messed up so many times, I can't keep it straight. I just wish he'd go into hiding forever. He's scum.
ReplyDeleteI don't get it. Why do these so-called celebrities have to have these insane celebrations for every birthday? Good grief - the last party I had was when I turned 21... that's usually about the time to start toning it down with the outrageous parties unless you are hitting the milestones (30, 40, 50, etc). But age 28?? I mean really - who else besides your family really cares?
ReplyDeletems, can he take paris, blohan, madonna, and all men with the last name of brown who beat on women with him? i'll help the fucker pack!
ReplyDeleteLove Edward James Olmos.
ReplyDeleteLove Isla Fisher.
WTF is J-Lo wearing????
Mel Gibson is channeling Guy Fawkes.
Yeah. Teena Marie.
Wow, Teena Marie. Now there's a blast from the past. Hmmmm ... kinda puts me in a mood to listen to some of her old stuff.
ReplyDeleteThat model looks like Mattel's 2009Material Christmas Barbie. Oy.
ReplyDeleteAnd Enty, Olmos looks younger because his face got fuller and the fat filled out the deep wrinkles. When I lose weight, I'm gonna look like hell. (*thinks twice and happily eats a donut)
Isn't Terri Seymore Simon's old GF?
ReplyDeleteMel Gibson is back, and HE IS SATAN!
ReplyDeleteYes, Cindy.
ReplyDeleteLooking good Mr. Dancy, looking good.
ReplyDeletemooshki- i miss kermit, but i love your new avi (even though i was disappointed in "life aquatic")!!
ReplyDeletethere's pix on another site where mel is lined up perfectly with the background so that he has horns!
i used to love him, but his antics just turned me off.
but i still love the term "sugartits"!!
Oh, Justin. You try so hard. And Jessica Biel doesn't try at all. Next time, pick a beard that isn't more butch than you.
ReplyDeletePaging the purple pie man...Mel is stepping all over your stash.
ReplyDeleteBunny, Life Aquatic is one of my favorite movies of all time, and not just 'cause Owen's in it. Don't worry, though, Kermit will be back! :)
ReplyDeleteMiley is wearing pajamas. That is a pet peeve of mine - I see all these people walking around the streets of Chicago (the city, not the 'burbs) in these flannel pj bottoms. Don't get me wrong, I have a few pair and live in them in the comfort and privacy of my own home. Why can't people get dressed to go out? Why is it that so many people are ok with just rolling out of bed and heading out the door no matter what they are wearing or what they look like?? Don't they have any pride? I don't mean to sound superficial, but, honestly, I think it's kinda rude to assume people want to see them their pjs.
ReplyDeleteDarin Brooks made the list? Ew!
ReplyDeleteMel either thinks The Colonel is the shit, or Snidely Whiplash.
ReplyDelete